82 sentences are selected from the complete works of jokes.

1. Is this child illiterate? This is a conscious substance. You should know what I mean. You don't understand, you don't ask, or you don't understand?

2. I won't hit you, you don't know that I am both civil and military.

At the moment when you walk out of my sight, I will extend my powerful middle finger and praise your correct decision.

When you have a head like a lightning rod, you should pay attention. Don't go out when it thunders and lightning, it will be ugly if it turns into black charcoal.

5. Even if I'm second, I'm human, and even if you're smart, you're just an animal. This is life!

6. I like the resignation of the dormitory, and the netizens meet suddenly. I can't stop crying, and my face is sad, but I am in danger of death.

7. You are poor. You have no thoughts, no heart, no education and no culture. You lead a miserable life.

8. 10 I can't stand it. I miss you very much. I want to see you every day. You can give it to me yourself. I will never let you down seven times. I will keep you by my side forever. I will never love you half-heartedly. I swear I only keep you 1 pig.

9, shameless like this, thank you for your growth.

10, the jeep running in the deep forest, you want 30 cents of mutton offal, there are not many in Niu Jiao.

1 1. You think you are Halley's comet, and 6 billion people all over the world should pay tribute to it!

12, don't be stubborn, just take your parents. You are so filial, why don't you stay at home?

13, after hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously!

14, don't face me, I'm afraid I have nightmares in the middle of the night.

15, you are an indispensable raw material to destroy the universe, and even the orcs despise your orcs.

16, don't think you are ugly, I dare not scold you.

17 You shameless bastard, you were right when you said you were beautiful. When you stand in the middle of the road, the eyes of the masses light up.

18, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and I'm a hooligan when I go back!

19, there is your picture on a grave in the distance.

20. Dog, your nose is so sensitive! Say you're scum, scum is at least human, and you're tofu residue. Feed it to pigs. Things inferior to pigs and dogs.

2 1. In the past, I only knew that piggy could hum when he couldn't talk. Later, when I met you, I realized that you could hum even more than piggy. I was just talking about you, and you were humming!

22. It's too wasteful. Why don't you go to Yikang Hospital to do it?

23, my mental illness is better than your mental illness, crazy every day!

24, a sister paper like you is simply a pure man!

25. Compared with people without brains, I think I am lucky to be a fool. Big chest and no brain? Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot you don't have breasts. Grandma Taiping!

26. Spring has passed. What are you still doing in spring? It turns out that spring has no seasons.

27. My kind heart has been put away. I don't want to be soft-hearted this time. Find the bones, and don't bite my leg.

28. Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

29. I never take a photo with my boyfriend, in case I turn my face and deny people anytime and anywhere.

30. Will you roll? what's up Then get out!

3 1, I don't know music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

32. Wherever you go, flies follow you, and they are all smoked by your quality.

33. What's wrong with my brain? It also proves that I have a brain. When I look at you, I have no brain. Go home and ask your mother to buy you two boxes of melatonin and see if I can make up for the birth defects.

34. Your face, which brings disaster to the country and people, made me vomit in my stomach for three days to show my excitement. I have to admit that you have the confidence of Xifeng, the figure of Sister Furong and the beauty of flowers.

35. Do you know the difference between you and ordinary boys? Ordinary boys ride with a girl, and you ride with a boy.

36. Your mother wasn't too * *, and you wouldn't have been born so early! Don't blame me!

37. I really sympathize with your ancestors. How can you be such a vulgar, dirty and lowly descendant!

38、? You are a little round. ? I'm not fat. ? I mean, you deserve to be beaten. ?

39. I hate people who are different from my predecessors, especially those who flatter you to your face and say you are not as good as a dog behind your back.

40. Look at your undersampling. Like a donkey kicking a pig.

4 1. When selling Meng, the word selling Meng becomes a derogatory term.

Don't smile at me, I won't be fooled by you.

43. You look like a bird, just like a string made by Chihuahua and Beijing Ba. It's small, but it's impure and stinks, only the size of a pocket. I really want to slap you.

44. I thought I was evil. I didn't know until I met you that there were very few people better than me.

45, feelings, your face is * *, the most is * *, even if you spray shit, you have to spray shit.

46. You yelled at me for your failure and didn't look at yourself.

47. How much do you really think you weigh? The third place is not you * *, and Qiong Yao is not your kiln sister.

48. Life is like a super girl for a long time, and all the men come to the end.

49. A shemale should look like a shemale. No one is human, and a demon is not a demon. Go and scare the ghosts!

50. Does that man dare to say that he is pure? Look at your eyes, they are muddy.

5 1, you have to thank everything in this world is fake, even birth control pills, otherwise you wouldn't have grown so big!

52. Your birth is really a miracle in biology! The World Organization for the Study of Variant Species looks forward to your visit.

People all over the world laughed when the doctor announced your death.

54. People who are bitten by dogs will never get back, but you shameless dog, I have really only seen this one in my life.

Lend me 3,000 yuan to run the city, and I can destroy the earth; Lend me three thousand beauties, and I can make another earth.

56. An old friend resigned from the Yellow Crane Tower and sent a bucket of oil before he left. As he walked, he was still thinking, this boy is really awkward.

57. I walked into a KFC, ordered a coke, sat down and watched the boys and girls file past the window.

58. If the other person wants to say that you think I am xx (xx can be replaced), you can answer, Ah, so you are not.

59. Watch you walk on your high horse. Are you afraid that others won't know that you are an airport?

60. What a pity! Your face, like the scene of a car accident, fundamentally subverts human understanding of ugliness.

6 1, I don't want to judge a book by its cover. I tried to see your soul. As a result, your soul is no more beautiful than your appearance.

62. Even if you were the only woman in the world, I would rather have sex with someone else.

63. Don't think that I can forgive your vulgarity and tolerate your affectation! Know the taste.

64. What do you have to show off in an ostentatious manner except that I am not as shameless as you?

65, born to belong to cucumber, owe to shoot! The day after tomorrow belongs to walnut, you owe it! Life is like a broken motorcycle, it needs kicking! Find a daughter-in-law who is a screw, but she needs to be screwed!

66. Many nights, you snuggled up to me, touched my delicate place with your slender hands and sucked my precious body fluids before letting go. Alas! This damn mosquito.

In the past, my love was like a dwarf hanged by a bush.

68. Insufficient brain capacity? You have done a shameful thing yourself, and you are not ashamed to blame me. I am ashamed.

69. Don't pretend to be beautiful and happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?

70. Do I have a man? Do you want to be jealous? Don't be a dog. Is it interesting to slander behind your back?

7 1, after I saw you, I realized what your father meant when he scolded you all day for having an X fever rather than having you. Look at X-burn, and then look at your comparison. It better be that there really is X-burn!

There are so many flowers in the world. When it comes to love, only roses are remembered. There are so many things in the world that when it comes to wonders, people only think of Mount Everest. Of all the puppies in the world, when it comes to smart people, only you are remembered!

73. Excuse me, can I ask you for some faces? I think there are three layers outside your face. It doesn't matter if you lose a few layers!

74. Don't take the limit of your own thinking to challenge the IQ of normal people.

75. You don't learn so many weapons in China, but you prefer to learn swords; Go to the sword, but don't learn the sword; There are so many moves in the sword that you are drunk with learning the sword; Learn silver sword instead of iron sword! Finally, you became a martial arts stunt: drunken silver sword! Finally, we can achieve the unity of man and sword? Chivalrous swordsman.

76, you are so shameless and heartless, it should be very light!

77. Be born without fear of death, and die without being born.

78, the departure of the stool, is the pursuit of the toilet, or * * not to retain.

We have known each other for more than one thousand years. It was an autumn, and maybe some yellow leaves were dancing. You took me a long way in the wind and left your teeth marks on me, which became an eternal story. At that time, my name was Lv Dongbin.

80. Look at you wearing a helmet, camouflage clothes and yellow rubber shoes. When you are far away, you seem to be the Flying Tigers. I took a closer look and found that you were the place where the electricity was received.

8 1. Are you dissatisfied with the world by dressing like this?

82. I don't go home to save my life these days. Isn't this your uncle in the pigsty?