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My mother-in-law arranged for my eldest brother to enter the bridal chamber with me

My mother-in-law arranged for my eldest uncle to enter the bridal chamber with me

Thirty years ago, when I was very young, I heard my grandma tell a bizarre true marriage story, which I still remember. Still new. The incident happened at my aunt's house. Her family has two sons and five girls. All the girls got married successfully, but the son was left without a wife. The eldest son was already 35 years old at the time, and the younger son was 27. Both of them became a constant problem. In rural areas where early marriage and early childbearing were advocated at that time, singles were basically stereotyped. No negotiation! When a man turns twenty-three, the whole family becomes panicked. . .

Grandma often worries about my aunt, but she can’t figure it out? Although her two nephews looked a little more honest and talked less, they were both very hard-working people. Considering the conditions of my aunt's family, although they didn't have much money at the time, they still had a little surplus of fine rice and white flour, which was very important. It's amazing that the wedding gift is nothing more than a few loads of grain and a few meters of cloth. To host the entire wedding banquet, only a few dozen yuan is enough. But why can't I find the target? In the end, the problem was found in my aunt.

I heard that my aunt was a famous "vampire" and "stingy person" in eight villages within ten miles. She never suffered a loss, and was only allowed in but not out. When she married a girl, she would take the opportunity to make a fortune, and the betrothal gifts would always be more rice and noodles than those from other families. Therefore, her bad reputation spread far and wide, which deeply affected her two sons' marriage. Even the matchmaker didn't want to deal with her. My aunt and uncle were even more oppressed by her and had been a coward all their lives.

Later, it seemed that her sons were going to be single, and she was getting old. If she could not find a way to complete the tasks for her sons, not only would she not be able to have grandchildren, but she would probably die. She would not close her eyes. My aunt was really anxious. She promised to marry her younger son with a betrothal gift that was three times higher than the market price. At that time, the eldest son was already 35 years old and wanted to marry a yellow-flowered eldest daughter, but there was little hope, so she decided to marry her. It is planned to find a widow for the eldest son in the future, or marry into another family. But the second son still had great hope, so she asked a matchmaker to find a wife for the second son first, and she required that she must be a girl, no more than 23 years old.

Hard work pays off! As long as the price is high and willing to bleed, it will still make people excited. After the matchmaker made a huge profit, he actually managed to get a farmer's family in a neighboring village to agree to marry the girl to his second brother. The situation of that family is also somewhat special. The girl has just turned 20 and is quite handsome. However, she has no father or mother. She grew up with her grandparents. I heard that her father drove a donkey cart to the fields to pull manure. After the donkey stumbled, it turned over. After going down the cliff, she fell off the cliff with her car and died. Later, her mother remarried elsewhere. She was only 8 years old at that time. Later, her grandparents raised her, she never read a book, and she could not read a single Chinese character. The year before last, grandma passed away, and grandpa wanted to marry off his granddaughter while he was still breathing. In this way, I met my aunt's family, maybe this is fate!

After some bargaining. The family agreed to the marriage, and my aunt was very satisfied. Although the price was too high, the wife here was not bad. She was not only in her late twenties, but also had a dignified appearance. I heard that she was very meticulous in housework. Two months later, the two families discussed getting married. . .

But on the wedding day, I heard from grandma that my aunt had evil intentions. Grandma also found out after the fact. She said that if she had known in advance that her aunt was planning to do something like that, she would not have agreed in the first place! And firmly oppose it!

Grandma said that her aunt specially prepared sweat medicine that day. After the guests had dispersed, the bride and groom were going to have a meal, so she deliberately put the medicine in the meal. As a result, she asked her eldest son to follow The sleeping bride entered the bridal chamber and waited until the uncooked rice was cooked into a cooked meal before she explained to her daughter-in-law and son. . .

My aunt’s intention is very clear. She felt that although her younger son was only 27 years old, through this blind date, he would still have hope in the future. The eldest son is already 35 years old. If the younger son gets married this time, the eldest son will be completely left alone and destined to be a bachelor for the rest of his life. For these two sons, the palms and backs of their hands are full of flesh. The mother does not want her son to become an adult and not have a family.

Therefore, she came up with a plan. For the time being, she had to give in to the younger one and transfer the older one to her, thus gaining the upper hand. As long as a woman is defiled by the first man, she has resigned herself to her fate. Turn off the lights, cover your face, and do the same thing when you get into bed with anyone. . .

Actually, my aunt dared to act in this drama because she felt that even if she did this, no one in the family would come to trouble her. My aunt always bullies the weak and fears the strong! Sure enough, the next morning, the groom saw the man sleeping naked next to her, who turned out to be the boss. The little girl was also frightened. Later, the boss explained the whole thing to her, and her mother-in-law also begged her to accept her fate now that the matter had become like this! If word spreads, it will be a big deal to be embarrassed and embarrassed, but will people still be alive in the future? The bride had no choice but to endure it. In fact, she also knew that even if she returned to her parents' home, no one would make the decision for her, and her elderly grandfather would be powerless. And her uncle and aunt have called her a broom star and a loser since she was a child. If you can't be cruel, you should kick her out of the house long ago. This time, no one prepared her dowry. As for the betrothal gifts that grandpa asked for, my uncle and aunt moved back to their house the next day. Grandpa actually knew it well. Before getting married, he told her to be a good wife to someone else. Living a good life as a family, he closed his eyes and felt relieved. But now, she was not expecting such a scandal to happen. But there was nothing she could do. Finally, under the arrangement of my mother-in-law, I will not go to my parents' house to see her until she calms down. After things stabilized, I accompanied the groom, who had adjusted his bag, to meet his grandfather. . .

At the same time, the miserable second child was tied up in a room and woke up in the middle of the night. His aunt and uncle stayed by his side and told him the whole story. He just cried and didn't say a word. The matter was arranged by his own mother, and his wife was occupied by his eldest brother. What else was he going to do? Kill them? Wouldn't that be treason and a violation of filial piety? Moreover, his own mother actually knelt at his feet and begged him to forgive her for all his painstaking efforts. She also said that she would find someone to go on a blind date with him immediately, and believed that she would definitely find someone better. . .

The child has left home. Go out to work! That year, he did not go home, but only sent some money back to his family. Boss, I feel guilty too. But who wouldn’t be selfish for his own sake? The new daughter-in-law's family knew the whole thing. Her uncle and aunt came to make a fuss, and her aunt's family sent two more loads of grain to calm the turmoil.

Everyone in the village laughed at my aunt for doing things that were too extreme. She was too embarrassed to go out. However, when he became the eldest son and had a wife, although he took over his younger sister-in-law, he felt confident and the next year there was a new addition to the family. In the past few years, I actually gave birth to three sons! . . .

The second child never came back after leaving home. It wasn't until my uncle fell ill due to humiliation and died of illness that he returned home to stay for a few days. Behind this farce, the next year, he went to the Lord of Hell to report it. My aunt also became depressed because she couldn't bear the prodding in her spine by the people in the village. She also felt ashamed of her child, and after that incident, no one thought highly of her anymore, let alone no one proposed marriage again. Even if she pays ten times or a hundred times more. Her character has been greatly damaged. . .

Later. Not two years after my great aunt passed away. She's gone too! Before leaving, she talked to the five girls, as well as the eldest son, about the younger son's marriage. But at that time, the child was already 33 years old. A person is still working hard outside. Home, I am already homeless. When I come back, no one has the face to face it!

Before my aunt died, the family asked someone to find her son, who had been away from home for five years, and asked him to come back to see his mother, send her off, and forgive her. However, when the child returned home, he was faced with three lively nephews on the ground and his sister-in-law who was supposed to be his wife. He still didn't say the words to forgive his mother. . .

I heard, second child. According to seniority, I should call him uncle, he is one year older than my father. Later, he settled in a foreign country and became a family with a young widow. Now he lives a very happy life. Maybe it was fate, and he was already 35 years old when he got married, which was the same age when his eldest brother entered the bridal chamber with his wife. . .

I am thinking about it now. Will this happen again? There should be, there are all kinds of wonders in the world! However, after knowing that the groom has changed the contract, will the bride still swallow her anger? Will public opinion still be so intense? I'm afraid it's another version, maybe it's the progress of society, maybe it's the soundness of the rule of law, maybe it's the equality of personality, maybe it's the improvement of status. In short, anything is possible. . .