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Others said a speechless, with humorous words back to him.

I have compiled 3 humorous sentences, and I hope everyone will be happy every day.

1. I decided to go out for a walk. After all, such a beautiful face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.

2. Some people say that I am ugly, and I am very sad and feel sorry for him, so my eyes are blind at a young age.

3. The netizen said my photo was ugly, and I smiled. That's because you haven't seen me in person, and that's ugly!

4. I can describe my cooking in one sentence, that is, I cook a good kitchen.

5. Although I am a little fat now, I think I was only nine pounds when I was the thinnest!

6. Winter is the most rogue, and he always likes to freeze his hands and feet.

7. I wish someone would accompany you to drift from place to place, while I am comfortably at home counting money.

8. people who laugh at me, please brush your teeth white first-there is a green vegetable.

9. After all, I'm already so ugly. Can you be more beautiful in your grades?

1. I have mastered 36 ways to hide private money, and the next thing I need is money.

11. I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.

12. I found that my biggest weakness is money.

13. In fact, I know that people who play with me every day are all for my handsome face. If I get disfigured one day, they will all be gone.

14. Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to have food and clothing? If you want to, why don't you stay with me and we'll think together.

15. Let's break up. Needless to say, you don't deserve me. We are not mobile phones and chargers.

16. It's really hard to see many couples walking in the street. When will they be as free as me?

17. Marry a woman like me. Although it's not beautiful, it's enough to make you lose everything.

18. If you gain weight, you can come at my chest.

19. The function of the alarm clock is probably: let me change my posture and continue to sleep.

2. I hope all the money in my pocket loves each other and have many children.

21. I knew you wouldn't come with me if I held out my hand, so I held out my leg and tripped you. You really stood up and ran after me. So I have to admit: I can't keep my affection since ancient times, and I always win the hearts of the people.

22. I think it's good to make a phone call, and everything I say is valuable.

23. I accidentally cut my hand on a branch. Why don't you cut one, too, and we'll be husband and wife.

24. If there is one day left in my life, then I will definitely go back to class and have a good class, because in class, I will feel that every day is like a year.

25. Many people say that I am beautiful and cute, and I really want to slap him in the past. Everyone knows that I want you to tell me everywhere!

26. Class teacher, don't bother to change seats. I can talk to people around me wherever I sit.

27. Every time someone attacks me, I feel that there is something wrong with this person. He can still lose his temper and be speechless in the face of such a lovely me.

28. I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you should reflect on yourself and why others can.

29. Don't say that you are single dog in the future. When people ask you, just say that you are with me. Don't mention it. Don't thank me. I'll carry this pot for you.

3. There is a lovely person in this world, and now this person is reading this answer.