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Dissatisfied people are always happy. What examples or stories or reasons can be explained?

1, Zhi Bo was insatiable and brought himself to ruin.

At the end of the Spring and Autumn Period, the rule of the Zhou Dynasty collapsed, and the princes became independent and separated. Jin is one of the most powerful vassal states. Han Kang, Fan, Zhi Bo and Bank of China are six ministers of the State of Jin. Among them, Zhibo is ambitious and tries his best to expand his sphere of influence. He first joined forces with Korea, Zhao and Wei to attack the Bank of China and seize its land.

A few years later, he forced Han Kangzi to cede 10,000 households. Then he bullied Wei. Wei had no choice but to cede territory for peace. After Zhi Bo got the land of Sanqing, he got carried away, thinking that everyone in the world was afraid of himself and asked to cede Cai He and Wolf.

Zhao Xiangzi resolutely refused to agree. Zhi Bo became angry from embarrassment and coerced Han Kangzi and Wei to make a crusade. The two sides confronted each other in Jinyang for three years. Zhao Xiangzi used the counsel of counselor Alina Zhang to persuade Han Kangzi and Wei to unite and attack Zhi Bo at night to kill him. Zhibo was insatiable and finally went to a dead end.

2. Look at Shu for a long time

In the early years of the Eastern Han Dynasty, (ao) ruled, and Gongsun Shu ruled Shu, making himself king. They colluded against the court.

In the eighth year of Jianwu, Guangwu Emperor Liu Xiu and General Cen Peng led troops to attack Tianshui (now Gansu), and Cen Peng and Pianjianghai surrounded Xiao Wei in the west city. Gongsun Shu sent troops to rescue him, and he was stationed in Shangguan (Guangxi). Guangwu sent Gaiyan and Geng Xu to surround him and returned to the East.

After returning to Kyoto, Liu Xiu wrote to Cen Peng and said, "If the two cities fall, they can lead their troops south and defeat Shu and Lu." If the people are not satisfied, there will be peace and hope for Shu. "It means don't be satisfied after pacifying Gansu, and then pacify Shu in the south.

Step 3: Wait for the rabbit

According to legend, during the Warring States Period, there was a farmer in the Song Dynasty who worked at sunrise every day and rested at sunset. In case of famine, he will starve. He wants to improve his life, but he is too lazy and timid. He is lazy, afraid of everything and always wants to meet the unexpected wealth delivered to his door. But there has been no unexpected gain, and I live my own life every day.

There is always a little bit of luck in life. Finally, a miracle happened. One day in late autumn, he was plowing in the field and there were people hunting around him. The sound of shouting came one after another everywhere, and the frightened little beast ran desperately. Suddenly, a rabbit, impartial, bumped into his field root.

On the same day, he had a delicious meal.

From now on, he will not farm any more. Watching the roots hit by rabbits all day, waiting for the next rabbit to hit them.

4. The heart is not enough to swallow an elephant.

According to legend, in a village in Shenze during the Song Ren period, there were only two people in the family. The mother was old and sick, unable to work, and her life was very difficult. Her son, Wang Kuang, is 30 years old, unmarried and lives by selling grass.

One day, Wang Luan went to the north of the village to pull weeds, pulling and pulling, and found a spotted snake more than seven inches long in the grass, covered in injuries and unable to move. The king was moved by compassion and carefully took it home, washed it and put it on medicine. After a while, the snake woke up and nodded to thank the king. Mother and son were very happy when they saw it. They quickly made a small basket for it and put the snake in it carefully.

Since then, the mother and son have been carefully cared for, the snake's wound has gradually healed, and the snake has grown up. It seems to be always talking to them, which is very cute and adds some fun to the monotonous and lonely life of the mother and son.

As the days passed, the king jumped up to mow the grass, the mother kept the house, and the little snake was in the basket all day. Suddenly one day, the little snake got bored in the house and climbed into the yard to bask in the sun. It became thick and long, like a beam. The old lady was shocked when she saw this situation. When the king jumped back, the snake had returned to the house and returned to its original shape. She said anxiously, "I lost my mind today and scared my mother to death, but don't be afraid." You have to take off three small skins from me and do it again. "

Wang Qian said, "No, that will damage your health. Think of another way! " "

The spotted snake urged, "Never mind, hurry up, I can hold it."

Wang Qian had to do it with tears in her eyes. Mom woke up soon after eating the soup. Both mother and son were grateful and puzzled, but neither said anything. Wang jumped back to the scene of putting golden light in the snake basket every night, thinking that this snake was extraordinary.

It is said that Song Renzong doesn't care about state affairs all day, and life in the palace goes on day after day. There is nothing new. He is very boring. If he wants to play the night pearl, he will put up a notice. Whoever can provide one will be rewarded.

The story reached the ears of Wang Kuang. When he came home, he told the snake. The snake pondered for a while and said, "You have been very kind to me these years. You saved my life. You always wanted to repay me, but you never got a chance. Now I can finally do something for you. " To tell the truth, my eyes are two night pearls. If you gouge out one of my eyes and give it to the emperor, you will be promoted and made a fortune, and your mother can spend her old age safely. "

Wang was very happy after hearing this, but after all, he had feelings for snakes and couldn't bear to do it. He said, "It's cruel to do that, and you will be in unbearable pain."

The snake said, "Never mind, I can resist."

So the king dug out the snake eye and went to Beijing the next day to present the orb to the people's emperor. Man Wu has never seen such a strange orb and is full of praise. At night, the sphere emits strange light, which illuminates the whole courtyard. The emperor was very happy. He made the king a high official and gave him a lot of gold and silver.

When the emperor saw the sphere, he admired it and took it for himself. Queen Nishinomiya saw it and wanted one. As a last resort, Song Renzong ordered the search for the orb again, and said that the position of Prime Minister would be reserved for the second person who proposed the treasure. The king is crazy. I gave the snake's second eye, so the prime minister is not mine?

So he went to the emperor and said he could find another one. The emperor happily gave the Prime Minister to him. Unexpectedly, when Wang Kuang's guards went to get the second eye, the snake refused to give it anyway, saying that he wanted to see Wang Kuang, so Wang Kuang had to come to see the snake himself.

When the snake saw the king, he bluntly advised him, "I have given one eye to repay you. You have risen to the palace and made a fortune, so don't want my second eye." People should not be greedy. "

Wang Luan had long been fascinated by this official, but he still listened and said shamelessly, "Don't I want to be the prime minister?" If you don't give it to me, how can I be? Besides, I have already told the emperor about this matter, and the official gave it to me. Don't give me a bad ending, just help me! "

He insisted on taking a second eye. When the snake saw that it had become so greedy and cruel, it got angry a long time ago and said, "OK! You take the knife! However, you have to put me in the yard to get it. "

Wang Zao couldn't wait to analyze the snake's words. He agreed, so he put the snake in the sunny yard and turned back to the house to get the knife. When he came out to dig out the treasure, the snake body had become a girder, panting at him with his mouth open, and Wang Zao was scared out of his wits. It was too late to run, and the snake swallowed the greedy man in one bite.

5. Fisherman and goldfish

Once upon a time, an old man and his old woman lived by the blue sea. They lived in a shabby mud shed for thirty-three years.

The old man cast a net to fish. The old woman spun a knot. Once, the old man cast a net into the sea and picked up a net of seaweed. He cast his net again and pulled up a net of seaweed. He cast a net for the third time, and this time he caught a fish, not an ordinary fish, but a goldfish.

Goldfish begged! She said in a human voice, "Grandpa, please put me back in the sea, and I will give you a valuable reward: you can have anything to save yourself."

The old man was surprised, but he was still a little scared: he had been fishing for 33 years and had never heard that fish could talk. He let the goldfish out and said a few kind words to her: "God bless you, goldfish! I don't want your reward. Go to the blue sea and wander freely there. "

The old man went back to the old woman and told her the great miracle. "Today I caught a fish, not an ordinary fish, but a goldfish; This goldfish can talk like us. She begged me to put her back in the blue sea and was willing to redeem herself with the most valuable thing: she would do anything I asked her to redeem her freedom. I dare not ask for her reward, so I put her back in the blue sea. "

The old woman pointed at the old man and scolded him, "You idiot, you are really an old fool!"! Dare not take the reward of goldfish! Even if we want a wooden basin, ours is broken. "

So the old man came to the blue sea and saw the sea rippling slightly. The old man shouted to the goldfish, who swam to him and asked, "Grandpa, what do you want?"

The old man saluted her and replied, "Come on, goldfish, my old woman scolded me and didn't let me have peace. She wants a new wooden basin, and ours is broken and can't be used any more. "

The goldfish replied, "Don't be sad, go, and God bless you. You will have a new wooden basin soon. " When the old man returned to the old woman, she really had a new wooden basin.

The old lady cursed even more: "you fool, you are really an old fool!" What an old fool! All you want is a wooden basin. How much can a wooden basin be worth? Go home, old fool, and find the goldfish again, give her a present and ask her for a wooden house. "

So the old man went to the blue sea again (the blue sea appeared). The old man shouted to the goldfish, who swam to him and asked, "Grandpa, what do you want?"

The old man saluted her and replied, "Come on, goldfish! The old woman scolded me even more. She won't let my old man rest, and my nagging wife wants a cabin. "

The goldfish replied, "Don't be sad, go, and God bless you. That's it: you will have a wooden house. "

The old man walked to his mud shed, which had disappeared without a trace; In front of him is a wooden house with a bright room, a white chimney made of bricks and a door made of oak boards. The old woman sat at the window and swore at her husband, "you fool, you are only ten years old!" Old bastard, all you need is a wooden house! Get out, salute the goldfish and say, I don't want to be a lowly old woman anymore, I want to be a hereditary lady.

The old man walked towards the blue sea. The old man shouted to the goldfish again, and the goldfish swam to him and asked, "Grandpa, what do you want?"

The old man saluted her and replied, "Come on, goldfish! The old woman lost her temper even more. She won't let my dad rest. She is no longer willing to be a farmer, she wants to be a hereditary wife. "

The goldfish replied, "Don't be sad, go, and God bless you."

The old man went back to the old woman. What did he see? A tall building. His old woman stood on the steps, wearing a valuable mink vest, gorgeous headdress, a pearl necklace around her neck, a gold ring with jewels in her hand and red boots on her feet. Hard-working slaves stood in front of her, and she whipped them and pulled their foreheads. The old man said to his old woman, "Hello, noble lady! I think your heart should be satisfied this time. "

The old woman yelled at him and sent him to the stable to work. A week later, another week later, the old woman was even more mischievous. She sent the old man to the goldfish. "Get out, salute the goldfish and say that I don't want to be a lady anymore, I want to be the queen of freedom."

The old man was startled and begged, "What's the matter, wife, have you taken crazy medicine?" You can't even walk or talk normally! You will make the whole country laugh. "

The old woman became more and more angry. She slapped her husband in the face. "Hillbilly, you dare to talk back to me and argue with my hereditary wife? -Go to the beach. To tell you the truth, you have to go if you don't go. "

The old man went to the seaside (the blue sea became dark). He called goldfish again, and the goldfish swam up to him and asked. "What do you want, Grandpa?"

The old man saluted her and replied. "Come on, goldfish, my old woman is yelling again: she doesn't want to be a lady anymore, she wants to be the queen of freedom."

The goldfish replied, "Don't be sad, go, and God bless you. Well, the old woman is going to be a queen! "

The old man went back to the old woman. Why, in front of him is a royal palace, and his old woman becomes a queen, sitting at the table to eat, and ministers and nobles wait on her. Pour her wine from abroad. She is eating a beautiful cake, surrounded by majestic guards with sharp axes on their shoulders. The old man looks-startled! Hurriedly bowed and kowtowed to the old woman and said, "Hello, Your Majesty! Well, your heart should be satisfied this time. "

The old woman didn't even look at him and ordered him to be driven away. The minister and the nobles rushed over together, grabbed the old man by the neck and pushed him out. At the door, the guard came and almost cut down the old man with a sharp axe. People laughed at him: "old fool, what a suck!" This is a lesson for you: you should behave yourself in the future! "

A week later, another week later, the old woman became even more ridiculous. She sent courtiers to find her husband. They found the old man and brought him here. The old woman said to the old man, "Go back and salute the goldfish. I don't want to be the queen of freedom anymore. I want to be the overlord of the ocean, let me live in the ocean, call goldfish to wait on me, and let me use it casually. "

The old man dare not talk back or speak against his will. So he ran to the blue sea and saw a dark storm on the sea: the raging waves surged and roared. The old man shouted to the goldfish, who swam to him and asked, "Grandpa, what do you want?"

The old man saluted her and replied, "Come on, Fish Queen! What am I supposed to do with this damn old woman? She doesn't want to be a queen anymore, she wants to be a sea overlord; So that she can live in the sea of Wang Yang and ask you to wait on her and listen to her. "

The goldfish didn't say a word, but scratched his tail in the water and swam into the deep sea. The old man waited for the answer for a long time at the seaside, but he didn't wait. He must go back to see the old lady. He saw the broken mud shed in front of him, her old woman sitting on the threshold, and the broken wooden basin in front of him.

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