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Alternative, funny, cute and funny message, hero, who has it? No more than 70 words, something fresh.
The calf cried sadly. Mother asked: Why are you crying? The calf said, I feel stupid. Mother comforted him: son, don't cry, the person reading this message is even more stupid than you! Hehe, Happy New Year!
3. A bean fell. It's discouraging and frustrating. This bean is me. What can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is something called "cow encourages beans". Is it funny? Happy new year!
4. Cry silly. Are the happy days over? I warned you not to be greedy, but you just wouldn't listen. Now you should remember that cows will be slaughtered when they reach a certain weight.
5. Spring sleep is disturbed, and Taurus runs all over the house. Blessing in the mouth and dancing in the body. Keep your eyes open on the money. Fu Lushou loves money, and good luck sweeps everywhere!
6. I will give you the cow with the most beautiful cow clip for your health, your career, your family, your happiness and your love. Happy Year of the Ox!
7. Gift list for the Year of the Ox: golden pig sends God of Wealth, golden dog sends good news, golden rooster sends health, golden monkey sends luck, golden goat sends peace, golden horse sends love, golden snake sends auspiciousness, golden dragon send warm, golden rabbit sends sweetness, Hu Jin sends wealth and golden bull sends happiness. Wish you all the best in 2009!
8. Summary in 2008: In the new year, there was a snowstorm; Speculative collapse of bull market; Take a photo, take a photo of Zhang Huali; Going to travel, someone is making trouble; Go on strike by plane; Derailment by train; Stay at home, earthquake; Pay wages and donate all; It's too difficult to drink milk and stone these days. Fortunately, in a few days, 2008 will be over! Happy new year.
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