The story of Ant, Mouse and Elephant

『一』Who still remembers the fable of the elephant and the ant?

"There is an elephant and an ant competing for strength. Please let the immortal referee."

The elephant pulled up a big tree with its long trunk and rolled it back and forth, looking very proud; the ant calmly bit off a piece of grass and dragged it away with difficulty Along the way, the immortal looked at it and made a judgment that was beyond the expectations of all animals: "I think ants are stronger than elephants, because the elephant drags the big tree and is not as heavy as its body.

And What about the ant? The grass in its mouth is already 25 times its weight. In terms of the weight of the big tree and the small grass, the big tree is naturally much heavier than the small grass. But according to the size and weight of an animal. By comparison, the strength of ants is dozens of times greater than that of elephants.

(1) The story of ants, mice and elephants! Extended reading

Meaning

Although ants are small, they are also powerful among small animals. No matter how hot the weather is, ants will come out to look for food. No matter how big the food is, ants will also find a way to move it back. Home, ants are very hard-working, so some animals may freeze to death in winter.

But there are absolutely no ants. Ants are more reliable in doing things, but although elephants are big, they still can't find food. , so children should learn the spirit of hard work from the little ants and have strict requirements on themselves in everything they do.

『二』The story of the ant and the elephant

1. Wearing the wrong clothes

The elephant and

the ant

Went swimming, and the elephant jumped out

After swimming in the pool for a while, he saw an ant calling him from the edge of the pool: "Elephant, come up here." Elephant He hurriedly ran up and asked eagerly: "What's wrong?" The ant looked at it and said: "Nothing, you can go down." The elephant said unhappily: "What's wrong with you? Let me come up and let me go down again." Yes, please explain clearly." The ant replied melancholy: "I just wanted to see if I was wearing the wrong swimsuit."

2. Stumbling an elephant

An ant saw a big elephant on the road. Like an ant, the ant burrowed into the soil in a hurry, leaving only one leg exposed.

3. Voluntary Blood Donation

One day,

Rabbit

saw a whole nest of ants lining up and hurrying away, and asked why. The ant replied: "Yesterday, an elephant tripped and was seriously injured by one of our brothers. Let's donate blood to that elephant." Not long after, the rabbit saw a large number of ants again. When I came back, I asked what was going on. An ant said: "Oh, there is only one with the same blood type as the elephant. It is enough to leave him alone to draw blood."

IV.

Litigation

After the elephant recovered from his illness, he sued the ant. The court ruled that the ant tripping the elephant was malicious injury and was imprisoned for 6 months. Ant was dissatisfied, "The maximum sentence for personal injury is two months. Why did you sentence me to half a year?" The judge said: "The sentence for personal injury is two months, and tripping an elephant is racial discrimination. An additional four months." So Ant filed a complaint with the High Court. : "We and the elephants are originally equal, so how can we be 'discriminated'? Please ask the High Court to make a clear judgment and clear our innocence, and sue the judge for false accusation."

5. The unjust elephant

One day the elephant died suddenly, and everyone ran to see it. Found a female ant next to her. Just ask it how the elephant died. The female ant cried and said: "I just told it that I was pregnant with its child, and it..." A few days later, the female ant laid a bunch of eggs, hatched and hatched, and a group of ostriches hatched out. Depend on! The elephant died so unjustly!

6. The elephant was kicked

One day the rabbit suddenly saw an elephant hiding behind a tree and stretching one leg out.

He asked: "What are you doing?" The elephant said: "Shh! Don't make a sound, I'll wait for the ant to come, so I can mess with him and avenge my brother." As soon as the rabbit left the elephant, he heard the elephant's cry I screamed, so I ran back to take a look. On the way, I met an ant panting on the side of the road. Before the rabbit asked the ant, he listened to the ant himself: He wanted to mess with me, but fortunately I found it early, and I kicked his leg off!

7.

AIDS

Sick Ant

The elephant was sent to the hospital due to a leg injury, and the femoral artery was kicked off , he lost a lot of blood, and a continuous transfusion of 80L was not enough. The blood bank was in emergency, and the only ant whose blood type matched the elephant's blood type took on the task of donating blood again. Not long after the elephant was discharged from the hospital, it gathered all its brothers and sisters and peed on all the ant holes it could see. The rabbit saw it and was very puzzled: "The ant was kind enough to donate blood to you, why did you retaliate?" The elephant said angrily: "This is the most poisonous trick of the ant. The ant who donated blood has AIDS..."

8. The miserable ant

Not long after the ant and the elephant got married, the elephant died of illness. The ant was heartbroken and lay on the elephant's corpse

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Cry loudly. While crying, she said: Husband! Why did you come in front of me? How do you want me to live in the future? Crying and crying, I became so angry that I naturally said to myself, ***, I don’t have to do anything else in this life except digging holes to bury you.

9. Faint once each

One day, an ant said something to an elephant, and the elephant fainted. Do you know what the words are? The ant said to the elephant: My dear, I am pregnant and it may be yours. The elephant woke up and said something to the ant. The ant fainted, what are these words? Haha, the elephant said "honey, let's have sex again".

10. Divorce

The elephant and the ant had been married for a year, but they suddenly wanted to divorce. The judge asked the ant, you are so in love, why do you need a divorce? The ant said: "Damn it, forget it, can it be done without a divorce? You have to crawl for 20 minutes to kiss!!!" Then the judge asked the elephant, you Why do you want a divorce? The elephant said: "Damn, every time I want to kiss an ant, I have to look for it with a magnifying glass for a while, and I don't dare to breathe for fear of blowing it away.

11. Choke him to death

An elephant stepped on an ant nest

The ants climbed onto the elephant's back one after another. When the elephant shook, most of the ants fell down. Only one ant clung to the elephant's neck

and refused to let go. The ants below shouted excitedly: "Strangle to death" Him!

12.

Qinghai-Tibet Plateau

The elephant pooped in the middle of the road

An ant happened to be passing by. He looked up at the mist-shrouded peak and sighed: Ah! This is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau!

Thirteen. The Ring

One day, Ant

took

his girlfriend Elephant home. Ant’s mother waited for the elephant to leave and then said to her son: "Son, this is It’s better not to get married! My family is poor and cannot afford such a big ring! "

Fourteen. Unhappy

The ant was watching a movie, and suddenly the elephant sat in front of it, blocking the entire screen. The ant was very angry and ran to the elephant's front seat. , sat for a while, turned around and said to the elephant fiercely: "This time, you know how uncomfortable it is to have the screen blocked by someone!"

15. Prostitution

The ant and the elephant went to find ***

together,

in the Little Red Mansion

Hippos

and

Centipedes

entertain them.

The next day, the elephant saw the ants who were tired of scattered, and boasted: "It's amazing, I climbed down and climbed up after two times. It was particularly boring. The ant among ants, I admire it. "The ant lay on the ground and said with a sad face: "It's so unlucky that I moved my thigh all night long.

So far. I haven't finished moving yet in the morning. "

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"Three" Who remembers the fable of the elephant and the ant?

There are elephants and ants living in the forest. .

The elephant wanted to use its huge body and powerful strength to drive away the weaker ants and dominate the forest; the ants showed no weakness and fought back - the two sides launched a fierce battle .

The tenacious ants climbed onto the elephant's back and pulled, bit, and dragged them. They also dug countless traps in places where the elephants often visited, making it difficult for the elephant to move even an inch and torturing the elephant to exhaustion. The big elephant boat was in trouble and turned around. It couldn't use its strength, so it couldn't help the ants. In the end, it was defeated by the ants and had to stay away from the forest.

『四』Ant-Elephant Joke Story

An ant saw an elephant on the road. The ant burrowed into the soil and only one leg was exposed. The little rabbit saw it and asked in confusion: "Why are your legs exposed?" The ant said: "Shh! Don't make any noise, wait until I stumble!"

The next day, the rabbit saw the whole nest The ants lined up and hurried away. When asked why, the ant replied: "Yesterday, an elephant tripped and fell seriously injured by one of our brothers. Let's donate blood to that elephant." Not long after, the rabbit saw a large number of ants coming back. When I asked what was going on, an ant said: "Oh, there is only one with the same blood type as the elephant, leaving him alone to draw blood, that's enough."

On the third day, the rabbit came and asked Ant: Is that girl alive? The ant said helplessly: I carried it back. It was so heavy that my waist was bent. It was so unbearable that it fell!

After the elephant recovered from his illness, he sued Ant. The court ruled that Ant tripping over the elephant was malicious injury and he was jailed for six months. Ant was dissatisfied, "The maximum sentence for personal injury is two months. Why did you sentence me to half a year?" The judge said: "The sentence for personal injury is two months, and tripping an elephant is racial discrimination. An additional four months~~~" So Ant asked the High Court Filed a complaint: We and the elephants are equal, how can we be "discriminated"? Please ask the High Court to make a clear judgment and clear our innocence, and file a lawsuit against the judge for false accusation.

An ant married an elephant. A few days later, the elephant suddenly died. Everyone ran to see it. Found a female ant next to it. Just ask it how the elephant died. The female ant cried and said: I will tell it that I am pregnant with its child and it will~~~~~~

The female ant said: TNND, it’s just a night of fun, but I have to work hard all my life to dig. Bury it. . . .

The female ant laid a bunch of eggs, hatched them, and hatched a bunch of ostriches. Damn it! The elephant died so unjustly~~~~~~

One day, the rabbit suddenly saw an elephant hiding behind a tree and stretching one leg out. He asked: "What are you doing?" The elephant said: "Shh! Don't say anything. I'll wait for the son of the ant turtle to come, so that I can mess with him and avenge my brother." The rabbit just left the elephant when he heard the elephant There was a scream, so I ran back to take a look. On the way, I met an ant panting on the side of the road. Before the rabbit asked the ant, he listened to the ant himself: He wanted to trouble me, but fortunately I found out early. It stepped on my foot and broke it. Ha...ha...ha...! ! !

The elephant was sent back to the hospital again. Because the femoral artery was trampled, he lost more blood this time. A continuous transfusion of 80L was not enough. The blood bank was in emergency, and the only ant whose blood type matched the elephant had already After the last blood transfusion, I went on vacation at public expense

Not long after the elephant was discharged from the hospital, it gathered all its brothers and sisters and peed on all the ant holes it could see. The rabbit saw it and was very puzzled: "The ant was kind enough to donate blood to you, why did you retaliate?" The elephant said angrily: "This is the most poisonous trick of the ant. The ant who donated blood has AIDS..."

The next day, the rabbit found that the ants were dead in large numbers, so he ran over to ask.

Ant Cloud: "Holy crap, that peeing elephant came from Guangdong, and there is SARS!"

『五』How to write the story of an ant and an elephant

A ruler is shorter and an inch is longer. Since there are comparisons in individual body shapes, let’s make a fuss here.

For example: when encountering heavy objects, elephants can mock ants, but When encountering a cliff, ants can mock elephants.

This means that each has its own advantages, although they are different.

"Lu" The story of elephants and ants

1. The ant and the elephant got married, but the elephant died within a few days. The ant was very sad, crying and scolding: My dear, why are you walking ahead of me? I don’t have to fucking use it in this life. If I don’t do anything else, I’ll bury you!

2. The elephant accidentally stepped on the ant nest, and the ants came out one after another and climbed onto the elephant.

The elephant shook itself, and the ants fell off one after another. There was still one ant on the elephant's neck. The ants underground shouted in unison: "Strangle it! strangle it!"

3. One day, the ant took its girlfriend, the elephant, home. After the elephant left, the ant's mother He said to his son: "Son, let's not get married! My family is poor and can't afford such a big ring!"

4. The ant was watching a movie when suddenly the elephant sat down In front of it, it blocks the entire screen. The ant was very angry and ran to the front seat of the elephant. After sitting for a while, he turned his head and said viciously to the elephant: "You are unhappy because I blocked the screen!"

5. An ant saw an elephant on the road. The ant burrowed into the soil and only one leg was exposed.

The little rabbit saw it and asked in confusion: "Why are your legs exposed?"

The ant said: "Shh! Don't make any noise, I will trip his turtle son!"

6. The next day, the rabbit saw the whole nest of ants lining up and hurried away, and asked why?

The ant answered: "Yesterday, an elephant tripped over one of our brothers and was seriously injured. Let's donate blood to that elephant."

Not long after, the rabbit saw a large number of ants. When he came back again, he asked what was going on. An ant said: "Oh, there is only one with the same blood type as the elephant. It is enough to leave him alone to draw blood."

7. Chapter 7 Three days later, the rabbit came and asked the ant: Is that girl alive? The ant said helplessly: I carried it back. Damn it was so heavy that my waist was bent. It was so unbearable that it fell!

8. After the elephant recovered from his illness, he sued the ant. The court ruled that the ant tripping the elephant was malicious injury. ***June.

Ant refused to accept, "The maximum sentence for personal injury is ***2 months, why?

9. A few days later, the elephant suddenly died, and everyone ran to see it. They found her There was a female ant nearby. I asked her how the elephant died. The female ant cried and said: I just told her that I was pregnant with her child.

10. Mother. The ants laid a bunch of eggs, hatched them, and hatched out a bunch of ostriches. Shit! The elephant died so unjustly~~

11. One day, the rabbit suddenly saw an elephant hiding behind a tree. , stretched out one leg and asked: "What are you doing?" "

The elephant said: "Hush! Don't say anything, I'm waiting for the son of the ant turtle to come, so that I can mess with him and avenge my brother. ”

12. As soon as the rabbit left the elephant, he heard the elephant scream, so he ran back to see it. On the way, he met an ant panting on the roadside. Before the rabbit asked the ant, he listened to the ant himself. :tmd wanted to mess with me, but luckily I found out early and crushed my foot!

13. The elephant was sent back to the hospital again because the femoral artery was trampled and he lost blood this time! Even more, a continuous transfusion of 80 liters was not enough, the blood bank was in crisis, and the only ant whose blood type matched the elephant had collapsed after the last blood transfusion.

『撒』 The story of the ant and the elephant is not a joke!

Not a joke? I only know the joke!

『8』The story of the elephant and the ant

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The story of the elephant and the ant

Weightlifting in the forest on Sunday Contest. There are only two contestants, one is Elephant Mingming and the other is Ant Lele.

When the elephant obviously got on the weightlifting platform, the entire weightlifting platform trembled. The animal audience in the audience talked one after another that the champion of this competition must be the elephant. I saw the elephant clearly flicking its trunk and lifting a big tree above its head without any effort. There was warm applause from the audience. The elephant proudly walked back and forth around the weightlifting platform several times and laughed loudly: "Haha, I told you, no one else can be as strong as me except me."

Another one Contestant Ant Lele came on stage. At this time, a gust of wind blew over and knocked Ant Lele upside down. The audience laughed loudly. Ant Lele bent down and grabbed a leaf and kicked it hard with both feet. He shouted in his mouth, "Hey!" He lifted the leaves in one breath. At this time, there was only sparse applause from the audience.

The butterfly judge stood up at this time and said: "I declare that the champion of this weightlifting competition is Ant Lele."

The little animals below were talking about it, why? Obviously the elephant lifts the heaviest weight, so it should be the champion.

The butterfly judge said: "The elephant is obviously very powerful, but a tree is nothing to its weight, and the weight of a leaf is several times that of the ant Lele. We can't just look at things. On the surface. Who do you think should win the championship?"

The elephant lowered his head in shame, and the little animals in the audience also lowered their heads in shame.

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Comments on the story of the elephant and the ant

Why is it that although the elephant lifts the heaviest weight, the champion of this weightlifting competition is the ant Lele? . The elephant is obviously very strong, but a tree is nothing to his weight, and the weight of a leaf is several times that of the ant Lele. We cannot just look at things superficially.

"Nine" The story of the ant and the elephant

An ant saw an elephant on the road. The ant burrowed into the soil and only one leg was exposed. The little rabbit saw it and asked in confusion: "Why are your legs exposed?" The ant said: "Shh! Don't make any noise, wait until I stumble!"

The next day, the rabbit saw the whole nest The ants lined up and hurried away. When asked why, the ant replied: "Yesterday, an elephant tripped and fell seriously injured by one of our brothers. Let's donate blood to that elephant." Not long after, the rabbit saw a large number of ants coming back. When I asked what was going on, an ant said: "Oh, there is only one with the same blood type as the elephant, leaving him alone to draw blood is enough."

The rabbit came and asked on the third day. Ant: Is that girl alive? The ant said helplessly: I carried it back. It was so heavy that my waist was bent. It was so unbearable that it fell!

After the elephant recovered from his illness, he sued Ant. The court ruled that Ant tripping over the elephant was malicious injury and he was jailed for six months. Ant was dissatisfied, "The maximum sentence for personal injury is two months. Why did you sentence me to half a year?" The judge said: "The sentence for personal injury is two months, and tripping an elephant is racial discrimination. An additional four months~~~" So Ant asked the High Court Filed a complaint: We and the elephants are equal, how can we be "discriminated"? Please ask the High Court to make a clear judgment and clear our innocence, and file a lawsuit against the judge for false accusation.

A few days later, Elephant Fa died suddenly, and everyone ran to see it. Found a female ant next to it. Just ask it how the elephant died. The female ant cried and said: I just told it that I was pregnant with its child and it~~~~~~

The female ant laid a bunch of eggs, hatched and hatched, and finally hatched a group of ostriches. ,Depend on! The elephant died so unjustly~~~~~~

One day, the rabbit suddenly saw an elephant hiding behind a tree and stretching one leg out. He asked: "What are you doing?" The elephant said: "Shh! Don't say anything. I'll wait for the son of the ant turtle to come, so that I can mess with him and avenge my brother."

"As soon as the rabbit left the elephant, he heard the elephant scream, so he ran back to take a look. On the way, he met an ant panting on the side of the road. Before the rabbit asked the ant, he heard the ant himself speak: "I want to trouble me, but fortunately I found out" It's early. Ha... ha... ha...!

The elephant was sent back to the hospital because the femoral artery was broken and he lost more blood this time. , a continuous transfusion of 80L was not enough, the blood bank was in crisis, and the only ant whose blood type matched the elephant had collapsed after the last blood transfusion.

One day, an ant said to an elephant. After saying a word, the elephant fainted.

The ant said to the elephant: Dear, I am pregnant.

The elephant woke up and said to the ant. The ant fainted after saying something.

Haha, "Dear, let's do it again."

An ant got married to an elephant. After getting married, they lived a happy life, but God's will made things difficult for them. After two years of good times, Xiang Xiang unfortunately suffered from an incurable disease and suffered from pain every day. Although the couple sought medical treatment everywhere, the elephant's condition did not improve at all. The pain became worse day by day. The elephant was in pain and the ant was heartbroken, but there was nothing they could do.

After a period of time, watching the elephant being tortured by the disease day by day, the ant thought carefully, and finally suppressed the pain on a sunny morning, mustered up the courage to say to the elephant: "You Don't worry, I will spend my whole life burying you! "The elephant closed its eyes sweetly!

The ant kept his word and spent his whole life burying the elephant; when the last layer of soil was reinforced, the ant fell beside the elephant's grave. ! Their story comes to an end!

After they died, they all came to Yama's shop. After drinking the ecstasy soup, the ant was reincarnated as an elephant, and the elephant was reincarnated as an ant.

The ant and the elephant got married and lived happily ever after. However, God’s will made things difficult for them. After two years of good times, the elephant unfortunately suffered from an incurable disease. Suffering from pain every day, the couple sought medical treatment everywhere, but the elephant's condition did not improve at all. The pain became worse day by day. The elephant was in pain and Ant was heartbroken, but there was nothing Shan could do.

After a period of time, watching the elephant being tortured by the disease day by day, the ant, after careful consideration, finally said to the elephant early one morning: "You go, I will bury you!" "The elephant closed its eyes.

The ants kept their words and used their remaining savings to hire 100,000 ants and spent ten days burying the elephant; when the last layer of soil was consolidated, The ant patted the dirt on his hands and the dust on his body, and said to an ant beside him: "Let's spend the rest of the days together, okay?" ”