Doctor's funny joke story

Lead: The most important thing in life is happiness. The source of happiness often comes from life, and life is full of endless joy. For example, a joke may be your pastime after dinner. I specially arranged the funny stories of doctors for everyone, and everyone was very happy.

Doctor's funny joke story (1)

1, Patient:? The diagnosis of the other two doctors is different from yours. ?

Surgeon:? I know, but the autopsy will prove me right. ?

2. The patient said:? Doctor, the later I get, the more energetic I am, like a night owl; Often eat nonstop, like a hungry wolf; When I walk, I always look back to see if anyone is following me, like a fox. What disease do you think I have? Can I be cured?

The doctor said, you'd better go to the vet. ?

The doctor made a comprehensive examination of the patient and said: It seems that unless all the teeth are pulled out, it will not get better. ?

The patient took out two rows of dentures in his mouth and gave them to the doctor. So should I get better now?

The doctor's funny jokes (2)

1, scalpel: It's not easy to talk, but as long as you open your mouth, you are definitely not a vegetarian.

2. stretcher: the shelf is not big, but it is very popular? A compliment? .

3, decocting machine: not afraid to eat? Bitter? Stand the test of water and fire.

4. Band-aid: Dare to tear? Face? Make a superficial article, which is closest to the patient.

5. Bandage: As long as someone comes out? Silence fee? Willing to contract layer by layer, one package to the end.

6. Acupuncture: Do you like it from birth? Go to acupoints? , both cure diseases and make money.

7, B-ultrasound: People's hearts are separated by their bellies, and only I can see through a person.

8. Ambulance: Time is life, and we race against life every day.

9. Electrocardiogram: Although the road we have traveled is tortuous, it is a road leading to health, which needs everyone's care.

10, anesthetic: Can people work? Gross? Can make people forget the pain for a while.

1 1, sphygmomanometer: stability is overwhelming, especially not afraid of pressure, providing reliable information for people's health.

14, thermometer: I am often held hostage, but I have no regrets, because only in this way can I realize what it is. Enthusiast? .

15, alcohol cotton ball: it can be sterilized, but the only disadvantage is that I like to drink a little wine at work and make a little friction with people.

16, injection needle: working? What's wrong? Actually, I like eating meat, especially muscle (chicken) meat.

The doctor's funny jokes (3)

1, robbers will only force you to pay, but doctors can force you to borrow it;

2. Robbers are frightened and cautious when committing crimes, and doctors are confident and unscrupulous when robbing money;

3. You gave the money to the robber to live, and you gave the money to the doctor to live;

Robbers can only take away all your money, but doctors can take away your life savings;

Robbers usually only commit crimes at night, but doctors rob money all day;

6. If you meet a robber, you can break the money and eliminate the disaster. When doctors rob money, they lose everything.

7. Robbers come and go in the rain, and doctors are warm in winter and cool in summer.

8, the robbers are afraid that you are outnumbered, and the doctor even manages Pol.ice;

9. If you are robbed by a robber, you can call the police. If the doctor robbed you, you can only accept your fate.

10, the robber dressed himself as a devil when committing a crime, and the doctor disguised himself as an angel when robbing money;

1 1, the robber robbed you of all your money, he ran away, the doctor robbed you of all your money, and you got away;

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