I accompanied God through calamity, but I became God’s calamity

I am one month old, and I am currently going through a love tribulation with the general who has turned pale when the gods talk about it. This general is a straight man of steel. If you don’t know better, you might think I’m going through a calamity!

The general’s true love is Miss Qin, who is knowledgeable, courteous and looks like a fairy. Of course, I still understand why eggs cannot be put in one basket. In addition to the good peach blossoms, I also arranged a group of "bad" peach blossoms, just in case something goes wrong! (To be honest, this is the third time I have accompanied the general to the earth to experience calamity. I swear, I really don’t blame me. I just need to teach you step by step. It is true that this general is rotten wood and cannot be carved! Sometimes! , I really want to give up on this straight man. But he is an ancient war god, who can I afford to offend?)

The spring breeze is warm today, which is perfect for boating on the lake. It took a lot of effort to get the two of them together, but they were back after only half a cup of tea. I really wanted to point my finger at him and scold him for being "unsatisfactory", but after thinking about it, I let it go. After all, I am now a book boy.

While making tea, I asked tentatively: "General, what happened? I made you so angry."

When the general mentioned Miss Qin, her nose was not Nose, eyes, not the eyes, in short, no one is satisfied. What voice is too soft and makes it difficult to speak? Pretending to be coy? A weak body looks unhealthy...

What? I really feel sorry for Miss Qin! Low voice? Have you ever seen a lady shouting at the top of her voice? Pretending to be coy? Ha~, I thought you were deliberately trying to find fault! Weak? Unhealthy? Weak Liu Fufeng, do you understand? (I complained secretly, and I felt a lot better. Otherwise, sooner or later, I would stun myself to death.)

He forced a smile and said, "But my wife is in such a hurry about the marriage, why don't you tell me what you like?" Yes, let me inquire for you?"

He thought for a moment and said, "First, he knows the art of war and can discuss combat plans with me. Second, he has a solid foundation in martial arts and can discuss with me. He has a sharp eye and knows when to look for me and when to avoid me..."

(It’s hopeless, it’s hopeless. Whoever you want to be a Yue Lao can be the one!)

"No, General, can you suggest something realistic and feasible? Am I looking for a woman for you, or am I looking for a lieutenant for you! Wait, aren't you...?"

He glared at me, "What nonsense are you talking about? Do you want to get slapped?"

"No, you haven't liked it, how can you be sure? Besides, I've seen people of different races, you are like this , not surprising." (To put it this way, I didn't think about it before. It turned out that the first step was wrong! No wonder!)

He was a little angry, "Chai Daohuang (well, grandpa's) Name. My name is too feminine, not suitable for the role of a book boy), fuck me~”

(Oops, I’m going to get mad, it’s not a good place to stay for a long time.) Run out of the study room quickly.

While kicking the cobblestones on the side of the road, he muttered, "Hey~, the deputy general can't do it. The key point is that even if I am willing to pull the strings, can the deputy general agree? Can both parents agree? How should outsiders view them? ? It’s so difficult!”

Suddenly something blocked my way, and it turned out to be the deputy general. Taking a step back, "Looking for the general again?"

"Yeah."

I turned around and followed, "Well, um, does Vice General Yang have a girl he likes?"

He shook his head, "Girl? No."

"?" No, I continued to ask, "Is there any young man who appreciates it?"

He pointed. Study room, "Besides the general, can you find another person that I can truly trust? Why are you so unusual today?"

I covered my mouth and snickered, "It's okay, it's okay, I'm leaving now. , you guys chat."

It is indeed an ancient god of war, with a unique taste. Since Lang is affectionate and interested, why should we hesitate? However..., we are really not very skilled in this kind of business! What’s the first step? I don’t think these two need to understand each other and enhance their relationship! Is it because you are too concerned about worldly opinions that you are not together at this level? In order to avoid unnecessary trouble, it is better to inquire about the situation in advance.

Just do it and block Lieutenant General Yang on the only way out of the mansion. Huh~, as expected, he stayed until evening before leaving the house. I stretched out my hand to stop him, "Hey, it's almost time, why don't we leave?"

"No, we're almost done talking.

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"I'll give it to you. "Said and walked out with him.

"Daohuang, did you... take the wrong medicine today? "

I stood on tiptoe and struggled to hold his shoulders, "Where is it? I just have something and want to hear your thoughts. "

He leaned slightly, "You ask. "

"That's it, I have a friend who likes a general, but he thinks their love may not be accepted by the world. Do you think he should pursue love bravely? Or give up as soon as possible? ”

“Isn’t it right to not be the right person?” This matter is not simple. I have promised not to marry for the rest of my life, and the man’s parents will be worried! "

Am I speaking too implicitly? "What if the "he" I mentioned is also a man? "

His face turned red quickly, "You, you can't be..."

I winked at him, "Stop talking, I understand. Delightful! Don't worry, I'll take care of it. "

He lowered his head in embarrassment, "Actually, I should take the initiative in this matter. ”

I patted my chest and promised, “Don’t worry, that’s what I do, and I will make arrangements for you clearly.” "

He asked with a question on his face, ""You?" What do you mean? "

"You and the general! Is there someone else you like? "

He pointed at the two of us, "No, it shouldn't be me, should it be us? "

"No! No, no, no, how could it be possible for us? The general is your right match. "

He jumped up and down anxiously, shook his head and waved his hands quickly, "Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, me and the general, how is that possible?" With his bad temper, it's impossible to beat him to death. "

(ー_ー)!! Although I am Yuelao, I can't force others to do anything. "Okay, I'll look for it! "

He blinked, "What, what do you mean? Can't I? "

I waved my hand, "Oh, no, I don't mean that to you. Besides, I have a difficult matter that I haven’t dealt with yet, and I don’t have time! "

"Okay! Then when you're done with it, can you consider me? "

(; 一_一) "We are not suitable. ”

Vice General: “What’s inappropriate?” "

Oh, just let him give up! "The time is not right, I have someone I like. ”

After saying this, he left gloomily.

Alas~, in fact, the deputy general can be dealt with. Come on, let’s find a good match for him another day! It can be regarded as a colleague.

As he walked back, he murmured, "But, I really didn't expect that the root cause of God's continuous failure lies in me. Blame me, blame me, who makes me so charming! Tsk~, it just makes my work more difficult. It’s difficult to handle. "Hey, I can brag about this for the rest of my life (?ω?) when I go back.

Uh (︶︿︶)=convex, who can tell me why the general looks at me like this?

I wave Waving his hand, "General, how are you, general?" Me, did I do something wrong again? "

"You asked the deputy general if there is anyone he admires. What do you mean? "

I felt relieved and said, "Oh, don't worry, the person the deputy general admires is you. "But he doesn't like you, can you say that? The war is coming, will it stimulate him?"

"I'm not asking this, what do you mean by asking him this question?" Do you like him? ”

I waved my hand quickly, “No, no, no, how could that be?” "Can I argue with you? I haven't forgotten what I came down here for.

He nodded, "That's good. "

No, what a good thing! Although I don't like him, they don't like you either! I miss my grandpa so much. I really can't solve this "nail house"!

< p> He looked back at me, "What are you standing for? Let’s go! ”

I quickly followed, “General, it’s almost dark now, do you still need to study ink?” ”

Shangshen: “No ink grinding tonight. ”

Me: “Then what should I do?” I don't know anything about fighting. ”

He pulled me directly into the general’s tent and said, “Where is my granddaughter, Huanyue Lao, why is her brain so dull?” "

"I, why don't I have a brain? No, no, no, that's not right! You, you know me? No, no, no, can you see my true identity? ”

He nodded calmly.

I squatted on the ground, "This is incredible, it shouldn't be! Shouldn't I be a mortal after going through tribulations?"

He looked at me like a fool, "It's been three times and you haven't noticed that I'm interested in you? How do you conduct business training? Do you have solid basic knowledge?"

I sat down on the ground and said, "I'll go, I bet you know everything Are you acting here with me?"

He looked at me and said, "What if I don't show off, this life will be over again!"

I looked at him. , "This is so unfair! Why does God have the privilege of calamity! Everyone has no memory, they are all mortals, why are you different!"

He raised his eyebrows, "You Do you think I became a god because of my age? These restrictions and seals in heaven are tailor-made for you and are of no use to us."

I was shocked, "Oh~, I don't want to either. That’s it, I want to become a god too, is there any way?”

He showed a fox-like smile, “Well~, although I can’t make you a god right away, I can make the immortals look like you. I respect you as much as I respect God."

I smiled with determination, "What can I do?"

He raised his fingers.

I leaned forward and listened, "Say it quickly."

"Marry me."

I was shocked, "Are you kidding me, you old cow? Eat young grass! I am only two thousand one hundred and fifty-two years old, and you must be tens of thousands of years old!"

He straightened his clothes. "Then there's nothing we can do. I originally wanted to share some of my spiritual power with you, but since you dislike it, let's forget it!"

I quickly hugged my thighs and said, "Don't bother, we can discuss it. ! How much do you plan to share with me?"

He looked down at me and said, "If you can't bear it, give me a quarter of it first."

One, not to mention the spiritual power of God! Very sure and pure. What to do? I’m so confused.

...

"Have you thought about it? You are not happy, but there are so many people rushing to get it!"

I looked up at him, "I If I'm with you, you'll be nice to me!"

"That's natural"

Me: "Then if you don't like me anymore, you have to give up. I will lose my spiritual power."

He nodded, "Okay, if you don't believe it, we can make a blood contract."

I stood up, "Okay, gentleman. It's hard to catch up with a horse."

Even if you make a blood contract with him.

He picked me up by the waist and said, "It's late at night, go to bed early!"