What jokes can't be made in heterosexual communication?

I think the following jokes are not allowed in heterosexual communication, such as:

First of all, "I like you." Male and female students often use "I like you" to express their love for each other, hoping that the other party can fall in love with themselves. Therefore, if friends of the opposite sex joke about this sentence, it means that the relationship will change. Why do you say that? Because this joke, in fact, to put it bluntly, is because it can't be said directly, so I choose to joke, hoping that the other party can guess the real meaning behind this joke. If any friend of the opposite sex says "I like you", maybe the speaker is intentional and listens attentively, then their relationship may become blurred immediately.

second, "I will always be by your side." Friends of the opposite sex speak casually, and many words may spread from left ear to right ear. They forget when they say it and forget when they hear it. No matter how good the relationship is, no matter how casual they say, some jokes can never be told. For example, this sentence, no matter when, I will always be by your side. First of all, this is a heavy love story and an oath to express love. As friends of the opposite sex, even if they are willing to protect each other all the time, things are always difficult, even more impossible, because the other party wants to fall in love, get married and have children. If the relationship between friends of the opposite sex is too close, then the other half of the teaching assistant will definitely be jealous and will not allow friends of the opposite sex to always protect each other.

third, "I want to be with you." What is love? Maybe you will spare precious time to eat, drink, play and sleep together. If a friend of the opposite sex jokes that I want to be with you, I think this is the true voice of the other person, and the teaching assistant really wants to be with you. When you express his feelings with jokes, if the other person can accept and is qualified to choose, the relationship will naturally change from friendship to love. But if you are all helpless people, such jokes will only make each other sad. In addition, from another perspective, this entanglement of wanting to love but not loving may even encourage both parties to do something immoral. Therefore, I don't think these jokes can be played in heterosexual communication. The above are purely personal opinions.