Examples of jokes or bad consequences caused by typos.

My friend's child is half a year old, so I'm calling to care. After a few commonplaces, I came up with a sentence: Is your child eating human milk or your milk now? ........

One night, I met an acquaintance and said, "Good morning." ...

I went to buy watermelon that day, and I heard someone ask the melon seller: Does your watermelon have skin?

One day, I went shopping and was anxious to pee. I found an internet cafe in front, rushed into the door and shouted at the stationmaster: Where is the toilet in your toilet?

10, I saw the long-awaited tofu skin when I bought rice in the canteen. When I was excited, I told the waiter that I wanted a potato skin, which surprised everyone around me.

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I was going to buy a screwdriver. I didn't notice that I was wrong. At this time, the female driver kept looking at me and said, "Big Brother, I'm going to get off work. Please find a new taxi. "

At that time, I was very angry and said, "What car did you stop at the hotel after work?" ! ? "

The female driver looked at me and said, "I don't want the fare after buying the knife. Please find another one." Dizzy! ! !

Only then did I realize that I was wrong, and I quickly explained it for a long time. Now that I think about it, I feel sorry for the female driver.

12 The political teacher once said "Let me give an example" in a lecture, and then thought it was wrong and said "Give an example".

13 is really a good donkey.

14 In junior high school, the teacher asked the translator who this person was.

A classmate translated: Whose man is this? The whole class laughed and the teacher was speechless.

15 last time I went to McDonald's, I told the clerk that I wanted a bag of potato chips, but they saidno. I said, what store doesn't even have potato chips? Then I turned and left. . .

16 mid-term exam, there is a pants-shaped pencil box on the girl's desk behind me. As soon as I turned around, my pencil case dropped. I said, "Well, you dropped your pants."

17 I remember there was a dog in Lu Yu, and mm next to him shouted in surprise: Ah, there is no dog in that tail! !

18 I remember when I was a child, I went to a toy gun to buy round plastic bullets and said directly to the old man in the toy store: buy a pack of original (round) bullets!

19 students explained to me how to dial an inquiry number. I wanted to ask if it was a real person or a voice who answered the phone over there. I said, "Is it a living person or a dead person who answered the phone?"

20 carrying a lot of things and gg looking for a place to store bags at the train station.

A policeman came face to face, and gg immediately stepped forward and asked politely, "Excuse me, how can I get to the place where the bag is buried?"

2 1 the political class talked about the political problems between China and Japan, and the Japanese samurai committed suicide by caesarean section.

The teacher said, "Japanese samurai were all delivered by caesarean section before they died ~ ~ ~"

Once I called a customer named Wang, and the switchboard was answered by a sweet-sounding MM, who told me his extension number. I didn't know if the king I was looking for was a man or a woman, so I asked by the way, "Is he a man or a woman?"

When I was in college, a classmate just bought a mobile phone, got a mobile card and dialed 1860 to ask about it. I was excited at that time: I wanted to ask about your mobile phone business. . . From hands-free, we actually heard the telephone operator say politely: We are moving to bring business. . . The whole dormitory burst into laughter.

Yesterday, someone said that they would introduce me to a girlfriend. I wanted to ask "good-looking", but it turned out to be "cheap".

Sweating to death!

The teacher told us: "go on road trip should be honest in spring and don't always throw his head and arms out." . . . "

My husband is thin. Once I was in a hurry and said, "Honey, you look as thin as a pig!" "

One day, I went to the famous Da Qiao Road food store in Tianjin to buy food. I want to buy an old lady cake almost every time! As a result, I saw a slightly smaller cake that looked basically the same, but I was not sure, so I asked my assistant aunt, "Is this the cake of the little old woman?"

As a result, the audience is neither humble nor supercilious.

28 original broadcast: two gangsters wounded me 1 10 police and fled. The announcer read: Two gangsters wounded me 1 10 and fled after the police (Huang Feihong reincarnated! )

In high school, my brother and I were in the same class, and he sat behind me.

One night, our geography teacher asked us: Who is your sister? Who is the younger brother? I stayed there.

I bought cold rice noodles once and went back to my dormitory. I went to another dormitory and came back to find my roommate eating my cold rice noodles. When they saw me coming back, one of them said to me, why did you come back? Cold rice noodles are getting cold!

4 1 A friend went to the dumpling shop and asked, "How much is a bowl of jiaozi (for sleeping)?" Just listen to the waitress "bah!" He cried and said, "shameless!" ~

42. One day I went to my classmate's house for dinner and drank some wine. Her father suddenly came in. He wanted to call uncle, but he made a mistake and said, "Dad, come and sit down!" " ~ ~ cold! A bunch of classmates laughed to death.

43. My colleague had a quarrel with someone and opened his mouth in a hurry. "Do you think I grew up eating?" I've always wondered what he grew up eating. "

44. When I was in primary school, a very annoying boy asked me to borrow an eraser. If I don't borrow it, he will pester me and hit me. Then I shouted with all my strength, "I won't marry (borrow) you." At that time, the students immediately calmed down.

45. A girl is lovelorn. I advised her: "Two-legged toads are hard to find, and there are many men with three legs!" "

5 1 once I was driving, the female colleague sitting next to me suddenly asked, "Why don't you wear a condom when driving?"

52. It was convenient to go to the toilet last time, and there was no paper. He said to his wife, "Bring me the paper-wiping donkey!"

53. Two people were bickering, and suddenly a person next to them said, "You are really full and have nothing to do!"

54. I read posts while eating and read classics to my wife. She laughed to death, so she said to me, "Look after dinner, or your brain will get indigestion!" "

The leaders of the Education Bureau once inspected the exercises between classes. After the end, the PE teacher should have announced "dissolution", but in a hurry, he forgot his words and held back for a long time, shouting "retreat!"

When a physical education student was in an internship class, many teachers were listening. He was too nervous. When he finally wanted to disband the team, his mind was blank, and he abruptly said, "Attention, everyone! Flash! ! "

57. A group of classmates went to their classmates' homes in the suburbs to play. We bought some watermelons to put in the kitchen. I asked a classmate to take a knife to cut it. I haven't been back for a long time. While wondering, he came over with a cut melon in his hand and said in a panic, I cut the pumpkin. Everyone laughed wildly, but two seconds later, everyone laughed even harder. It turned out that he had a melon in his hand!

58. In high school, there was a teacher named Jiang, who looked very much like (Tang Priest on a Chinese Odyssey). I went to ask him a question and blurted out, "Teacher Tang, this question ..."

Go to McDonald's to buy sweet barrels, and finally it's my turn. I can't wait to say, "Give me two rollers!" " "I didn't expect the waiter to say to me loudly;" Two rollers, four dollars! "

I met a girl who I had been longing for for for a long time and came out of the bathhouse. I wanted to be close. For a long time, I said, "Are there many men in your bath?"

6 1 Once I went to dinner, I said to my boss when I checked out, "Husband! Check out! " The proprietress was nearby at that time. ...

62. A teacher played mahjong all night and saw that the blackboard had not been wiped. He was furious: "Who is the farmer today?" Don't clean the blackboard! "

63. Once my uncle saw my sister-in-law wearing a big treasure and suddenly shouted, "You have such good skin, why do you still use soothing treasure?"

64. I just bought a house and called a buddy excitedly:' I bought a house, only a dime (I forgot to say "blank") is about to be renovated. "The buddy said," Is there only one toilet? So where do you live? "

65. The teacher asked me to do my homework. If I can't do it, I'll copy from others. Then I went to the office to hand in my homework and saw the teacher say, "I copied it!" "

Copy so much first, I hope you are happy enough.