A, c and even jokes.

Cockroach (Xiao Qiang) said: Don't say I can't die, okay?

Fish said: I will never go to any internet cafe!

The sheep said: I like strawberries, but I really didn't finish them (the sheep came and the grass didn't).

The duck says, I never go to a barbecue shop.

Panda said: I also want to take color photos.

Shrimp is very wronged and says, I have good eyesight. Why should I be called blind?

The centipede said, I never wear shoes to save money.

Squid said: Damn, Man Mo became a thief!

Earthworms said: Hey! ! ! Behring is not poisonous, and will arrest me to go fishing. ...

Kiwi said: I am a hairy egg.

The cow said: so many people drink our milk, but no one calls us "mom"

Is it difficult for my family to die?

The horse said, why didn't I know my face was long?

The horse said, don't I look good in breeches?

Ma said: I am not an exploiter (bought in black and white)

The mouse said, alas, can people who worry about eating and drinking all day be old?

Toad said, I didn't want to eat swan meat.

The dinosaur said: I'm sorry, you died too early and made you nervous!

The chicken said, can you wear no clothes when it's cold?

The dog said, why can't I be as free as a wolf and not be considered a stray dog?

The rooster said: It's so sleepy to get up so early every day.

Kangaroo said: alas, no money, no matter how big the pocket is, it is still a mouse!

The elephant said: I'm not afraid of anything, but I'm afraid of mice (animal chess).

Hedgehog said: I really want to feel the taste of hugging others.

The fly said: the biggest difference between me and bees is that they have different tastes.

Zebra said: I am not a bad boy, and tattoos are not what I want.

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