Collect funny jokes

1. Just now, the office MM asked me why another MM can play games with the S player on her machine. Answer, maybe the graphics card driver is not good. MM then asked for help downloading the latest version and installing it. Answer, what's good for me? MM said, "I'll let you play for a while at most." After 0.0 1 s, there was no one on the table or chair, except that MM ... (I don't know why everyone went underground to look for a pen). There is a girl named Jiao in the high school class. One day, she made a bet with her. What bet did you forget? She asked: What if I lose? Answer: I lost. My last name is Jiao. Loud voice, the whole class burst into laughter 10 minutes. . . . . 3. Once a female colleague came to me and said, I want to upload it! (My computer is the company responsible for updating and uploading web pages) I said, I don't care if you sleep! She said angrily: I just want to upload, I want, I want, if you don't let me upload today, I will ignore you, hum! Seeing her angry, I had to say: OK! Do you do it yourself or shall I help you? "She replied," please help me! "... 3. Once a female colleague came to me and said, I want to upload it! (My computer is the company responsible for updating and uploading web pages) I said, I don't care if you sleep! She said angrily: I just want to upload, I want, I want, if you don't let me upload today, I will ignore you, hum! Seeing her angry, I had to say: OK! Do you do it yourself or shall I help you? "She replied," Please help me! " 4. One day, the school was cleaned. PLMM clean the window. Because the window is higher. So stand on the table. But the glass below can't be wiped off. I was passing by. . MM shouted "Wipe under me". I'm scared. Ask where? MM said, "I'm down here, please help me clean up." The whole class burst into laughter. . . MM even blushed. . . I used to make models in groups in school class. I'm the team leader. One day, I took the drawing and asked a MM in the same group when she could make that part. MM is probably busy dating and rarely appears in the workshop recently. Two heads spread out and said to me, I want to make it for you, too. I don't have that much time. See if I can make it for you tonight. The two boys next to them slammed down the papers and rushed out of the factory, clutching their mouths ... 6. There is a plmm in my department, and I want to take her to do an experiment and make an appointment to do it after work. . . I forgot to surf the internet in the afternoon, and suddenly I received a short message from mm when I got off work: Do you want to do it or not? My face was blank and my heart was pounding. . . Q: What should I do? Mm said loudly: let's do it, hurry up. . . I'm in a hurry! After a while, everyone was quiet, and then they laughed wildly. . . 7. I said to the girl A next to me, "I did it yesterday, and it was very painful, and there was blood ... That man was not gentle at all, and he immediately punctured it and killed me." Girl a: "you just don't know, that is, the earlier you go, the less painful it will be." It was also sauce when I went last year. " Girl b: "wow, it's scary to hear you say it." I wanted to do it this afternoon, but I was a little afraid to hear you say it. " Me: "Alas ... you'd better not be nervous, just relax a little, just for a moment, then it will be fine, and it will be convenient later ..." Later, I found that there were many boys around, and I was very happy ... (In fact, we are going to get our ears pierced) 8. During the university metalworking internship, the tutor said that boys and girls should cooperate, and everyone fainted in the same bed as XX in ............ When I was doing my homework, the two girls on the bed next to me were really funny, because the boys didn't fix the parts properly, so the girls said loudly and unhappily, please put that cylinder away, I can't fit it here! 9. I even took off my coat at work, saying that I was cold once and didn't take it off. Next to a mm said, put on your clothes, I don't even know you. Sweating a lot, ............................................................................................................................................................................. GG asked, why is it flowing everywhere? MM said helplessly, "But I have caught it" 1 1. Occasionally in a job, because a person is too busy, the leader sent a PLMM to help. MM came, and she said, "You can do it alone." I said, "Ok, let's do it together!" "Well, what shall we do?" MM replied, I was considerate of MM and said, "Please sit (do) for a while." There is a lot of confusion, but I don't know what happened. Someone told me afterwards that I thought it was a classic conversation for a long time. 1 1. Occasionally, in a job, because a person is too busy, the leader sent a PLMM to help. MM came, she saw that I was busy and said, "You can do it alone." I said, "Ok, let's do it together!" "Well, what shall we do?" MM replied, I was considerate of MM and said, "Please sit (do) for a while." There is a lot of confusion, but I don't know what happened. Someone told me afterwards that I thought it was a classic conversation for a long time. 12. Even in high school, the study committee member was MM. During the ten-minute break, she said to everyone, "The head teacher asked me to charge for all the review materials. Everyone will come to me, once 120 yuan. Well, come on. " 13. Once, I waited for MM outside MM school. Seeing MM coming out, I hurried to pick her up. MM said, hey, how did you see me? I said, this is my way. I learned to look at people from the corner of my eye. Even MM said, then I want to learn, I want to learn to look at people with "sidelight" (bladder). I'm dizzy, MM also said that corner lights and side lights are the same thing. Another time, at a school party, someone gave each audience a light stick to set off the atmosphere. When I sent my MM, she said, I don't want this "glow stick". The person who sent the stick was also a MM, and as a result, he blushed badly. Even MM later explained that sticks are similar to sticks, and fluorescent sticks are short for fluorescent sticks. 14. I remember that my roommate didn't bring the experiment report at first when I was a freshman in chemistry experiment. Finally, I forgot to hand it in late and asked the teacher why I didn't get it. The teacher said, what do you think? He actually said, oh, yes, I just handed it in. As a result, there was silence around for 2 seconds, and a guy calmly repeated it. Everyone started laughing 15. One day, I was watching the ball, lying on the mat and resting on the ice pillow. At this time 1 mm came in, glanced around the whole room and said to me; I want that thing under you. I said, "no, I have to keep my penis for the future." No! " 16. I bickered with a baby-faced girl. My little daughter is always reasoning with me. In a rage, I blurted out, "Who are you?" "You are my granddaughter," said the little girl, bulging her cheek for a long time. I am your granddaughter's grandmother. "The students around paused, and then laughed. Later, this mm became popular when she saw me.