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Is beer a joke about wine?
The dialogue between the police and Ren Lei is as follows:
Policeman: Have you been drinking?
Ren Lei: No!
Policeman: Why does it smell of alcohol?
Ren Lei: I had a beer.
Policeman: Beer is also wine!
Ren Lei: Excuse me, is a snail a cow?
Policeman: No.
Ren Lei: Is soy sauce oil?
Policeman: No.
Ren Lei: Is that girl a mother?
Policeman: No.
Ren Lei: Is beer wine?
Policeman: No.
Ren Lei: That's it.
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