Innovative and funny copywriting

1. I’m very sad to see your unsatisfactory posts again. This time I didn’t get the first like.

2. An impulsive girl like me should be slapped with a lot of money to let me calm down.

3. After a tiring day, have a cup of milk tea. Don’t worry, as long as no one sees it, you can treat it as zero calories.

4. Many people think that once you get married, you don’t have to worry about it, so the best way to preserve love is to pretend you’re not married.

5. What I want is simple and crude friendship. You can throw a big bag of snacks at me roughly.

6. I used to be unclear about my criteria for choosing a mate. It wasn’t until I met you that I knew you were undesirable.

7. Work is never easy. In fact, everyone is equally tired at work. The difference is that everyone earns more than you.

8. Be like a chili pepper, passionate! It’s like cabbage, with layers! Like lotus root, keep an eye on it. But I'm different, like a coconut, my head is filled with water!

9. If you are not a real foodie, then you will never understand the huge difference between the two sentences "But, I am full" and "I am full, but" .

10. No matter how difficult or dangerous it is, just treat yourself as a two hundred and fifty; no matter how difficult or dangerous it is, just treat yourself as a two-skinned person.

11. The interviewer asked me to introduce my leadership experience. I thought for a while and said, "I once led a team of 500 people." The interviewer's eyes lit up: "Oh? Why don't you quit? ?” I took a deep breath and looked into the distance: “My account has been hacked!”

12. Sometimes two people who chat happily on the Internet don’t talk so much when they meet. Maybe it’s because I can’t send emoticons face to face.

13. You may disagree with me, but you cannot refuse my right to hit you.

14. In life, first be laughed at by others, then laugh at others, and finally smile.

Fifteen. In fact, a day is short, and it passes as soon as the mobile phone is turned on and off.

16. When I was a child, I saw people spray-painting the word "HAIL" on the wall. I felt so pitiful that I almost had no house to live in. Now I realize that it is the highest level of showing off wealth.

Seventeen. It’s not that I’m late, it’s that the quilt hugs me tightly, making it impossible for me to escape.

18. Being downcast makes you look short and fat, while being proud makes you look taller. This is the most inspiring saying I have ever heard.

Nineteen. Secret love is the radar without anti-aircraft guns, which silently locks onto enemy planes. 2. Why does grandma like her grandson’s wife but not her daughter-in-law? Because the enemy of my enemy is my friend!

Twenty-one. I spent so much money on skin care on my face, but in the end, any skin on my body is better than that on my face.

Twenty-two. My friend cried to me and said that he often fell out of love because he was too poor. I immediately despaired of this society: How could he have so many girlfriends if he was also poor?

Twenty-three. What’s wrong with being ugly? As long as you don't look in the mirror, it's not you who is disgusting.

Twenty-four. Everyone’s life is a book, others’ is a happy life, and mine is a collection of jokes.