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Women's funny sentences

women's funny sentences

1. Have you eaten? Please receive the short message. The elephant put the shit in the middle of the road, and an ant happened to pass by. It looked up at the misty peak and couldn't help singing: Yalaso, this is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau! ~~~~

2. You can drive a Land Rover only if you eat hard. If you don't work hard, you can only drive Xiali.

3. I want a girlfriend: I have the same personality, the same appearance, the same appearance, and the same cuteness as you, which makes me feel exactly like you!

4. Adults are overdue children, and the elderly are invalid adults.

5. Three elements of success: First, persistence. Second, shameless. Third, insist on shameless. .

6. Three elements of success: persistence. Shameless. Insist on shameless.

7. Dust to dust, dirt to dirt, waving goodbye to the "management period"

8. There must be a road in front of the driveway, and I can't stop it.

9. Chang 'e-1 released a full-blown image of the moon, and finally I know why the moon represents my heart.

1. Tea leaves are really pitiful. When they are soaked, they are praised as good, and then they are mercilessly thrown away.

classic women's funny sentences

1. Once you were the oxygen in my life, now you only deserve carbon dioxide

2. What was once was once, and now is now

3. I don't know who will be like me and can't conquer high heels.

4. I wonder if any of you are like me. You like to close your eyes when you sleep?

5. There is no doubt that I am the poor man in my dream.

6. falling in love without marriage as the purpose is to raise a wife for others.

7. Don't be coquettish, but be shameless.

8. The year-end that doesn't aim at giving out the year-end bonus or raising salary is all hooliganism.

9. Don't pursue any result, and everyone will end up dead.

1. Don't use your impudence to challenge the speed of my crackdown.

11. Don't think of it as a thunder or an accident.

14. Don't underestimate me. Although I can't save Li Min, I can harm the whole people.

15. Don't spit in the well, maybe you will come back to drink the water from the well.

16. Don't believe in love at first sight, because you can't see how much money each other earns at a glance.

17. Don't ask me why I like you. Baidu is absolutely satisfied.

18. Don't argue with a fool, or others will be confused about who is a fool. You engage in art and I engage in you. This is called going deep into art history. Is it the leopard-print skirt, red stockings, black boots and steel pipes that attract the most difficult men? Only Wukong has these characteristics!