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There is an old man who specializes in roast duck in Beijing. It is said that authentic roast duck is difficult to eat. Once he took a group of people to eat authentic Peking duck.

"Boss! Give me a roast duck, authentic!" I saw the little girl bringing a roast duck to the table.

"The roast duck is here!"

The old man first stopped everyone from eating, touched the butt of the roast duck, and angrily called to the little girl: "You are not a Peking roast duck, you are a Nanjing roast duck." Salted duck, change it!"

The little girl quickly took it back and changed it.

"The roast duck is here!"

In the same way, the old man touched the duck's butt and said angrily: "Little sister! This is Tianjin salt duck, change it!"

The little girl took it back and told the chef, and brought another plate to the table.

"The roast duck is here!"

The old man repeated the action and finally said: "It's ready to eat! This is the authentic Peiping roast duck!"

At this time, he suddenly ran away from the kitchen A chef came out, knelt in front of the old man and said: "I have been an orphan since I was a child. I don't know where I was born. Can you touch me and tell me where I am from?"