What jokes and stories have you heard about God’s reversal?

1. Bao Zheng wanted to name his daughter and asked Gongsun Ce for help.

"When my mother named me Bao Zheng, she hoped that I would save the world. Later, people called me Bao Qingtian, which also contained bright and beautiful wishes. I hope that my child's name can also reflect the idea of ??benefiting society. Determination. What do you want to call it?"

Gongsun Zhi thought to himself and said: "Free shipping"

2. I asked him to dance. He said weakly: "I don't know how."

I said: "Boys should be more confident and bold."

As a result, he shouted arrogantly: "I don't know how."

3. A girl asked a boy to wait for him downstairs for a hundred days before marrying him. As a result, the boy left with a smile on the 99th day.

Later, someone asked him, you persisted for so long and were about to succeed, so why did you leave at the critical moment?

The boy explained: At that time, he didn’t expect that he could persist for such a long time. I thought in my mind, I have so much perseverance, why not start a micro-business?

4. A: "Xiao Zhao, lend me some money."

B: "I have to discuss it with my wife."

A: " Don’t you have a wife?”

B: “Yes, so there is no need to discuss.”

5. “My ideal is to earn 10,000 yuan a month like my father. Yuan."

"Your father's monthly salary is 10,000 yuan?"

"No, I want to have great ideals like my father."