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A Chinese Odyssey (4)

Finally lost you at the end of the world.

It's a pity that we can't catch up with the fleeting time.

Ren Cang Yan Bai fa

I can't forget it.

Accustomed to your unruly waywardness, your moodiness, your innocence, your gentleness and romance.

Accustomed to your clear eyes and smiling eyes, accustomed to your frowning brows.

Accustomed to you filling my life.

But get used to it, without you.

How many regrets there are in life, it's just a mistake.

Moonlight illuminates loneliness, but love turns into silence.

Think of your gentle and expectant eyes that day, and my cold and ruthless pushing.

Thousands of trees bloom, as if hearing the sound of heartbreak.

The coldness left in the corner of my eyes dripped into my heart, turned into a red fire of missing and burned in the past.

The world is vast and the mountains and rivers are endless. See you again, only the afterlife.

I only hope that the other side of Sanshengshi will bloom and leave a deep feeling, and I will never fail you again.

I, so recall.

Obviously, this place was turned into a pansi cave by pansi Daxian. Where is she? I'm here to learn from my teacher. I heard a familiar voice, trembling all over, expecting and flustered. Could it be you?

I slowly walked out of the abode of fairies and immortals, step by step, but my uneasy heart has already crossed the years and embraced you.

It's really you. Goodbye to your beautiful face, don't waste my time crossing mountains and rivers and going upstream just to find your fragrance.

It's you smelly monkey. What are you doing here?

Jingjing? You have lost weight. I'm not the Monkey King. But I don't know how to tell you, because you won't believe it.

I believe it, because that smelly monkey won't be so gentle with me. Who are you?

I am the supreme treasure, your husband after 500 years, and my appearance has replaced your current feeling. Since I came back here 500 years ago, everything I have done is for you. Do you believe me?

Don't believe it. But I think I know you.

Absolutely.

And very familiar with it.

Very familiar.

Five hundred years later, how did we meet?

On a dark night in a month, all love comes from that cluster of fireworks.

I just turned around and when you raised your hand, my whole palm caught fire.

Then you rushed to scold me, beat and scold me, and I ran away.

What happened afterwards can be described as a turning point, because suddenly Niu Wangmo came out. At that time, you took out your keel whip and fought with him for hundreds of rounds. Then you took me to Pansi Cave, and I was poisoned when I was fighting with your senior sister.

On the cliff, emotions broke out, and we embraced and slept, making a vow of never parting.

Unfortunately, happiness is always short-lived, and what we get is endless pain and sigh. Niu Wangmo still found the pansi hole. You fought with him to protect me, and finally you fell to the ground.

I used the moonlight box to travel through time and space, but something went wrong. I chirp back to 500 years ago. It's so good to see you. I don't have to go back.

I miss you so much. I really miss you.

Let's get married.

If sadness and life are stitched together.

Suture the wound again.

Try to embroider a sad look.

Can the bright sunshine bloom in the cold?

You, what are you talking about? I just have nothing to do, so I just want to stop by and learn from my teacher. You suddenly gave me a commission, and I-I haven't brushed my teeth yet. Jingjing was confused and incoherent by my sudden proposal.

I'm telling the truth. I wish I could show you my heart. I'm out of words, and I don't know how to continue this true love in the chaotic time and space.

That's not easy. She used magic to enter my heart.

This is a familiar scene. Not long ago, a girl walked into my heart in the same way, but now I still don't know what she left in my heart, and maybe it will always be a mystery.

Emotion is suddenly broken, like seeing the petals scattered all over the place swept away by the wind, so they will disappear into the smoke of the years, leaving no fragrance, leaving only one branch silent in the west wind and snow, just wondering how many flowers will be issued next spring? Will you remember the decline of the gorgeous bloom?

Memory is an unbreakable box that is opened and closed. I can feel the time flowing. It was cold at first. Swim between your fingers and hide at the edge of your palm.

As if a century is so long, Jingjing, who is ecstatic at present, has handed the answer to my palm with her slender hands. My heart, which had been hanging for a long time, fell to the ground with a plop, and I got the answer I had been looking for. Finally, I can fill the vacancy in my heart and wash my whole body with those affectionate eyes.

In the next few days, I was busy preparing for the wedding. Although there is no weddings, it is also a comfort to have three friends to accompany me lonely.

However, the moonlight is full of wine glasses, and I drink pure joy, but why should I swallow bitter water?

A desolate place.

I jumped into the torrent without hesitation, just to find your fragrance again in the twists and turns. I didn't mean to bump into her charming body. I thought time could stop it, but that lie has been around for ten thousand years, too long.

The cups and lamps are staggered, who cares who is lonely, and there are too many painful smiles. The past is not yesterday, but this is the life I want.

Drunk.

See your lonely and depressed face again.

If I had held you in my arms, I wouldn't be so entangled until dawn.

Last night, you called Xia Zi 785 times in your dream, one more time than last time.

I have no heart.

Too much.

Tired, tired, confused

I forgot all about it.

I'm getting married soon, so I don't have so many messy thoughts. Isn't this my dream bride who travels through time and space?

With this beautiful woman, what else can a husband want?

It's finally the wedding day. After today, I can get rid of those entanglements and nightmares.

I wore a ceremonial crown and hung a red hydrangea on my chest, just waiting for the beautiful woman to come up to me step by step and entrust her with the rest of my life.

But she didn't come.

There is only one letter left:

Dear Bao, forgive me for leaving without saying goodbye, but I have to leave. I believe everything you say, and I am very moved by what you have done for me through time and space. But when I saw what that girl left in your heart, I suddenly realized that after 500 years, it was not me but her that you came back.

There was a time when we were tired. We believed it and promised to be together, but it took a long time to realize that we were just fleeting passers-by and didn't last forever, so the initial meeting was taken as a misunderstanding.

Forget each other and live in peace with each other.

Time flies like water, no one wants it, so don't mention it again.

This is the fate arranged by heaven, and neither you nor I can escape or resist it. You can only push the boat with the current.

Don't miss it, don't miss it, go ahead and never look back.

Goodbye, my love.

Without the ups and downs of various opportunities in life, it will be as dull as stagnant water. The difference is that it was hard to get excited at first, but now it's just indifference and silence.

Life has given me too many setbacks and frustrations, but I can take the medicine of the years and accept it one by one.

The word "hi" hanging overhead is still bright red, a burnt-out red candle, and it is my painstaking effort to warm the ashes with the residual temperature.

I suddenly want to cry.

I'm alone again.

In this strange time and space.

I don't know where to go.

If I want to hide in the depths of time and space with you, I will try my best. No matter how hard I struggle, I can't get rid of the bondage of fate.

Your figure, faint, will disappear without a trace.

And your decisive departure finally made me understand.

I, Supreme Treasure, am the Monkey King.

The first meeting with you and the reunion with you are just to make me believe in fate.

I looked up, secretly starry sky, long loneliness.

The cry of westward journey

Isn't it my heart?

With a cavity of blood

in a few words

Didi clears tears

Chased all my life

I played hide-and-seek to correct the entanglement, and finally the silk thread of fate wrapped around me, unable to move. Whether I accept it or not, no matter how I escape, the truth is close at hand.

It is like a mountain, blocking my way, just waiting for time to send me to the front so that I can sigh, because everything has been written down.

In vain. Empty dreams.

Use the net of the world of mortals to capture my enlightened heart in the secular world.

Ironically, I lied to myself, but I was angry that I was at the mercy of others. Sadly, I can't escape.

Me.

Treasure.

Why did you come here for a walk?

The love you promised is cut off, and the unfeeling is the result you want.

Let me know the light, but the road ahead is dark.

Smash all my things and throw me into a strange time and space.

you

Open your eyes and be indifferent.

Tell me what's going on!

Me, who is it?

Is there anything in me?

Me, where to go.

I don't want to struggle to cover it up anymore.

I'm, uh, tired.

What should come cannot be avoided, the fate is fixed, and the rut is clear. Then, let everything grow naturally, lest I be displaced in the distance.

There is no light in my eyes.

Just in my heart, what's more.

Let my school sister out quickly. I know she has been here, and there is a noise outside the cave.

I hurried out to see if it was you. After all this time, you still won't let go of your pool.

Oh? Groom officer, it seems that you know my school sister very well. Tell me where she went. Spring 30 Niang is still fierce.

I really don't know.

All right, then I'll kill them. I don't know if you want to get up.

It has nothing to do with them. They don't know your school sister.

Your sword fell, just like mowing grass in a wheat field, easily taking their lives.

I feel that something has been ignited in my chest, but I am still weak and nothing can be changed. Can only see, pain, but unable to stop.

Do you know now?

It really has nothing to do with them. Kill me if you want.

Your answer is just a scream.

I'm starting to feel numb.

Seeing you getting closer and closer, I feel more relaxed, and finally it's over, this half-life of being displaced and having nothing.

Finally, you can ignore the damn fate, you can not think about the road and the road, you can cross the barriers of time and space and indulge in the present.

Wait, I stopped the knife you were waving.

Haha, I thought you were really not afraid of death.

I heard that as long as the knife is fast enough, people can still see when they are dead. Please cut out my heart. A friend once left something in my heart. I want to see what it is. Thank you.

I was naked in the chest and closed my eyes.

That's it. Go to hell.

No regrets.

The knife flashed.

The wind blew the clouds away.

So how does it produce dust?

I came to the abode of fairies and immortals with running water. Everywhere is wet, it seems that there are countless pairs of eyes watching me, expecting. At the end of the road is a sealed picture scroll with a white woman holding a jade bottle. The clouds are light and the wind is light, laughing for a lifetime. Hanging on the wall is an indestructible wishful stick. On the table, there is a gold ring. It seems to have been there all the time, but I didn't notice it.

I came back voluntarily this time. As Master Guanyin said, a person who has been away for a long time will always feel homesick.

Yes, this is my home.

I will come back eventually.

Now, it is time.

The Monkey King, 500 years ago, your master traded his life for your reincarnation. I hope you can realize the sufferings of the world and accompany him to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures when you are fully enlightened. After so many hardships, I wonder if you have repented.

Master Guanyin, his disciple used to be sinful, but thanks to the protection of his master, he is reborn today. Now that he has broken the dust, he is fully aware of it. He is willing to work with Master to help all sentient beings and accomplish the great cause.

I won't complain about fate anymore. I can only choose to give up or continue. It doesn't matter who I am, the Monkey King or the Supreme Treasure. The important thing is that someone will ascend the throne, and that person is me. The earthly love led me, that is, I was lucky enough to witness a tree blossom and smell the flowers, but I didn't intend to pick them. They had gone out of the water and gone to heaven and earth.

It's just, it's just that when I decided to turn around and leave, I couldn't bear to look at the crumbling petals in my heart and finally left decisively. It's none of my business whether I fade or fall behind.

It's raining all over the sky, and the corners of my eyes are cold. It's all your smell.

Before I died, I saw the world clearly for the first time, and I also saw what that girl left in my heart. It turned out that she left a tear, and I could feel her sadness and despair at that time. No wonder every time I think of her, it is always cold and stinging.

I let her down.

I lied to her.

A more failed relationship.

I walked to the golden hoop.

The Monkey King, wear this golden hoop, and you will become that magical saint again. From now on, you can't miss the earthly love again.

I don't know if this choice is correct. Life is like this. Sometimes we make the right choice, but we don't necessarily get the right result. It is normal to have gains and losses.

In my memory, you smiled, danced and looked back. I was drunk, chanting, sighing and wandering. How many fates are intoxicated by heartbreak, awake in regret after drunkenness, and deeply immersed in disappointment after waking up.

The most beautiful time is old, but the most beautiful time in memory will never fade.

I returned to my own world. Without you, I am old and lonely. I've done everything I have to do in my life. The water under the bridge, love is thin and cold, and we can't reach the agreed shore. From then on, the long and lonely night was cold and sad, and we couldn't forget each other, only long memories.

I, pick up the golden hoop.

Do you have anything to say before putting on this gold hoop?

I was suddenly hit, thinking of you who kissed me suddenly that day and your lonely and depressed face.

There was a sincere love before me, and I didn't cherish it. When I lost it, I regretted it The most painful thing in the world is this.

If God can give me another chance, I will definitely say three words to that girl, I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years.

I wore a gold ring.

The past is like a dream, and all kinds of love are gone.

Once the ocean is short of water,

Amber forever.

Looking back at the flowers lazily,

Half the sky is cultivated, half the sky is a gentleman.

Take off the golden hoop, I am an amorous prodigal son.

Put on the golden hoop, I'm king of the hill Huaguo.

I am the Monkey King, the Great Sage of Qitian.

I want to go with all sentient beings to learn from the Buddhist scriptures and save the world. Attention, someone has been killed. I can't miss earthly love at all, or the golden hoop on my head will get tighter and worse.

Bound and entangled, people stay, flowers get drunk, the wind blows blinds, dusty roads, and heroes in the world make mistakes.

I have a guilty conscience like the sea, and I have the responsibility to learn from the scriptures, and I can't tolerate any delay.

I immediately left for the Savior, but I met her. If love is hard, I will always be uneasy if I move my heart again.

The vast sea of people, all sentient beings, flowers are not happy, flowers are not sad. I am at the top of the cloud, watching all the busy distractions get smaller and smaller in my eyes, and I can't help but feel pity. The world is ignorant, suffering, ignorant madness, epilepsy, delusion, greed, anger, resentment and anger all over the body, and it is difficult to save themselves. Life is like mail, and the dead are like this. I have the ability to look down on all beings, so I should have the idea of saving the whole life. I began to understand master's good intentions gradually. He opened his eyes in a piece of turbidity and looked as far as possible, but his eyes were bleak. What he thinks can't be done and can't be changed. Still unbearable, I decided to take the Sanskrit sutra through the world and pity the boundless world. I am kind.

And I want to keep him, protect him, obey him and accompany him to complete the great cause of saving the world.

The wind flies, and under the eyes of the public, I, the Monkey King, came back with a thunderous momentum.

I'm not the weak me anymore. I want to change all this with these hands. Those things that belong to me will never let them slip away again. Determined to use gorgeous turn, deduce an absolute beauty, and let the demons of the heavens fall under the stick. I clenched the wishful stick.

Master, I used to be sinful, but thanks to the enlightenment of Master Guanyin, I have realized that I am willing to shoulder the heavy responsibility of learning the scriptures. Although the master was tied to the high platform, fortunately, his life was safe.

It's good to be back. He didn't mention my mistake, and his eyes were full of joy.

Hum, it's you, the smelly monkey who seduced yisow. Niu Wangmo is far away.

Hey, hey, hey, everyone is familiar with it. Don't talk nonsense, or I'll sue you for slander. I leaned against the best stick, cocked my head and looked at him jokingly.

Supreme treasure, is that you? Treasure. Xia Zi rushed at me with a look of expectation.

What should come will come, and you can't hide or escape.

Girl, this girl, I have a friend named Supreme Bao. He asked me to give a message to a man named fairy Xia Zi. Is that you? Is that you, isn't it?

That is me.

Looking at her happiness, my heart hurts inch by inch, but I can't.

Yes, he asked me to tell you that he has gone back to find his wife. Please forget him, miss. He also wishes you find your Mr. Right as soon as possible. Watching her eyes gradually lose their spirits, I still want to smile, because I am a cynical floating the Monkey King.

I flew to face Niu Wangmo, and I was afraid to stay any longer. Seeing her sad and lonely appearance, I couldn't help reaching out and holding her in my arms.

In the change of time, she is still naive, but her deep feelings are cold, which makes her eyebrows more affectionate and sad.

I enjoyed the beautiful scenery with you in the past, but now I have lost it and failed to live up to my past affection. Time has passed, the only thing I can give is not a long hug, but a silent smile, turning away, this life is far away, and mountains and rivers will never intersect.

Red dust Wan Li

Many people have met.

misunderstand

miss

sever

She and I are destined to just float into the water, go with Jiangbo, meet in the sea, meet briefly, and say goodbye for a long time. Sink into the bottom of the sea, weathering into stone, let the years carve, after a thousand years, I still miss your face.

I pointed my finger at Niu Wangmo. As long as we destroy him, the inferno will be leaderless and everything will return to normal track.

He was trembling all over, and countless cattle lice were scattered, all of which became cattle essence.

I pluck my hair and breathe, and I have my own monkey to deal with it.

Well, the Monkey King, the Great Sage of the Monkey, right? Xia Zi still refuses to give up. I heard that you are going to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures. Will you take me?

Yes, being with a woman is lonely and comforting. I'm a little tempted. Come and hug me.

Hearing this, she hugged me happily.

Familiar smell, familiar tenderness, only for an instant I pushed her away with a hostile face. Here we go again. Indulge in the gentle countryside, I'm afraid I can't extricate myself.

I'm afraid you can't stand me

I can do it.

But I can't stand you. Come on, everyone is a fairy. You are so ugly. Will you stop harassing me?

Why are you doing this to me?

What, are you angry? Cry loudly when you are angry, haha. I pulled away and looked at her face with rain and moisture. I don't know how long I can hold on.

At present, Monkey Brother Sun has almost cut the ox essence back to its original shape, and victory is in sight.

Niu Wangmo took out a banana fan and fanned you smelly monkeys into the sun. He cleaned up the scene three or two times, and Xia Zi was blown away. I flew to save him. At this time, the master was blown away, but I had to turn around to save him and let Xia Zi fall to the ground.

The situation changed suddenly and the whole city was shaken by the wind. When I was at a loss, I saw Xia Zi, who had drawn his sword and committed suicide. This crazy woman, I quickly flew to her side and stopped her.

What are you doing?

You finally agreed to come, didn't you? Why do you care so much about me? Let me die.

Joke, ants still drag out an ignoble existence, and the immortal didn't do it well after doing so.

The wind is strong and the city is dangerous.

I am still busy. You will die and leave me alone.

Pull away again.

Smelly monkey, I will fan the whole city to the other side of the sun and see what you do. Niu Wangmo waved, shouted and laughed wildly.

The foundation of the city was uprooted by him, and the whole city fluttered like light grass and flew to the fierce sun.

I flew to the bottom of the city, held the city with my best stick, and tried to turn the situation around by myself.

Who knows, Xia Zi appeared again, this clingy demon.

What do you want?

Asshole.

You're the asshole.

You are not human.

You are not human. What are you obsessed with? Do you understand what I just told you?

Do you understand that I am no longer a fairy? I just know how painful it is to love someone.

Don't give me such nonsense. I already told you, you have the wrong person.

You lied to me, then tell me where you bought this string of golden bells.

She took out the purple bell that I carried with me, and wanted to keep it as a souvenir, but she accidentally dropped it and picked it up again, and she could no longer refute it.

In a trance, she pushed me away. Looking back, the cow's steel fork pierced her weak body.

The wind stopped and the world was quiet. Only a little deep red on her chest spread slowly and filled my eyes.

I glanced at the cow with a stick and turned back. She is like a delicate cattail, floating in the wind.

Finally holding her hand, she opened her eyes with all her strength. My lover is a hero on earth, and he will marry me on the seven-color cloud. However, I guessed the beginning, but I didn't, but I didn't guess the end

Her hand fell down.

Her eyes closed.

Her body is getting cold.

I can't hold her hand tightly.

The gold hoop began to contract and tighten.

Her hands are getting colder and colder.

That kind of cold across my palm, and then across my fingertips, and then, nothing can be felt, only the biting cold, from beginning to end, finally lost her in the misty sky, let her go away, powerless.

That shocking red turned into blood in my heart, cooled and dried up.

I can't kiss her pale lips, I can't hug her soft body.

I can't give her protection, Xu Bule. She's happy, only let her down.

A lifetime. A lifetime.

I saw her lonely and depressed face again.

The pain is suffocating.

Life, if only for the first time.

You are a fairy scattered all over the world.

I am a prodigal son.

Through the long time and space, count the inches of time. Without a beginning and an end, there is no need to be separated by yin and yang, sitting on memories and talking about loving you.

Treat you what, and so hard to forget.

There was a sincere love before me, and I didn't cherish it until I lost it.

The most painful thing in the world is this.

If God can give me another chance, I will definitely say three words to that girl, I love you.

If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years.

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