Funny jokes about Double Ninth Festival

1. The Double Ninth Festival is here! In this harvest season, I wish you: a bumper career, a bumper salary, a bumper love, and happiness forever!

2. The maples are red and the willows are green, and the heat has receded. I recall my old friends. The autumn colors are boundless, the autumn water is long in the sky, and the chrysanthemums are fragrant in my sleeves during the Double Ninth Festival. I ask questions about the wine. How much do we know each other? Send your love through text messages, wish you good health, and find out the true meaning of writing.

3. The Double Ninth Festival is coming, and the weather is cold and autumn, so I would like to remind you seriously to dress more appropriately.

4. The weather changes really fast, and the cool breeze comes quietly. Because you are cute, I care for you. You should cover it with a blanket at night. Don’t freeze your feet. It’s okay to pick up a bone, that can mend it. Calcium, don’t call me bad anymore, I wish you a happy Double Ninth Festival.

5. The Double Ninth Festival is here. I recall the days when you and I were together. It was a time of friendship that will never be forgotten. When you are lonely, don’t forget that there is an old friend who is thinking about you. I sincerely wish you the best. Everything goes well for you and you are happy every day.

6. There are many wishes for the Double Ninth Festival. Reunion belongs to the big brother, happiness belongs to the second brother, beauty belongs to the third brother, and health belongs to the fourth. I won’t say any more, just leave it like that, Double Ninth Festival. hapiness!

7. Today is the Double Ninth Festival. The company held a creative competition to find the trendiest greetings. The best creative results were announced: Did you crawl today?

8. There are five reasons for sending you this text message. 1. Miss you; 2. Boredom; 3. Prove whether you are down; 4. Tell you that I am not down; 5. Wish you a happy Double Ninth Festival.

9. The Buddha said: The Double Ninth Festival is here again. Let’s meet up to climb a mountain. Remember your old friends often, especially those who are sending you text messages now! Invite him to dinner often! Especially September 9th! Give him your most sincere blessings! How good! How good!

10. Why do we eat cakes during the Double Ninth Festival? Because I have to climb high that day. Why do we have to climb high during the Double Ninth Festival? I want to compete with God. The Double Ninth Festival is here, I wish you: your salary will rise high, your career will fly higher, your mood will be high, and your life will be better and better!