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A nun took the Buddha statue to treasure hunt. The expert said it was false, and the nun asked, do you know who I am?
It is precisely because ancient cultural relics have flowed into the hands of the people that the treasure column has also risen. Ordinary people want to test the authenticity of antiques in their hands, and experts also want to know how many cultural relics are left in the world, so the treasure-finding program is getting more and more popular. In this treasure hunt program, a nun took the Buddha statue to treasure hunt. The expert said it was false, and the nun asked, do you know who I am?
A nun brought a Buddha statue to Baozhu and asked an expert to help her see the value of the Buddha statue. She told experts that her temple needs to be repaired now, but the lack of funds has become a problem for the temple. So she made a decision to use the Buddha statues in the temple to identify the authenticity and estimate the value. If the Buddha statue can be sold, she will use the money to repair the temple.
These words made the audience feel that she was very devout, and the audience looked at the experts one after another, waiting for the results of expert appraisal. After the test, the expert shook his head at the nun and told her that the Buddha statue was only an imitation and had no value. When this was said, the audience was in an uproar.
After hearing this, the nun also loudly questioned the experts, saying that this Buddha statue had gone through a hundred years and was given by a great man at that time. How can it be fake?
The excitement of the nun made the scene very embarrassing, and the scene suddenly quieted down. The expert still affirmed his appraisal results and firmly told her that this Buddha statue is only a fake, not a cultural relic. Hearing this, the nun standing on the stage immediately laughed and asked the expert if she knew who she was. The experts looked at each other for a while.
Later, a nun revealed her name. She claimed to be a monk of Baita Temple in Zhongjiang. An expert asked with a smile: Since you are a monk, can you recite a scripture on the spot? The nun immediately froze, and the people at the scene suddenly realized that not only the Buddha statue is fake, but also the nun. Experts have doubts that nuns want to sell Buddha statues. How do monks in temples sell Buddha statues in temples? Even if the temple is to be repaired, it is impossible to sell the Buddha statue, even if it is a priceless cultural relic.
The nun made a big joke on the treasure-picking program, reminding us that we must carefully collect items and go to a guaranteed place to identify the authenticity. A person can even fabricate his identity out of thin air, so how easy is it for them to imitate a handicraft?
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