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A car came at a high speed, and when it was about to hit the girl ... The girl suddenly took off, turned 720 degrees in the air, pulled out two pistols from her waist, kept shooting at the car, and the car exploded immediately. -American blockbusters
A car came at a high speed and knocked the girl down on the spot. The driver hurriedly got off the bus and saw that there was no girl in front of the car. When I turned around, I found the girl sitting in the back seat of the car. Bloody smile at the driver. -Japanese horror movies
A car came at a high speed and hit the girl on the spot. When the driver picked up the girl and found the birthmark on her neck, she cried bitterly. It turned out that the girl was his long-lost sister. -Singapore Ethical Films
A car came at a high speed and was about to hit the girl. The girl then urged the internal force to transport the divine power of Jiuyang, drawing circles out of thin air with her left hand and striking with her right hand. This is the third palm of the 18 palms of the dragon-Kang Long has regrets (I don't remember which palm), only to hear a "click", the girl's hand is broken. -Jin Yong's Martial Arts+Postmodernism
A car came at a high speed and hit the girl on the spot. The girl died and went to the car and threw a Grenade. The next day, the Israeli army launched an attack on the west bank of Jiasha River. Revenge and Counter-revenge of Palestine VS Israel —— A never-ending news film
A car came at a high speed and hit the girl on the spot. The girl answered the phone in an instant and then disappeared. -It's a matrix.
A car came at a high speed and knocked the girl down on the spot. When the driver got off the bus, he found the girl lying on the ground, holding Xiao Qiang in her hand and crying: Xiao Qiang, we have lived together since childhood. Today, we don't want white-haired people to send black-haired people. -Hong Kong Wulitou
A car came at a high speed and knocked the girl down on the spot. The driver got off, the little girl got on, and the little girl hit the driver with her car-impossible!
A car came at a high speed, and when it was about to hit the girl ... the car suddenly fell into a big pit. -This is tunnel warfare.
A car came at a high speed and knocked the girl down on the spot. The handsome driver got off the bus, took the girl to the hospital, and then kept visiting, and then kept pursuing, and then a third party appeared, and then their feelings broke out, and then one of them died of a blood tumor. -Korean sensational idol drama.
A car came at a high speed and knocked the girl down on the spot. The driver dialed the telephone and asked a group of people to transform the girl into a superwoman and defend world peace. -American science fiction films.
A car came at a high speed and knocked the girl down on the spot. The driver got off the bus and found that the girl was addicted to drugs. As a doctor, he helped the girl get rid of drug addiction and they finally got married. -French Romance A car came at a high speed and knocked down the girl on the spot. When the driver got off the bus and saw the girl, he suddenly became dumbfounded, frightened, tearful and uneasy, and then ... interrupted the advertisement. -China series at eight o'clock.
A car came at a high speed and knocked the girl down on the spot. -Night news, traffic accident witnesses
A car came at a high speed and knocked down the poor girl on the spot. The people sitting in the back of the car are busy taking the girl to the hospital, and they also pay the medical expenses themselves. During the Spring Festival, he also sent his aunt a new quilt, a new suit, some kettles, teapots and chamber pot ...-a domestic documentary reflecting the life of leaders.
A car came at a high speed and knocked the girl down on the spot. Suddenly, there was nothing on the screen. Into a landscape painting. -TV station failure
A car came quickly, drove in front of the girl and suddenly became an autobot. The girl said to it, "Welcome to the earth". -Transformers Episode 1
A car hit the girl, but then it flew away. The girl smiled, turned into a vehicle with a human face and drove away quickly. -alien invasion of the earth
A car came at a high speed and was knocked down by a little girl coming slowly on the spot. The little girl shrugged her shoulders, turned to despise the audience and said, I am Artificial Man No.3, and the Saiyan in the Monkey King is there ...-Dragon Ball Studio.
A car came at a high speed and hit a girl. The driver got off to help the girl. The two faced each other silently, releasing the spark of love. The two sides happily combined under the resistance of their families (feuds). -Qiong Yao's romantic movies
A car came at a high speed and hit a girl. The driver got off to help the girl. The girl said, is it? My father is Bush. The driver said, is it? My father is bin Laden. -holloway's latest counter-terrorism record.
A car came at a high speed and hit a girl. The driver got off to help the girl and strangled her. When he got home, he wrote in his diary, "With my help, a girl joined the circle of Greater East Asia". This is a Japanese textbook.
A car came at a high speed and knocked the girl down on the spot. Instead of stopping, the driver sped up, dragging the girl for 500 meters, and the surrounding people came forward to chase the gangsters. -Educational films
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Eternal curse
On the bus that day, a beautiful girl suddenly shouted at a gentle white boy: "rogue!" " "It seems that this young man is dishonest. The young man was very wronged and immediately refuted. The two sides began to quarrel.
Later, I heard the girl scold: "You are a big hooligan, and you have been a hooligan since you were a child. Your mother just gave birth to you, so don't forget to look back. " After listening to it, the passengers were silent for a while, and then burst into laughter.
Colleagues shook their heads and said that swearing can be so ugly for the first time. This is really a curse, and no one can beat him. After the boy was scolded, his mouth was open and he couldn't say a word.
After listening to this, we all lamented that this curse is really an eternal curse, probably unprecedented, and it is said that there is really no malicious swearing to fight back.
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