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On the fifteenth day of the first month, that is, the night of the Lantern Festival, Xu was discharged from the hospital. Maybe, God cares about me too much. During Xu's 14 days in hospital, I gradually integrated into Xu's family.
On the way back to Xu's house, Xu's parents are in a car in front, and Xu and I are in a car. Xu Fangyuan sat next to me, held my hand and said, "Moon, you have worked hard these days." I said, "Don't do this again."
The Lantern Festival in Beijing, like New Year's Eve, has no festive atmosphere except bright lights and exhausted thoughts. Just when I didn't know what to think, Xu Fangyuan suddenly said, "Lao Lin went to the blue port."
The blue harbor that Xu said is the blue harbor. I said inexplicably, "My family is waiting for you to go home." Xu was all smiles, as if this had already come, and said, "They know, don't worry."
When I got off at Blue Harbor, Xu Fangyuan took my hand and walked forward. I just want to ask Lao Lin what to do. Xu Fangyuan seems to have a pair of eyes on the back of the head and said, "Lim is my dad's driver. He has been in our family for many years and is already a member of my family. " I was speechless and didn't know what to say. Xu Fangyuan put his right hand on my shoulder and said, "It's just you and me today. You took care of me recently, and now it's my turn to take care of you. "
I saw four big blue harbors standing at the top of the round house, surrounded by blue lights and bright stars. Before I was in it, I could feel the stars shining like dreams.
The more people go inside, the more lively they are, and the more like the atmosphere of the New Year. Xu Fangyuan smiled brightly at me and said, "Slow down and be careful where you are going." I watched the blue starlight reflected in Xu's face, eyes and hair, as if this romantic bridge was the first time I really met it. Xu Fangyuan kept holding my hand. Xu Fangyuan gave me a sense of security and a kind of physical and mental relaxation. I haven't felt this way for a long time, familiar and strange. I put my head on Xu Fangyuan's shoulder and said, "I can't go far." Xu Fangyuan stroked my forehead, worried that I was cold, took off a coat and put it on me, saying, "I'll carry you!" " "
At that moment, my heart was full of joy and surprise, and my face was covered with wrinkles. Fortunately, it was night, which would have been ugly during the day. When Xu sees it, he will definitely dislike my age.
I crossed Xu Fangyuan and made my way forward. Xu Fangyuan took my hand, pulled me back, pulled me into his arms, and said with a smile, "Worried that I can't carry you?" I smiled and buried my head in his chest. Xu Fangyuan protected my waist and said, "Are you worried that I can't carry your mother and daughter?"
I looked up at Xu Fangyuan and couldn't help touching his face. We haven't been so close for a long time, and we haven't felt so close to each other for a long time. It seems that when I first met Xu, I said, "So many people, they will definitely laugh at us and our childishness." Xu said, "Let them laugh at jokes. I cheated on my wife. They envy and hate. " Xu Fangyuan hugged me and felt his arm like a heater. I looked at him and said, "Is it cold?" Xu Fangyuan shook his head and said, "It's not cold to have you!"
Xu Fangyuan insisted on carrying me, but I wouldn't let him. Xu Fangyuan changed her mind and insisted on holding me to see Denghai. I dare not let him show his love in front of everyone so blatantly, so I have to let him carry me behind my back. Xu Fangyuan walked behind my back to a sea of people. Xu Fangyuan asked me if I had been here. I shook my head and said, "This is the first time." Xu Fangyuan revealed joy in her tone and said, "I came to the right place this time." I put my hand tightly around Xu's neck, for fear that he would fall to the ground if he could not stand still. Xu Fangyuan felt my nervousness and said, "Relax, you are so nervous, and I am also nervous with you." I'm going to tease Xu Fangyuan and say, "Are you nervous too?" "Of course I'm nervous, especially in front of you." I smiled, got bold and pinched her nose, chin and ears. Xu said, "In public, you flirt with a good woman." I said wittily, "I'll see if your nose, chin and ears are hot." If it is, it means you are lying. I know you are blushing and your ears are red. "
"My aunt, whatever you say is what you say."
"That is!" The mood is suddenly good, inexplicably good, very happy.
"You are too light, you should eat more in the future, and you'd better eat a big fat pig, so that no one dares to want you except me." When Xu saw this, he burst into laughter, as if I had turned into a big fat pig and let his strategy succeed.
"People's mouths, deceptive ghosts, I believe you are a big-headed ghost." I patted Xu on the shoulder. Xu Fangyuan cooperated with my performance and pretended to shout pain. I knew he was faking it, so I said, "Just pretend."
Xu smiled and said, "Moon, you have caught me, so you can't say a word or two to make me happy. Maybe, once I am happy, I will regain my strength, so you don't have to walk all night, so I will be your porter. "
"What can I say to make you happy?" When I heard Xu say this, I wanted to fulfill Xu's little wish.
"Say whatever you want?"
I had to solemnly say, "Xu Fangyuan, you are so handsome. In my mind, you are the most handsome and handsome. The handsome star is ashamed and the glory is dim. "
"Go on!"
I didn't expect Xu to really buy this set and said, "Forget it, you are too modest and narcissistic to even restrain yourself. I said I had goose bumps. "
"I am very handsome, what you said is true. This doesn't count, go on. "
"ah? Continue? "
"What do you say?"
I have to think hard. After a long time, Xu Fangyuan saw that I didn't talk and said, "That's it, have you left?"
"It's gone."
"I'm tired and can't carry it."
Xu Fangyuan said he would put me down. I hugged his neck tightly and said, "I remember."
"Say it!" Xu Fangyuan said and went behind my back. At this time, Xu became arrogant again.
"You can draw, and I like every picture you draw."
"Is there anything else?"
"You are very filial and filial to your parents."
"Is there anything else?"
"You ..." I deliberately sell a imprison son son, deliberately see xu's worry.
"What? Come on, I'm running out of energy. "
"That's very kind of you."
"gone?"
"What else? Why don't you remind me that I have a bad memory? "
"For example, you can talk about other aspects."
"In what way?"
"I'm too lazy to talk to you!" Xu Fangyuan finally said such words.
I couldn't help laughing and said, "And you are very kind, very kind to me." You are good at everything, but sometimes you are too overbearing and narcissistic. Feel good about yourself! "
"You don't count. I asked you to praise me, but you said a lot of bad things about me. "
"Put me down! This is the front. " I was lying on Xu's back, but I didn't want him to let me down. It turns out that this moment is so simple and beautiful. It turns out that this is the love that blooms quietly.
It turns out that in the face of love, I am also a duplicitous girl.
Xu said, "I really reassured you?" "good!"
"You really don't want me to carry you?" Xu Fangyuan reconfirmed my wish.
"Back when you are tired!"
"Fool!" Xu said softly, "You can give me a kiss and a hug, and I will be resurrected with blood."
I put my hand over my face, pecked him in the face without thinking, and said, "Is that okay?"
"No, it's too light. It feels like tickling."
"Fuck you!" I pinched Xu's chin and said, "Nonsense!" Xu couldn't help laughing.
"Put me down. You've been carrying me for a long time. Stop and have a rest for a few minutes."
"I am not tired!"
We are not joking this time. I squatted on Xu's shoulder and said, "I can't repay you for being so kind to me." Xu Fangyuan smiled and said, "Well said, marry me and commit to each other. If you can't walk any further, I'll carry you. If your eyes are spent, I will be your eyes. If you don't have a crutch, I will be your crutch. " This sentence is really warm and intimate, which makes me feel very moved and warm.
"I am old, you will be old, you are old and dim, who will be your eyes, and who will carry you if you can't walk." Xu Fangyuan said with a smile: "As long as you are happy, everything is fine."
"Far away, you are so kind to me!"
"I'm not for your own good, for whom! You are my friend, my wife and my daughter's mother. "
I couldn't help but give Xu a five-second kiss. It seems that I can't give him anything more precious than this.
"I have the strength! Fly! " Xu Fangyuan ran away behind my back. I dare not be careless. I smiled and said, "Slow down, slow down!" Xu pulled me for a long time, put me down, took out a box from his trousers pocket, opened the box and said, "Moon, marry me!" " "Xu said, kneeling on one leg. He's proposing to me.
I can't believe what I saw is true. I can't believe that this man actually took practical action. People around stopped, and more and more people gathered around. I heard people talking about marrying him, marrying him. If I don't cry, it's fake. If I haven't loved it, it's also fake. Tonight, Xu reawakened my love for him. My love with him is pure and beautiful. I became a tearful person, and I became a tearful person with a smile. Xu didn't say anything about love or vows of eternal love. There is only one sentence: marry me. I want nothing. I am satisfied to hear his words.
I pulled up Xu Fangyuan and stood up. Xu said, "Moon, do you agree?" I nodded and couldn't say a word. If I say a word, I will definitely show my ugliness. Xu Fangyuan stood up and put a round circle on my ring finger, as if I had been trapped in a circle all my life.
At this moment, I am happy, really happy, a bottle of happiness.
Xu Fangyuan kissed me affectionately, completely ignoring the people around him and not afraid of passers-by smashing food and drinking. Show love and show it to the blue harbor.
Unexpectedly, passers-by also like to watch this kind of excitement and are reluctant to leave for a long time. Xu Fangyuan smiled and said to the people around him, "Thank you for being our witnesses. Thank you very much! " Mr. Xu is personable, which really makes people miss the half-beat.
Xu Fangyuan took my hand and said, "From now on, I am yours, yours or yours. I gave myself to you, you should take good care of me, and you are not allowed to be half-hearted. " Xu Fangyuan said, and gently pinched my nose and chin. We are really alike at this point. I don't know since when we are so alike.
Xu took me to see the starry sky, which is really like a romantic plot in TV series. I suddenly felt it and said, "There are thousands of people looking for him. Suddenly I turned around and the man was in the dim light." This poem must have been written under such circumstances. Xu Fangyuan insisted on taking pictures of me. When I came, I felt that I was out of shape and didn't wear makeup, so I buried my face and refused to take pictures. The more so, the more you can't stop shooting.
Xu Fangyuan looked at several little girls and boys sitting on their father's shoulders and attached them to my ear and said, "Moon, have you seen that little girl?" I will let my daughter sit on my shoulder like this in the future. " I smiled and said, "What if the doctor made a mistake and it was a son?" Xu said, "Then I'll see if he listens to you. If he doesn't listen to you and makes you unhappy, I will severely punish him for you. Let him bully you! "
"That's your son!" I remind Xu that there is such a biological father in the world. If it is really a son, I am worried about him. Fortunately, the doctor said it was a girl.
Xu Fangyuan laughed at my words and said, "That's your son too!"
I smiled and said, "Whether it's a boy or a girl, it's me and your child."
Xu Fangyuan took me to the middle and pulled me back in the same way. There was a lot of people, very crowded, almost side by side, feet even feet, Xu Fangyuan worried that I was crowded, so he didn't let me go on.
After coming out, Xu Fangyuan took me to the Starbucks next to Denghai. I was sitting when I heard a click. I quickly covered my face, but it was too late. Xu Fangyuan looked at the photo and said, "What are you hiding from? Not nice! "
Xu Fangyuan said, let me have a look, I don't look, deliberately turned his face to one side. Xu Fangyuan took a photo of me when I wasn't looking, and said to himself, "Yes, Moon, you are right to listen to me. You are a natural model. You can be a painting model or a plane model. You're not a model, which is really a big loss for the modeling fashion industry. A dazzling star of the East has fallen like this. " After listening to Xu's story, I turned my face and was photographed by him, laughing and crying.
Xu Fangyuan took out a photo in his mobile phone and showed it to me. No matter what he said, I refused to read it. I think it is ugly. Although I haven't seen it yet, I feel ugly in my heart.
Seeing that I insisted on not reading it, Xu casually said, "Since I didn't read it, I deleted it. Unfortunately, these photos have been deleted. "
"bring it!" I took advantage of Xu's inattention, grabbed my mobile phone, looked through the photos he took for me, and looked at them one by one. Xu took a good photo, which really doesn't look like me.
"how about it? I didn't lie to you, did I? " Xu Fangyuan looked at my face and asked.
When I look at every photo, I can't believe it. I asked, "Is this me?"
"Otherwise?" Xu looks innocent.
"I didn't expect you to shoot so well and shoot me so well. I like this photo best. " I showed Xu the photos that best suit my mind. Xu looked at it and ignored it. He said, "I like every photo of you, but I don't."
"Get out!" I don't think Xu Fangyuan has a straight face and a smirk.
Xu Fangyuan took the mobile phone from me and said, "When I get back, I will find a photo studio, develop these photos and hang them on the bedside and wall. When I woke up, it was you, and you were all over the room. "
"Beautiful you!"
Xu Fangyuan laughed, smiled and held my hand, looked at my eyes, rubbed my hair, touched my cheek and said, "I'm telling the truth, I'm not lying to you." I nodded and said, "I know what you mean."
Xu Fangyuan said, "Wait for me and don't go anywhere." Say that finish, Xu went to find a person, led a young boy, a young girl standing beside the young boy, a look is a lover. I was sitting when Xu came over and adjusted his hair and said, "I asked this handsome guy to take some photos for us." You sit still, I'm standing behind you. "
Xu Fangyuan said, and stood behind my seat, put his hand on my shoulder, and my hand held hers. The boy pressed it several times in a row to show Xu the effect. Xu Fangyuan repeatedly said yes, and kept saying thank you with his hands folded. Xu showed me the photos and said, "The photos are good everywhere except that you are not wearing a wedding dress. If you wear a white wedding dress, we will take wedding photos. Today, we are officially married. "
I see. Xu's abacus is quite calm. I said, "That depends on your performance. If you behave well, I will agree. If the performance is not good, I can't guarantee that I will agree. "
Xu Fangyuan pulled up a chair, sat down beside me and said, "Tell me, what is a good performance and what is a bad performance." I bowed my head when I was asked, and my face turned red in an instant, trying not to laugh.
Xu Fangyuan took my hand and held me in his arms. I snuggled up to his shoulder and said, "I'm kidding." Xu said, "Now that you mention it, I feel like riding a roller coaster. I am tall for a while, I am low for a while, I fly into the sky for a while, and I am in rolling in the deep for a while. In the future, we should love each other well, be together well and live a good life, ok? "
"good!" I closed my eyes and lay in Xu's arms, suddenly feeling that I had found the feeling of falling in love with Xu again.
By the time people dispersed, the night was already deep. I was worried that Xu's parents were worried about Xu, so I urged Xu to go back. Xu Fangyuan asked me if I was tired. I nodded and said, "It's cold at night. Go back early. Your body is just right, and it is not good to blow cold air. " Xu Fangyuan stood up and said, "Well, listen to your wife and go home." I want to stand up. Please help me stand up. I thought of Lao Lin who traveled with us and said, "Lao Lin also wants to go back and reunite with his family." Today is the Lantern Festival. Because of us, he can't be with his family. "
Xu Fangyuan smiled and patted me on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, I have sent him home. I guessed you would think so. "
"Really?"
"You! Say something about you! When can you think for yourself instead of others? "
I listened to Xu's tone of voice and kissed him gently, pretending as if nothing had happened, and he stood still. I stopped and said, "Not going home?" You want to freeze to death? "
Xu Fangyuan reacted, kept laughing, ran quickly to me, looked at me and said, "Go home!" " "
Xu Fangyuan took my hand and said, "Go home!"
Xu was driving and I was sitting in the co-pilot. Xu looked at me, and I looked at Xu and smiled. Xu asked me what I was laughing at, and I asked Xu what I was laughing at. At this moment, we seem to be in love. Xu Fangyuan said with a smile: "I think we are on our honeymoon!" I smiled and looked out of the window and said, "We are not married yet!" " "Xu said," let's get the license now. "
"What?" I thought I heard wrong.
"Get a certificate and get a marriage certificate."
"Are you crazy? Now people don't go to work. "
"Yes, you see I forgot when I was excited. Get carried away! "
"Silly!"
"Moon, thank you for your promise."
"For what?"
"I don't beg your forgiveness, but I hope you can be happy."
"Let bygones be bygones, don't mention it again."
We fell silent. I don't know how long it took. Xu said, "Moon, is it really your first time to come to Blue Harbor?"
I nodded and said, "When I was in college, I saw pictures of the blue harbor in English textbooks. I fell in love with this name at once, perhaps because its name is full of mystery, which makes me think that the blue harbor is in Shenzhen and by the sea. From then on, I remembered the word blue harbor.
At that time, the internet was not as developed as it is now. I don't like surfing the internet, and I didn't check where the blue harbor is. Who knows, it is in Beijing, in the city where I live. You granted me a small wish. "
"If you like it here, we will come here often in the future."
I shook my head and smiled and said, "Forget it, I've seen its true face. The real appearance is so different from the blue harbor in my heart. I still keep the original beauty in my heart. "
"Don't you think? Sometimes I am too familiar with it, but I don't have the mystery and fantasy in my mind. "
Xu Fangyuan looked at me without speaking, took my hand and shook it, as if to comfort me.
"Where do you want to go in the future, you can tell me directly and I will accompany you."
I nodded gently and said, "I may not go anywhere for three years."
"Why?"
"I won't leave him until he is three years old and take him out to play."
"What you said here, this trip did not include me!"
"You must be very busy at that time. I can't hold you back and hinder your career development."
"You are too sensible and considerate. The more you do this, the more I lose confidence in myself, and the more I feel I can't catch you. Many times, I hope you, like other girls, have a little heart for me and pay some attention. I don't ask much, I just hope to feel love and closeness from you. "
"I see what you mean."
By the time they got to Xu's house, Xu's parents were already asleep. This is the first time I really set foot in Xu Yu's house. I still feel a little strange and uncomfortable in my heart.
Xu took me to the second floor. He took me to his room. Xu Fangyuan poured me a cup of hot water and asked me to sit down and talk. Xu's bedroom has a large French window, two meters wide and more than two meters high, just a square. There are two curtains on the windowsill, and the outside is European-style cloth, which blocks the sun and the light well. The second layer is gauze curtain, white and soft.
As soon as I entered the bedroom, I looked up and saw a picture hanging on the wall opposite the bedside. This painting is one meter high and half a meter wide. I walked into the picture and thought of someone.
Xu Fangyuan stood by my side and I turned to look at him. He smiled and said, "Surprised?"
Seeing that I was silent, Xu Fangyuan said, "Sorry, I hung up your painting without your permission." I'm not afraid of your jokes. When I see this painting, I think of you, our beautiful days, spring flowers, blue sky and white clouds. I don't know why I see you, so I naturally think of these. "
Xu Fangyuan stood in front of this painting and stared at it for a long time, as if the people in it were more tasteful than themselves. This painting is also one of my favorite works by Xu. My eyes are hazy, confused, sad and hopeful, half pure and half mysterious, hiding unspeakable secrets. A strand of hair blew to the bridge of the nose and floated to one eye. The indescribable artistic conception makes people think.
Xu Fangyuan looked at the painting affectionately, and his heart was mixed. "I have only exhibited this painting once. It was first seen by a rich businessman. As soon as he entered the studio, he didn't look at other paintings. He just wanted this painting. The price he gave has exceeded the estimated price. I made it clear to him that I wouldn't sell it even if he paid a sky-high price. You know, he asked me who the person in the painting was and whether I could see a model in the painting. I asked him what it was, and he said that the people in the painting were so beautiful, and the model herself must be very attractive. I smiled and told him that the man in the painting was my beloved wife. He's not surprised at all. Instead, he smiled and said that he wanted to meet again. I said that my beloved wife was not with me. Every day when he goes to the studio, he will stand in front of this painting for a long time.
Once, he told me that this was the last time he came here to see this painting, and he couldn't come at the same time tomorrow. I asked him why he couldn't come, and he said that he had taken on a new project and would go abroad for half a year. I asked him why he came to see this painting every day. He said that the eyes of the person in the painting are very similar to those of a close relative of his. When you see this painting, you will see his closest relatives.
I felt his sincerity, and drew a small picture and gave it to him free of charge to solve his thoughts. "
"Who is the next of kin?"
"His wife, they are very loving. With the rise of his career, he was busy with his career but neglected his wife, resulting in her terminal illness. He didn't know his illness until the last month of his death. However, everything is too late. Although he has a lot of money and many industries, he can't save his wife's life. Everyone is equal in the face of illness. "
"This is a sad love story." Let me finally say that although it sounds very touching, I have no sympathy for that gentleman. Why do people always know how to cherish after losing, but never know how to cherish the people in front of them?
Xu Fangyuan poured a glass of red wine and asked, "Do you want red wine?" I shook my head and said, "I'd better drink hot water."
"In order to avoid misunderstanding, I took this painting back, treasured it and hung it in the bedroom. You may not believe it, but this painting has been hanging here since it was completed. I have never led another woman into my bedroom, and I have never let anyone see this painting again. I know what it means to give up what I love. "
"You are excellent, a few blocks away from me, and even your ex-girlfriend is many times better than me. You can choose anyone, but you shouldn't choose me. " I look at the person in the painting as if I worship the person in the painting, as if the person in the painting is another person. "If I can do it all over again, I don't want to see you again." I reached out and touched the person in the painting. The pen in Xu's hand makes the people in the painting vivid and full of profound artistic conception. After reading this painting, I really want to find out the story behind the people in it. I am who I am, and the person in the picture is the person in the picture.
"Are you still blaming me?"
"No, I just feel that fate has played a big joke on me. If I hadn't met you, I might have lived another life, a completely different life from now. Maybe I will get married early, maybe I will never get married. After so much experience, I have already opened my heart to love. How can I put it? Love is dispensable. It is not a necessity, but a condiment. I really don't know what use that thin paper has except to give the child an aboveboard identity. "
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