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The classic fable of love philosophy
There is a couple, the man is very weak, and everything he does is to let his girlfriend try first. Once my girlfriend was very dissatisfied with this. When they returned from the sea, the hurricane destroyed the boat. Fortunately, my girlfriend caught a board and saved their lives. The girlfriend asked her boyfriend, "Are you afraid?" My boyfriend took a fruit knife out of his arms and said, I'm scared, but if a shark comes, I'll use it to deal with it. "Girlfriend just shake head wry smile. Soon, a cargo ship found them. Just as they were ecstatic, a group of sharks appeared. The girlfriend shouted, "Let's swim hard together and we'll be fine!"! "My boyfriend suddenly pushed his girlfriend into the sea, swam to the freighter with a wooden board and shouted," I'll try first this time! "My girlfriend was shocked. Looking at her boyfriend's back, I felt desperate. The shark is approaching, but he is not interested in his girlfriend and swims straight to his boyfriend. My boyfriend was bitten by a shark fiercely, and he shouted at his girlfriend like crazy: "I love you!" "My girlfriend was rescued, and everyone on the deck was in silence. The captain sat down beside her and said, "Miss, he is the bravest man I have ever met. We pray for him! " "No, he is a coward. "My girlfriend said coldly." How can you say that? I have been looking at you with a telescope just now, and I clearly saw him push you away and cut your wrist with a knife. Sharks are very sensitive to the smell of blood. If he doesn't do this to buy time, I'm afraid you will never appear on this ship.
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