Looking for a funny cross talk joke

Crosstalk: Super Host

A and B (together): Hello everyone! (Bow)

A: A festival is coming soon. What day is it? Does anyone know?

B: What?

A: What other day could it be? If January 1st is not New Year’s Day, can it still be a square egg?

B: Are you talking about round eggs? Aren’t all eggs round?

A: Stop talking nonsense, I’m talking about New Year’s Day!

B: Okay, let’s get down to business. I heard that CCTV held a party, but the host was really not that good!

A: Isn’t it? As soon as the party started, the host came out and announced (whisperingly): "This is the end of the New Year's Eve party!"

B: Huh? No way? Why did it end before it even started?

A: This is nothing, there will be something more powerful next!

B: What’s wrong?

A: The following program is "Yellow River Cantata". In order to make up for the previous mistakes, the host specially added a line (passionately): "The Yellow River is our mother river! It has a long history and has given birth to Countless Chinese people, please enjoy the chorus (in a drawn-out tone) - "Song of the Yangtze River"!"

B: Looking at this excitement, I can't tell the difference between the Yangtze River and the Yellow River!

A: Another program is the dance "When the Maple Leaves Are Red", and the host comes up again (clasps his hands in front of his chest, speaking melodiously): "Please enjoy the dance - "When the Maple Leaves Are Red" "When Hong Ye went crazy"

B: Where is this going? I'm not crazy about the red leaves, but I'm almost crazy!

A: Next, the host recited the accompanying prose "Huangguoshu Waterfall" (lyrically, B hummed the music): "Today I am going to visit the world-civilized Huangguoshu. At the foot of the mountain, we started to march and turned around Mountain, I was shocked! I saw a rag hanging high on the cliff..." (Interrupted by B)

B: A rag! When did the rag used to clean the table end up halfway up the mountain!

A: Don’t be too busy laughing! There’s even more fun!

B: Huh?

A: The next program is a children's solo performance of "The Girl Picking Mushrooms". The host comes up again (in a clear voice): "Please enjoy the children's solo performance - "The Girl Picking Mushrooms"!"

B: Haha! This little mushroom is really powerful!

A: Next is the flute solo "Raising the Whip and Driving the Horses to Transport Grain", which is about the happy scene of farmers driving horse-drawn carriages to transport grain after a bumper harvest in autumn. The host announced: "Please enjoy the flute performance of the only son - "Raising the Whip to Drive the Horse to Transport the Hooligan"!"

B: Huh? What is this only son? It’s even lucky for a gangster!

A: The last program is the Xinjiang folk song "Lift Your Hijab". The host was very confident this time and spoke calmly (confidently): "Please enjoy the Xinjiang folk song "Lift Your Hijab". "Lift your skull"! (Leading action)"

(B turned to run, but was stopped by A) A: The cross talk hasn't finished yet, why are you running?

B: If I don’t leave, my head will be gone!

A and B (bowing together): Thank you everyone! (Step down)