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Tell me about those who hate classical Chinese.
If you play as a friend, you will be defeated by a guest. Before (ch: and), it miscalculated and needed to be easy to buy, thinking that it could not catch itself. In a word, it is quite easy for guests to ask for a game with you. Just a few minutes later, the guests have already started to act. The game is half done, which is good for thinking, and the wisdom of the guests is left. Unexpectedly, the guest is even more powerful than the thirteen sons in the game. I'm embarrassed to say a word. Later, I was invited to watch the game, and I just sat silently all day.
Nowadays, people who read the books of the ancients are mostly guilty of the mistakes of the ancients; It is also a pleasure to live in the present and say that people are lost. People can't lose everything, but try to put themselves in other's shoes and accept it frankly. Nothing to lose? I can know other people's mistakes, but I can't see mine; I can refer to other people's small mistakes, but I can't see my big ones. I beg for my loss, but I can't afford it. How can I say people?
Both sides of the game are conclusive. Everyone sees a mistake, although those who protect their shortcomings can't hide it. Where reason lies, it is its place and it is not its place. Without Confucius, who can decide the truth of right and wrong? However, the loss of people does not have to be; People who have nothing are not necessarily big losses. And when they laugh at each other, when they have nothing, those who have watched the game will not think about it!
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I am watching chess at my friend's house. A guest lost many times, and I laughed at his miscalculation. I always wanted to change pieces for him, thinking that he could not catch up with himself. After a while, the guest asked to play chess with me, and I looked down on him. Just playing a few pieces, the guests have gained the initiative. At the end of the game, I thought hard, but the guests were more relaxed. Finally, the chess pieces of both sides were calculated, and the guest beat me by thirteen. I am too ashamed to speak. After being invited to watch chess, I just sat and watched silently all day.
People who study now, reading the books of the ancients, often criticize the mistakes of the ancients; Now I get along with people and like to say other people's faults. People can't be without mistakes, but try to exchange places with each other and calmly estimate that you really have no mistakes? I can recognize other people's mistakes, but I can't see my own. I can point out other people's small mistakes, but I can't see my own big ones. I have no time to check my own mistakes. Where can I talk about others?
The level of chess is standard. People can see a mistake, even if they want to maintain the previous mistake, they can't hide it. On the question of rationality, everyone agrees with what he thinks is right, and everyone opposes what he thinks is incorrect. There are no saints like Confucius in the world now. Who can judge true right or wrong? In this case, other people's mistakes are not necessarily gains, and their own mistakes are not necessarily big mistakes, but everyone laughs at each other. When you don't stop, you are not as good as a chess player.
Scholars at that time read the books of the ancients and liked to criticize their mistakes; When actually getting along with others, I like to say that others are not. Who can't make mistakes? Everyone puts themselves in others' shoes and estimates that they have not made any mistakes. We can see other people's mistakes, but we can't see our own. We can point out the small mistakes made by others, but we can't point out the big mistakes made by ourselves. If you really have to spend enough time to review your own shortcomings, how can you have time to talk about others?
2. disgusting classical Chinese composition classical Chinese is a sentence pattern that is completely out of touch with today's life.
Classical Chinese is not only used now, but also in the daily life of ancient people. This is just an ancient written language.
There are two ancient jokes that go like this: Zhao Nanxing's "Laughing Praise" in the Ming Dynasty said: "A scholar bought firewood and said,' Come here with a salary.' The firewood seller understood the word' come here' and took it to the front.
Q:' What's its price?' Because the word' price' is very clear, I said the price. The scholar said,' solid outside and weak inside. More smoke and less fire, please damage.
The firewood seller didn't know what to say, and the lotus went. There is also an old joke that a scholar was stung by a scorpion when he was sleeping at night and called to his wife, "Dear wife, burn a silver lamp quickly, your husband was attacked by a poisonous insect!" " I said it several times, but my wife didn't know what it meant.
The scholar couldn't help it and shouted, "Old woman, turn on the light quickly, the scorpion stung me!" " The wife understands her husband's meaning ... These two jokes can prove that classical Chinese is seriously out of touch with the daily life of ancient people. The ancient people probably spoke just like the TV series Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and most people could understand it.
The teacher gives lectures to students, probably in vernacular, just like we are explaining classical Chinese today. Confucius' The Analects of Confucius kept some oral things.
Since some people also spoke vernacular Chinese in ancient times, why didn't literati write in vernacular Chinese? I think, firstly, they are afraid of wasting paper. In the early days, there was no paper, and the words were engraved on Oracle Bone Inscriptions and bamboo slips and written on cloth and silk, which was very expensive. Of course, the article should be concise.
Second, if you don't write classical Chinese, there will be no culture, and the literati will feel ashamed, so there will be no need for vernacular Chinese. For example, Zhang Dayou of the Tang Dynasty wrote a poem in vernacular, which was later ridiculed.
China's Cultural Revolution began with language. The New Culture Movement and the Language Revolution during the May 4th Movement played an unparalleled role in promoting the ideological modernization of China people.
Hu Shi and others think that "the words in classical Chinese are readable but incomprehensible" and "half-dead words", so there must be living tools to replace the dead or dying tools. Driven by Hu Shi and others, the popularity of vernacular Chinese is vigorous and surprisingly smooth.
China quickly popularized the vernacular, and introduced a large number of western grammatical structures, pinyin letters, Arabic numerals, punctuation marks, mathematical and physical formulas, etc. Finally, China will be in line with the modern society. Without the reform of language and writing, and without introducing new things from the West, how can the classical Chinese in China carry an overwhelming amount of modern information? How can China integrate into the vast torrent of this world? It is certainly a good thing that classical Chinese has been transformed into vernacular Chinese, but after the reform, new problems have emerged: today, each of us should not only spend a lot of energy to learn modern Chinese, but also learn classical Chinese, which is called the essence of China culture and has little practical value.
Chinese is the main course for students. A person has been studying from primary school to university for half his life. However, many people still don't know all the words, can't translate sentences, can't write well, and can't learn all the knowledge ... Alas, this annoying classical Chinese .............. ……PS: Give a +2 if you agree. If you don't agree, just say what you think. Thank you.
3. What are the classic sentences of swearing in classical Chinese? 1. A mouse like you is extremely pitiful.
2. Can swallows know the ambition of swans? 3. Not enough! Your mother went to find that old woman. If I hadn't kept it to fuck you, I would have said that I closed my eyes and took a nap today, and it wouldn't be less than two or three sentences. 5. Angry, dozing off, not just me, why are we talking about this? It's wrong that I didn't lose my mind.
7. What can you do? 8. You are like a classic sentence in my mother's play. I swear in classical Chinese. (1) I always see your socks and your clothes. Second, the son's smile is smelly shit in the sun.
Third, don't tell me that I'm a neat freak. Fourth, your heart is in gutter oil! ! When I meet you, I should read four words: physically disabled and determined.
I want to take a hose, connect one end to the faucet and stick the other end into your mouth. Make you think! Who made Confucius taste good? Wen Qing has been sold, and I believe I am afraid. Although you are not so stupid, you are harmless. Who is so bold that you sold it in the past? It's really a problem. It feels strange to fall into the water! Seven, your IQ is the same as that of your sweet potato mother, and it is endless.
Don't be old, children's home, and the desire for sex is also to find the prosperity of neighbors. Nine, you think the pencil is closed.
There are many pens in prosperity. Ten, jealousy is taboo, people are not dogs, and then ruin their original intention? Eleven, it's less than what I dragged before, 2580 thousand, pose, Yu Sheng? .
12. First of all, it's no use talking too much. Hearing this, the dog knows that I scold it and praise you. Thirteen, don't talk to words, just because you don't know, in people's eyes, I am a very stupid thing with pigs.
Fourteen, see you like to see the side dishes in the market, vegetables in the market, a lot of 50 cents. Fifthly, all functions are enemies of this natural illusion.
I want to see your words, but how can you bury them in your * * *? Hey? I don't know if it's your face, but what is yours? Seventeen, Yu Zhiqing speechless, a "go away". Eighteen, I really don't know, why don't you stay in the light day and night, and then someone reminds me that it's Ming and I want to be a pig at night! Nineteen, if your life has lived on the earth for several years! I want to obey the sky, there are many birds in the forest! The classic sentences of cursing in classical Chinese are like the valleys in the south, which are cooked three times a year and will never be exhausted.
First, there are six people out of ten who hate you. Second, how are you? Third, the numbers are visible. Fourth, let bygones be bygones. Sixth, rotten wood cannot be carved, and the wall of dung cannot be broken! Seven, the sentence of swearing in classical Chinese eight, scorpions can not be taught, rotten wood can not be carved.
Nine, you are a mouse, and you are extremely poor. Classical Chinese curse sentence 10. Can the swallows know the ambition of swans? Eleven, angry, taking a nap, not just me, twelve, what's the point? Thirteen, the situation has not been absent, but also wrong.
14. What can you do? Fifteen, vertical, insufficient, and scheming! Sixteen, mother, sincere mother is not happy for seventeen hours, and it will end badly. Eighteen, Confucius said: What is the future of the initiator? Nineteen, if I hadn't stayed and worked on you, twenty, I closed my eyes and took a nap today, twenty-one, I would have had no less than two or three sentences. 22, inhuman, you don't benefit much! Twenty-three, old deathlessly is a thief. Twenty-four, only villains and women are difficult to raise. Twenty-six, brain damage has no medicine. If you really have the ability, why are more than half of the students involved in the case? Twenty-eight, which makes me very angry.
Twenty-nine, laughing people are missing teeth: the dog hole is wide open, and the mother servant is also! 3 1. What can you do? First, this is heartless, this is heartless, and your body is very light! ? Two. Before I knew Wang, I didn't see the disease of skin covering.
Three. Your mother gave birth to this spoiled beast for rape and contraception.
Who has been looking straight at you for so many years? I'm convinced. Five.
When you were born, you were abandoned three times and taken in twice? Six. I really want to stand on a size 37 shoe and face your size 42 face.
You are a caring, charming and diligent person, and the younger one always serves the people with new ear fish. Old people are science fiction, and old people are the best! Nine.
Dude, why don't you lower the resolution of your face? With Tenuto, your appearance broke people's thinking.
Eleven. When your mother gave birth to a child, she raised twelve children in the womb and didn't have to be abandoned by others.
Don't tell me I'm a neat freak. Thirteen.
I can't stand shit and urine, and neither can you. fourteen
I can't even buckle you against the wall. Fifteen.
Your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart from each other. Sixteen years old.
There is a big plate on these two lips. Seventeen.
Wen ruyi is rich, and Erlang God is the main person. Eighteen.
You cheated, but you got it. Nine times out of ten. People will say, my mother.
Can you treat your father? . Twenty.
People scold you for pretending to be thirteen, but you can return. Well, you're only thirteen. Twenty one.
People scold you, my son said, I fired you. twenty-two
In your mother's belt, others ask, big sister, you monkey count the money to buy it. Twenty three
See if your grandmother doesn't hurt, but my uncle doesn't. Twenty-four
Jian' an people will always be Jian' an people, and they are already in danger. You are also valuable. Twenty-five years old
Please take a reunion trip. Twenty-six
Treat the disease. Keep the change. I'm not a doctor. Twenty seven
Your inner face is longer than your pelvis. Twenty-eight years old
Happy at the same time, and drink urine sugar. Twenty-nine
At the beginning, the public was proud of each other. What's the fun now? Thirty. I jumped on the dog and wagged my tail, knowing why you did the same.
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