Ask 20 13 for all online buzzwords and online buzzwords.

、﹏。 I hate that I waited a long time to hear from you just to say "Oh". Do you think I am telling a story or a joke?

2, you also learn from others Tencent, and call me dear every time you go online. . .

3. Have you ever seen everything others say but never commented?

I'm too lazy to even change the person in my heart.

5. May I kiss you? Woman: No! Man: What did I ask just now? Woman: May I kiss you ... Man: Yes, yes!

6.-: I keep opening and closing QQ group. I turned them off again and again, looking at those who surf the internet, but I couldn't find anyone to chat with.

7. When you are in love, you will be a wife. How many people are responsible? !

8. I just found out that when I can't get through to you, the person who says "I'm sorry" is always moving.

A man who can bend down to help you tie your shoelaces is always better than a man who can only help you undress. #

10, when I get married, I will make a table for my husband's ex-girlfriend and those uncertain women, and then propose a toast one by one.

. 1 1, my future husband. . Don't be so nice to your current object, it's useless! ! !

1 2, you are simply a 4, except 2 or 2, subtracting 2 or 2 is really 2 plus 2, and subtracting 2 has 12, which is twice that of 2!

13, get out when I tell you. I don't know if you will be all right, if you come and hold on a little longer! This is the warmest sentence I have ever seen.

) 14, "-we have a lot to say in the buckle, but we can't say a word when we meet, just like strangers.

15, he said he loved you, but he didn't say he only loved you.

16, ﹌ Don't keep loading, loading and loading, like a trash can. ...

17, do you believe that someone will carefully read every status of you, including every reply below, but don't say a word?

18,-Is there anyone like me who has nothing to do with the computer but doesn't want to turn it off?

19, sorry, I can't see what you want.

20. is there such a person who can come and go with TA for dozens of text messages every day, but he is speechless when he makes a phone call?

2 1,-Most people who change their signatures just want to write a sentence that suits their mood and show it to others.

1. Are you used to shortening your face?

2. People are miniature and their hearts are obscene.

Who is aunt? Her face is wrinkled and cute.

4. They are all Millennium foxes. What serial are you playing?

5. Life lies in stillness. See how many years the tortoise has lived.

6. You think people like you who stand up as if they didn't stand up have already stood up. What reason do I have to sit?

7. Isn't that Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs? This is not a fairy tale, this is a horror movie.

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but between you and me.

9. You are in trouble, you are in trouble.

10. Do you think that four accounts can control the housing supply?

1 1. It's not innocence that beats you, it's no shoes.

12. You have all grown up like this. How dare you compare? ...

13. Your images cleverly avoid these adjectives. They look interesting.

14. Ex-husband, you have a hat on your head ~ ~ ~

15. I finally have a oval face, and it has grown.

16. The beautiful man got my God.

17. Gross. Open the fucking door for nausea. . That's disgusting

18. Little camel. . A scooter. . Radish. .

19. This woman looks very complicated.

20. This woman has a bad temper. .

2 1. Male. . Oh, honey. . Cross dresser; newhalf

22. You are stupid. . Escape also needs money. .

23. When you left, it was just me and the load-bearing wall at home.

24. I'm such a bitch, bitch!

25. I am not bad, except for being handsome, I have no shortcomings! I sometimes feel that I am not very handsome. But one day, I was surrounded by a group of girls. They said I was handsome, but when I denied it, they hit me and called me hypocritical.

26. The most amazing thing about this magic is that Dong Qing is not on the stage, but Liu Qian can do magic.

27. I am on the road to satisfaction.

28. It is better to facilitate people than to facilitate them.

29. You really have good taste!

Don't get emotional, I can't cry.

3 1. Your website, did you leave a mark on the pole?

32. All right, all right, the ugly ones can stay.

33. National standard? You look like a mouse to me.

34. God, that's a potato on a bamboo pole.

35. Little frogs walk the streets and travel green. . .

Cao Yunjin and Liu Yuntian, "Not bad for me."

1, the furthest distance in the world is not between life and death. But I am in the Fifth Ring Road, and you are in the Fifth Ring Road.

2. The young master is never beautiful or handsome. Recently, because of various things, I feel unwell and look a little haggard. I owe this to my young master for many years, and I feel melancholy every time I think about it. It coincides with the fact that the queen mother just sent the finest spicy ingredients to pay tribute to the country. The slave thinks selfishly that the master will be excellent after using it! How about a little thought? Is it garlic to eat dregs?

We women like men with bad looks, but we don't like men with bad looks.

Lu Tao: That's not what I want. Cao Yunjin: What you want is not what I want. Yes!

5, three from: never considerate, never gentle, never considerate; Four virtues: don't say, don't fight, don't scold, don't provoke.

Happiness of Twist FunAge Today 2

1, it's not innocence that beats you, it's no shoes. "

2. People have just studied in Russia, so why not play with diamonds?

When you left, it was just me and the load-bearing wall at home.

Degang Guo and Yu Qian's "Black Sheep"

1, what is GDG? Degang Guo, fight to the end. I hope GDG is happy!

2, your IQ balance is obviously insufficient, find a place to charge!

3, you must count sheep when you sleep, a sheep zzzz.

4. Coal was transported from Pingdingshan, Henan Province to Datong, Shanxi Province.

5. Just now, the two hosts were both good, Li Jun and two girls were both good.

I not only dare to buy a watch, but also dare to wear it. I dare not only wear it, but also show it off. Not only do I dare to show it, but I won't hide it. Not only do I not cover it, but I dare to play.

7. A couplet inscribed by Emperor Qianlong's imperial pen: a drop of wine for the driver and two drops of tears for the relatives.

8. Buy 40 TVs, one TV is tuned to one channel, and one wall is full. Sitting indoors is like sitting in an electric city. New Year's Eve has been transferred to CCTV. (Why? ) There is Degang Guo tonight!

Pan Changjiang and Cai Ming "Jump If You Want"

1, I didn't expect you to be miniature, but your heart is still obscene!

2. How can an old lady like Cixi? You also served Cixi.

Are you used to retiring? Shorten your face. Are you used to it?

4. We are all Millennium foxes. What are you playing with me?

My stage name is Little Gyro. No wonder I want to slap you so much!

6. You dance disgusting. Open the door. Gross.-Gross!