How to reply with funny and humorous replies?

The details are as follows:

If your boyfriend asks you "Are you there?" then you can reply "Sorry, your message failed to be sent, please use a red envelope to activate" if you like If someone asks you "Are you there?" just reply "As long as it's you, I'll be here 24 hours a day." If someone you hate asks you "Are you there?" You can reply "Yes, I am hiding from debts".

The word "humor" first appeared in Qu Yuan's "Nine Chapters Huaisha" in "The warm atmosphere, Kong Jing's humor", but the meaning here is quiet. The "humor" it refers to now is It is the transliteration of the English "Humor" and was first introduced to China in 1924 by Mr. Lin Yutang, a master of Chinese studies. Generally, a person's humor ability is directly proportional to his emotional intelligence. "Humor can be divided into broad and narrow senses. In Western usage, it often includes vulgarity. In the narrow inner sense of a joke, humor is different from sarcasm, ridicule, and ridicule. These three or four styles all contain the element of laughter. However, there are different types of laughter: bitter laughter, wild laughter, light laughter, and silly laughter, and the intention and attitude of laughter are also different. Some are sour and spicy, some are gentle, some are contemptuous, some are sympathetic, some are explanatory words, and some are based on the whole outlook on life and have ideological sustenance.