First grade pinyin joke

A cockroach crawled at my feet, and I couldn't bear to hurt it. Suddenly, I picked it up and put it around your neck. And then I died.

Read each word:

Pinyin: [qiāng][qiāng]

Pinyin: [k not ng]

Purline pinyin: [hé]

Pinyin: [j:]

Pinyin: [xι][ she] [she]

Ji pinyin: [j:]

Pinyin: [cn]

Pinyin: [chǐ]

Pinyin: [dū] [dú]

Pinyin: [].

Pinyin: [chai]

Pinyin: [y:]

Pinyin: [líng]

Pinyin: [diàn]

Pinyin: [máo]

Voice divination: [bρn][bρn]

Pinyin: [qi] [q ǐ]

Li Pinyin: [lǐ] [lí] [luó]

Xuanpinyin: [yuè]

Midge pinyin: [miè]

Pinyin: [chán]