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Funny jokes about May Day travel.

It's 1, May Day, and it's another tourist season. When it comes to traveling, my feeling is: throw yourself into the sea of people and then strive for the upper reaches. During the day, you are submerged in everyone, everyone, and at night, you are submerged in obedience. I see this situation and think that traveling is actually because it is too convenient at home and inconvenient to go out.

2. Although traveling can be distracting, the premise is that you are willing to give up money. Dare to eat prawns in Qingdao, dare to eat big fish in Hainan, and dare to help the old lady fall to the ground in Nanjing. You will never get angry when you are told to fuck off while traveling, and you can confidently say that I am here to play with eggs. Only in this way can you relax your ambition, others will have nothing to worry about, and the final result will be annoying.

3. Many people in tourist attractions cause congestion, which is easy to cause accidents. Today, I heard that Xi 'an Terracotta Warriors and Horses Scenic Area has made the following regulations on the safety of tourists during May Day: one day with one eyelid, two days with double eyelids, and one or two nights. Visitors wearing sunglasses are not allowed to travel according to the intention of covering their eyelids; Men chasing women in China, women chasing men abroad, or single. What are you doing? Overtime!