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Degang Guo's words of imitating Obama's jokes are urgent ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Dear listeners, it's time for our news program.

The news has been changed.

US President Barack Obama recently visited China.

This is the seventh American president who has visited China during his term of office in the past xx years.

Oh,

Obama made a warm speech.

It's

Wow

. Ok

Thank you for giving me a personal applause

This grandson has listened to cross talk a lot

I am very happy to come to China. It's been a riot these days

It's a riot

Fortunately, I'm wearing long-sleeved pants

Hey, why do you say this?

I am happy to meet you from the bottom of my heart. I am very pleased.

Oh,

I am particularly happy. I also went to the Great Wall.

This confirms the old saying of China people.

It is a shame not to reach the Great Wall and not listen to Deyun Society.

What a mess. < New Year's Day comes after Christmas, and Spring Festival comes after New Year's Day. As the saying goes, don't be greedy for children, but it will be the year after the twelfth lunar month.

Oh, dear

By the way, it's really lively. Girls want to spend their children and guns. I hope everyone will have a happy and peaceful Spring Festival, and I don't know what Mr. Hou Yaowen's legacy is like.

I don't care. I want to ask about everything.

Spend the money quickly. Noriko Sakai also had an accident, taking drugs, which made me very sad. She just shouldn't

talk to her man.

If she had followed me, she wouldn't have

never heard of it. Besides, I have a piece of advice for the entertainment circle.

Tell me about this. You must be careful when making endorsements.

You have to do advertising, you can't do more, just do one thing and two things, and ten things and eight things are easy to be caught

Hi, hehe

I heard that the gate of Beijing Deyun Society will be demolished, and the bus will not be allowed to leave, so it is convenient for everyone to park

It's really fine

I think this is very good, very good < I heard that we are going to open a branch in Sanlitun.

I also know that

On behalf of the American Congress, the American Quyi Association of the United States Senate and House of Representatives, I congratulate you.

There is also the Quyi Association.

There is an old American poem that is well said.

Business is booming all over the world, and financial resources are expanding to the Three Rivers.

What a mess <

I won't say anything else.

Stop it.

I had a very good time in China these days, and I ate a lot of delicious food. Now my stomach is very swollen. I hope I can provide something.

What is it?

Fuck you ................... I like this myself, but for the sake of manual work, give it a break!