Funny sentences to describe singles

1. What I hate the most is when people say why the poster gave up treatment? Why he went out without taking medicine, etc., as if the poster’s disease can be cured.

2. Another monkey came to invite me!

3. In the future, when someone says that he will kill me if he refuses to accept it, he must say sorry in a cold voice. I have nothing against killing pigs. interest.

4. I can’t stand my foodie girlfriend anymore. She broke my little walnut bracelet and ate it.

5. I don’t think you are a qualified friend. , you should change your career and be my wife!

6. I think it doesn’t matter whether I buy iphone6 ??or not, just live a happy and simple life! People should not live too vain! From iphone6plus client, 1 minute ago , Room 1, Kidney Transplant Operating Room, 161 People's Liberation Army Hospital, Wuhan City

7. When my font came to such a large space, I felt stupid!

8. To be honest, I I found that it was too slow to upgrade just by signing in. I always reply to posts like this without hesitation. If it becomes popular, you will be in the front row, and you can become familiar with it. Maybe someone with good intentions will become a fan, and you will definitely make money; if it sinks, you will feel that I was the one who caused it, which will give you a sense of accomplishment and gain experience.

9. Boy, come and be a fan!

10. If I were funny, would you love me? Will you love me?

11 , If it weren’t for three times the experience of the client, I wouldn’t bother to reply to the original poster!

12. In fact, many times, I think that joke is not funny at all, but after hearing your ridiculous laughter , it’s hard not to laugh, you are a typical funny person.

13. The barber said to try changing your hair style ~ I said OK! Just change it to an ugly way!

14. I saw you shamelessly brushing up on your experience. , and you are so vulgar. Regarding your crazy and heinous behavior, I really want to say: Don’t leave me behind!

15. After cutting my hair, the barber asked me how it was. After being silent for a while, she said to him: As long as you are happy. . .

16. When a funny girl meets a cute girl, she will walk and jump around!

17. The king asked me to patrol the mountain!

18. My left hand is positive and my right hand is negative What will happen if you hold it with two hands? Your head will light up.

19. I like to be alone. What do you want to express? The school is too lively and I don’t want to go.

20. Just after watching Titanic 3D, when the show was ending, a 2B young man shouted: Let women and children go first!

21. It is easy to sneeze, and it is easy to sneeze continuously. Not easy, and ah and ah and.

22. Fat people have only two ways out, either to get in better shape or to get in better shape.

23. Do you know? I miss you every day and miss you every night. I think about it when I eat, when I sleep, and when I work. I really want to say to you...pay the money back quickly.

24. A girl like you cannot marry. Even if she does, she will put the blame on others.

25. You don’t even know your nephew’s zodiac sign. How did you become a sister!!

26. You are so sunny. Speak humanly. You are so dark. Come here and I won't hit you.

27. Men are actually articles. The more readers they have, the more valuable they are. Of course, I am talking about beautiful female readers like Ma Yili and Yao Di.

28. That night I held you in my arms and told you to wear that thing in your ear. You said it felt good not to wear it. Now is the safe period. It’s okay... But no What should I do if the traffic police catch me wearing a helmet?

29. Damn it, I finally had an erotic dream with my husband, it’s not worth it!!!

30. Look at you That streamlined body, I am burning with desire, I push open your unopened cover, insert the stick I prepared, and absorb your crystal liquid, it's so good! Sprite.

31. People who don’t like me can cause trouble in your heart. I feel really comfortable.

32. Overseas: ideas and talents are king, but domestically: relationships and flattery are the rule. Sentences to describe singles

1. Some are moving, some are beautiful, some are sad, and some are happy. After all, they are all traces of releasing the soul and letting go of the mind. The cold wind brings As the brilliant fireworks fade away, the moon slowly moves westward with the infatuation of the clouds.

2. Every time I want to find someone to accompany me, I find that some people cannot be found, some people should not be found, and some people cannot be found.

3. One of the best things about being single is: there are so many sunny, handsome, rich and gentleman boys who may become my boyfriend.

4. Just because someone doesn’t love you as much as you want, doesn’t mean you’re not loved by others.

5. Keep your mouth shut for the rest of your life. Just to keep some heartache hidden. So I waited, waited for the turning point of life, and waited for the threads of life to merge quietly. Make everything look good even if it is just a scam

6. Face the reality, life is often much more serious than those idol dramas

7. Being single is also a problem an attitude towards life. Being single does not mean rejecting love, but just wanting to live the present moment with all your heart. Even if there is no other person in our life, we can still live a wonderful life.

8. It would be great if I could be as brave as a dandelion. With full of nostalgia, I would follow you to the end of the world and be at peace with the situation.

9. If you learn to wait, you will learn to capture hope and find the road to success; if you learn to wait, the stars in the sky of your soul will twinkle, the flowers of wisdom will be fragrant and brilliant, and the ocean of life will be vast.

10. I know that we will all leave and we will never come back.

11. Mistakes are temporary regrets, while misses are permanent regrets.

12. If you don’t shout the pain, it doesn’t necessarily mean you don’t feel it. The pain is too deep and drowns out all the echoes. Sentences to describe singles looking for a partner

13. Order yourself a mobile phone weather forecast! You need to know what kind of clothes to wear at what temperature. No one will tell you to put on more clothes when it’s cold.

14. Waiting is a kind of expectation. From the time we were born, even from the time we were still embryos, we have carried the expectations of many people, including our parents and relatives, and the expectations of the big family of society. So we slowly grow up while waiting, and it is exactly what everyone expects of us. Only then can you live a healthy and happy life. This seed of expectation is watered in the heart by the sunshine of love, and this kind of waiting is written in the eyes of parents and friends. For this persistent waiting, we accumulate strength, we spread our wings and fly, and we rise bravely after falling in difficulties.

15. Even if the world abandons me, at least I decide whether to be happy or sad, so I say let it go. I know that after the ebb there must be a rise.

16. Being single is painful, and being single for a long time is even more painful. I saw a sow a few days ago, and I thought it was pretty and pretty.

17. Ugly people can’t wait to find someone to make do with, but handsome people still stick to their principles and remain single.

18. If God gives me another chance to meet you, I will definitely turn around and leave.

19. I dance on the tip of the knife. Whether it is heavy or light, the pain spreads from the soles of my feet to my heart.

20. It doesn’t matter if your head is empty, the key is not to get wet.

21. Promise me that when we separate, you will happily forget it and never touch me again.

22. Being single is understanding! Falling in love is a mistake! Breaking up is enlightenment! Getting married is a mistake! Divorce is a great enlightenment!

23. Everything makes me feel that there is not enough happiness in this world.

When you gain happiness, there is always someone in this world who has lost it. You never know that she is looking for it at dawn and waiting alone at dusk.

24. Don’t ask me why I am single, because heaven stipulates that gods cannot have relationships with mortals.

25. A woman must have backbone, either from a relationship to marriage, or from being proudly single. Why should she use her youth to train other people’s husbands and still be so attentive.

26. In my long life, how many small bullets have fallen on me and hit my heart. In those places that have been hurt, thoughts grow.

27. The longer you go, the faster you will go. The longer you are single, the more you forget about love. The longer you are alone, the less lonely you are.

28. I ran all the way, eager to find a face similar to mine in the crowded and hurried crowd. She and I had a similar fate. I can see in her the reference of my own destiny, where to go, and I am no longer so hasty.

29. Like the cat in the alley, I am free but have no destination. It’s the first time I’ve seen someone talk about being single in such a fresh and refined way

Thirty, it’s good to be single, not jealous, not crying, not caring, not afraid of leaving, not afraid of losing, not afraid of being cheated and betrayed, not afraid of being sentimental.

31. If there had not been a thousand years of waiting, there would not have been a brief encounter in this life. Perhaps it would have taken a thousand years of staying together to exchange for a long life together!

32. Remember to put your meal card (cash) in your bag. No one will show up in the canteen on time just after you answer the phone.

33. I never wanted to be single, I just happened to be alone. Sentences to describe yourself as single

1. My heart is desolate and full of mediocrity. I have long become numb to the feeling of holding hands and falling in love. I am indulged in another illusory world and don’t know what I should do. , fatigue, tiredness, indifference, disgust.

2. We are like needles on the surface, constantly turning. As we turn, we watch time fly away, but we are powerless.

3. Why cry out for pain when it is self-inflicted. You can only blame yourself. You have the ability to like others, but you don’t have the ability to make others like you.

4. When you are truly desperate, you are speechless, so silence is a person’s biggest cry.

5. Loneliness is a feeling, but long-term loneliness always makes individuals become more depressed and sensitive, and it is not easy to be happy. I really hope you can become happy, because we have all had it. I’ve experienced heartbreak and failure.

6. It begins in late summer and ends in early autumn. I have spent the whole rainy season loving you, but you are just a traveler who leaves without saying goodbye after the rain has passed.

7. Many people don’t need to see each other again because they are just passing by. There are always times that you will find deeply etched in your memory only after it has passed. Thank you for coming, I'm sorry you have to leave.

8. You are my dream that worries about gains and losses, and I am your dispensable person. After all, the arrows that travel across mountains and rivers pierce those who are extremely passionate.

9. If you don’t love me, don’t be too gentle when you hurt me. Be cruel and never hurt me. I’m afraid I won’t forget you, and I’m even more afraid that I won’t be able to give up.

10. If you like a song, you will play it on repeat. If you fall in love with someone, you will continue to forgive. But when you get tired of listening to the song, you will cut it off. Therefore, when people are tired of loving, they should put it away again and again. And three tolerance.

11. All the smiles are still the burning whiteness of the wind and bones, surprising the compassion of love.

12. Never overestimate your status in the hearts of others, and don’t think too highly of yourself. In fact, you are nothing. There is no more than you, and no less than you.

13. I will go crazy with you on those adventurous dreams; you will accompany me on those ordinary roads, okay?

14. Since you don’t like each other, why bother being together in the first place? It’s a waste of time and feelings.

15. Sometimes, you choose to keep a distance from someone, not because you don’t care, but because you clearly know that he does not belong to you.

16. If you think you have forgotten someone, then you will not be stupid enough to mention her by forgetting.

17. Only when the same pain comes to you will you understand how painful it is. Words of comfort to others are never useful to you.

18. You will never know how deeply you hurt me every time I get close and the moment you hide. If I have accumulated enough disappointment and despair, I will leave.

19. The night is soft and beautiful, and the moon shines on the Chinese Valentine's Day. I hold my cell phone tightly, edit every word, travel through the past in my memory, convey my long-lost friendship, and send back the message that you still love me.

20. I never surrender. Even if I fall like this and no one comes to help me, I will still stand up beautifully.

21. Don’t force your way into a world that you can’t enter. It will make it difficult for others and wrong yourself.

22. Is there such a person that you have said you want to give up countless times, but in the end you still can’t let go.

23. I can survive all the suffering. I no longer want you to come back. I think I can take care of myself alone. I am willing to wait for you to come back. I also want to wait for you. Come back, but maybe I won’t want you that much after I get used to being alone.

24. We hope that separation is a prelude to getting together, but we don’t know that if we leave, we will never see each other again.

25. No matter how good the chain is, it can't tie up a dog that loves to run away. If a person wants to leave, he will be begging for even one more word. When will you understand that he just doesn't love you that much?

26. Don’t buy useless things no matter how cheap they are; don’t rely on people you don’t love no matter how lonely they are.

27. Don’t forget to promise yourself what you want to do, and don’t forget to promise yourself where you want to go, no matter how difficult it is or how far it is.

28. Stop asking me if we broke up. Let me clarify again. The fact is that I am widowed, okay?

29. The most regrettable thing in life is to give up easily what should not be given up and stubbornly persist in what should not be persisted.

30. Memory is like water poured into the palm of your hand. No matter whether you spread it out or hold it tightly, it will eventually flow cleanly from your fingers.

31. At that time, we had dreams about literature, about love, and about traveling around the world. Nowadays, when we drink late at night, the clinking of glasses makes the sound of broken dreams.

32. Helpless feelings, touching longings, pictures of a haggard life, gentle scenery, hide a person’s sadness, grievances, concerns about life, and final encouragement.

33. I don’t need any weaknesses, and I don’t need any armor. I can live a better life by being alone.

34. Love really requires courage to believe that we will be together! As long as you have a look of affirmation, my love is meaningful.

35. There is such a kind of sadness in this world, which is that for a person, you want to love, but cannot love, and want to forget, but cannot forget.

36. I thought that I could turn a blind eye to some things. There are some feelings that I can keep in my heart. Some people I can turn a blind eye to. There are some lives that I can care nothing about. I can be careless about some words.

37. If one day you say that I have changed and no longer love you. It’s not that I don’t love you anymore, it’s that I have given all my love to you. Because you don’t care and don’t cherish me, it makes me love you so hard, so tired, and so exhausted.

38. Sometimes when I walk on the street and look at the old man holding hands, I feel very envious.

39. You think that the worst thing in life is losing the person you love most; in fact, the worst thing is that you lose yourself because you love someone too much.

40. Love is really short-lived, like fireworks is the most beautiful and true metaphor. It only roars into the sky for a moment, then becomes a habit, and finally becomes family love. The painful feeling after falling out of love is because of you. You can't change a habit, you can't refuse the most primitive family affection.

41. I am always in love with you for three minutes, but I have loved you for so long. I am always forgetful and forgetful, but I remember you so clearly.

42. When the last note sounds, my thoughts are forced to put a rest, and no matter how beautiful the sentence is, I have to write an end. However, this does not herald the end, but represents another sad continuation.

43. Maybe love is not nostalgia or enthusiasm, but the years, which have become a part of life over time. Funny single quotes, single funny classic quotes

1. Happy Valentine’s Day, it’s so ironic to tell a single person

2. A woman must have backbone, or fall in love and get married. Or proudly single. Why use your youth to train other people's husbands?

3. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but when you spend Chinese Valentine's Day with your lover, I sing Qixi alone at home.

4. I remember that a few years ago, single people were said to be noble. Why have they turned into dogs in recent years?

5. I heard that my friend is going to pinch me tonight. Crumble any chocolate from the supermarket.

6. A woman must have backbone. She must either fall in love until marriage, play for fun and not take it seriously, or remain proud and single. Why use your youth to train other people's husbands?

7. Looking for a woman: A certain woman is elegant, gentle and beautiful, smart and kind, and will always stay in my heart. If anyone knows his whereabouts, please contact me immediately. I would like to send you a rose as a reward!

8.． Showing affection is not that easy, single dogs also have their own tempers.

9. This morning, I watched the sun alone. I admired the sun because I couldn’t spend Chinese Valentine’s Day with the moon.

10. Did you see the couple kissing on the Magpie Bridge? That's who we are tonight!

11. There is a kind of singleness called "It's better to be single than to be too much", and there is a kind of singleness that is just waiting for someone.

12. In November, please be nice to me. Okay, happy Singles' Day!

13. Do you want a dog at home? The single one!

14. On such a cold day, a single dog may be upgraded to barking and breaking ice.

15. I work hard to fill my days, but Chinese Valentine's Day reminds me how lonely I am

16. Those who can win in a fight with their girlfriends end up single.

17. The boat of friendship capsizes at every turn, and the giant ship of love sinks at every turn. Only the single boat remains standing.

18. Just give me a call on Valentine’s Day and I will be by your side immediately.

19. Being single is actually very painful. Even when I saw a boar a few days ago, I thought it was very handsome...

20. Someone asked me, this Valentine's Day How are you going to live? Nonsense, of course laugh it off!

21. The bachelor career of so many years is finally over, and the new year of bachelor career will begin tomorrow.

22. If a person has been single for a long time and sheds tears inadvertently and quietly, what will happen in front of everyone?

23. This summer I am no longer single, please call me hot dog. A complete collection of funny quotes.

24. Everyone says I'm single, haha, it's really funny, aren't we all the same, are you twins?

25. On Chinese Valentine's Day, if any of my friends show affection, I will take a screenshot. If the person you marry is not that person in the future, I will stuff the photo into a red envelope and give it to you!

26. Dogs would have died long ago by your age, so you should be a single turtle.

27. When I was a kid, I thought those Chinese festivals were just excuses for eating dumplings. Later, I thought those foreign festivals were just excuses for renting a house.

28. In fact, it’s good to be single, and you don’t need to explain yourself to anyone you’re ambiguous with.

29. The current Double Eleven is a triple blow to singles: forget it if you are single, forget it if you don’t have money to buy, but a festival that is clearly tailor-made for you has become a shopping trip for couples. Festival.

30. On Chinese Valentine's Day, I rent it out at a low price and sell it at a cheap price! Please make a reservation in advance if necessary!

31. The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, Xu Xian and the White Snake, and Dong Yong and the Seven Fairies tell us a truth: Showing affection will lead to punishment from God.

32. We agreed to be single together, but you secretly flirted with the cat.

33. Valentine’s Day is not scary. What’s scary is that the person who spends it with you is not the same person every year.

34. Diaosi: Can you stay with me on Singles Day this year?

35. As a single dog, static electricity only bothers me in winter.

36. Stop being single all the time. Based on your age, you should be a single turtle, based on your body shape, you should be a single pig, and based on your IQ, you should be a single silly roe deer.

37. All scary things seem to have three words, such as Huangquan Road, morgue, vampire, hell, aunt, mother-in-law. Picking up soap, girlfriend, Singles’ Day, single dog

38. After military training, you are no longer a single dog, but an outstanding military dog.

39. On Chinese Valentine's Day, lovers will eventually get married, but those without lovers will suffer forever.

40. People who say long live singles will still remain silent when they see couples.

41. It’s not easy to be the younger brother of a single guy. You have to be both a younger brother and older brother. When necessary, you have to be your boyfriend. Of course, most of the time, you’re still your grandson.

42. Leave the number keys with your initials. If they are the same, let’s make a pair for Chinese Valentine’s Day.

43. I have just received the Jade Emperor’s decree: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl slipped and fell off the Magpie Bridge due to excessive excitement. Therefore, the Chinese Valentine’s Day is cancelled. Please inform your single friends~~~

44.. Like the cat in the old alley, I am free but have no destination. This is the first time I heard someone talk about being single in such a fresh and refined way

45. The group of singles can be further subdivided, such as: loyal, dedicated but A single Tibetan mastiff with a bad temper that leads to singleness; a single golden retriever who dyes his hair yellow after killing Matt and has no partner; a single Labrador who is too honest and obedient and has no personality and sometimes wilts and smashes furniture; is too clingy and old. There are single Alaskans who are accompanied by others; there are also a large group of huskies who are overly lively and often make mistakes that no one wants. This group has the most single huskies.

46. All the young couples in the school are looking forward to the start of school, but we, the single ones, are the only ones looking forward to the school not starting! We are lonely @

47. When you are young, you should walk around. If you walk around more, you will find that the whole world is full of lovers, and you are the only one single.

48. Just a quick calculation, this year’s Chinese Valentine’s Day will have to be spent alone again

49. How many infatuated hearts are in the wind and rain, and how many tears are shining in the night sky. Infatuation is originally a feeling of love, and when we meet, we smile and fall into dreams.

50. Single aristocrats are the most capital-crazy because we are single.

51. If you are used to being single, it will be difficult to like someone.

52. Asking what Valentine's Day is in this world would make people torture singles to death.

53. It’s a holiday. It’s the Chinese Valentine’s Day. Let’s celebrate China’s Valentine’s Day. Let’s celebrate our Valentine’s Day. I miss you so much. Where should we celebrate?

54. Do you like raising dogs? Like it! I have a dog at home, and my parents dislike it, so I want to give it to you to raise. OK? Well, what dog? I'm a single dog.

55. Either fall in love and get married, have fun, don’t take it seriously, or be noble and single.

56. At 7:07 on July 7, I will put 10,000 vows in a machine gun Shooting at you, you fell in a pool of blood, covered with Cupid's eggs!

57. The ruthless time and space separate you and me, but I still miss you. See you in Qiqi!

58. Tomorrow is Chinese Valentine’s Day. Just now I went downstairs to finish shopping. The boss asked me: “Sir, are you buying flowers?” “What are you buying flowers for?” “Buying flowers for your girlfriend?” "Oh, how many flowers can I buy to give to my girlfriend?" Then, the boss took the flowers back silently. . .

59. On Chinese Valentine’s Day, no one holds my hand, so I just keep it in my pocket

60. My dear, have a great time on Singles’ Day! !

61. After being single for a long time, I feel that I can look pretty even when looking at dogs. I can even unscrew a fire hydrant, not to mention unscrewing a bottle cap.

62. I have always forgotten to say that I am happy to be single in my life alone!

63. If the love is not deep, sooner or later we will break up; if the love is not true, I would rather be single... .....

64. I am single and I save condoms for the country.

65. Tenderness is like water, good times are like dreams, can you bear to look at the Magpie Bridge on your way back? If the love lasts for a long time, how can it last day and night?

66. A true warrior dares to look at a beautiful girl and faces the bleak single life.

67. Being single is not a disease, but a style.

68. Stop saying you are single. At your age, dogs will die of old age.

69. A single boy is called a single dog. Is there any way to describe a single girl? A young man who has been single for 20 years replied: Goubuli.

70. Chinese Valentine’s Day is coming soon. Single friends, hurry to the supermarket and quietly put a note into each box of chocolates: Let’s break up!

71. The moon under the sea is the moon in the sky, and the person in front of me turns out to be a single dog.

72. Among a group of students, there is always a god-like single who can answer all love questions.

73. I will keep the single you gave me forever.

74. On Chinese Valentine's Day, single friends should go out in groups on the street. When they see a couple, they should walk through the middle, and they should stay together until they are separated.

75. When I was a child, I was called a turtle grandson by my grandma, and called a brat by my mom. When I grew up, I was called a single dog by others, which is the history of a person's life.

76. Low prices on Chinese Valentine's Day, cheap sales!

77. After breaking up. Don't tell anyone. I thought you would change your mind one day. But you couldn’t wait to announce it. You are single.

78. Every single man is an angel sent by God to protect the earth. If they had not stayed single nobly and not married and had children, the world would have been crowded with humans. They used their pure souls to make a deal with God in exchange for peace in this world. Please cherish them!

79. Don't ask me again if I'm single. It's against the laws of heaven for us gods to fall in love with mortals! Damn it, can single dogs evolve into Roaring Dogs now?

80. I’ll teach you the most effective way to get out of a single relationship and become my wife.

81. This year, you celebrate your Qixi Festival, and I drink my Qixi!

82. Funny Chinese Valentine’s Day quotes: You celebrate your Chinese Valentine’s Day, and I’ll drink mine!

83. If the meeting between the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl requires the help of the Magpie Bridge, then our meeting only requires a phone call. My dear, let’s meet tonight!

84. We always celebrate Valentine’s Day in the West, why is it our own Valentine’s Day? Can we spend this perfect day together? I'm waiting for you!

85. You may say long live single, but when you see two people, you will still remain silent.

86. Dear everyone, on Valentine's Day, please come here and sign in quickly. If you don't sign in quickly, you will be deemed to be having sex.

There are two types of diaosi on 87 and 11.11. Those who don’t have a girlfriend are happy Singles’ Day, and those who have girlfriends are happy Single Kidney’s Day.

88. I want to hire two children on Chinese Valentine's Day. When I meet a boy, I will call him dad. When I meet a girl, I will call her mom. If a pair is separated, they will be a pair.

89. People must have backbone, either fall in love and get married, or play for fun and not take it seriously, or be proud and single

90. On this Chinese Valentine’s Day this year, don’t ask me again How to live. I wanted to skip, skip, and muddle along, but I still cowardly admitted that I was only sad.

91. Looking back, time has changed many things, but it cannot change the fact that I am single.

92. I spend Chinese Valentine’s Day alone, I spend Valentine’s Day alone, I spend Christmas alone, and if I have the ability, let me spend the exam alone!

93. For Valentine’s Day, if anyone has a daughter, I can borrow one, and they will have one older and one younger next year!

94. If you are single, you can pay 50 yuan for three months.

95. Don’t post chocolate and flower gifts on Chinese Valentine’s Day. Post your boyfriends and see if they are the same. of.

96. I was in a car accident and my waist was sprained. The driver was you. My waist was hit by emotions! Hehe, I love you!

97. The other person refused your dog food and kicked over your dog bowl.

98. Some people say that the second half-price advertisement hurt singles. That is your singles’ business. We singles can only eat two.

99. The streets are full of couples, singles are the most attractive.

100. Double 11 is coming soon. I recommend some good songs "Breakup", "Happy Breakup", "Good-hearted Breakup", "Breakup is not a big deal", "Peaceful Breakup", "Say Breakup after Dawn" and "Love to the End" It’s a breakup”, “Shouldn’t break up with you”, “Choose to break up”, “Say breakup with tears”, “Say breakup when happy”, “Breakup strongly”, “Say breakup with a smile”, “Painless breakup”, “Breakup with the whole world”, “Breakup with you” She broke up" and "Can't break up with you".