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What are the magic powers of Chinese characters?

Question 1: What are the magic words: broken, dirty, repaired, finished, well done, can you do it, how to do it, not to do it, etc. And it's more interesting to come, do and watch.

Question 2: What's magical about Chinese characters? 1. hieroglyphics of Chinese characters. Such as mountains and rocks. Second, the sound and shape of Chinese characters. For example, the relationship between the words next to the moon and body parts.

Third, the understanding of Chinese characters. Such as burial, people are buried underground when they are dead, and grass grows on the top of the grave.

Question 3: The magical and interesting combination of Chinese characters.

1, numerous: three people are numerous, which means more.

2. The third soil is (yáo) mountain height.

3, Miao: Sanshui is Miao (mi ǐ o), describing the water as big.

4, drinking cattle as a model bēn), the same as "running".

5. Flame: The three kinds of fire are flame, spark and flame.

6, thunder: three stones are thunder, describing many stones.

7, crystal: three days for crystal, bright.

8. Xun: Three straight lines are Xun (chù), tall and straight.

9, products: three mouths are products, articles. Funny China homophonic joke.

Peking University said: I am from Peking University.

Tianjin University said: I am older.

Shanghai University said: I went to college.

Xiamen University said: I am afraid!

General Li Zongren said: I am a benevolent man!

General fu said to him: I am just!

General Zuo Quan said: I have this right!

General Huo Qubing said: I am sick! ! ! ! !

10, Sen: Three trees are forests, which means there are many trees.

"Bi" said to "North": A couple, why divorce! .

The "minister" said to the "giant": My area is the same as yours, but I have three rooms and two halls.

Jing said to Pin: Didn't you decorate your house?

Lu said to Chang: Compared with you, my house is a fence.

"Zi" said to "Mu": Did your company lay off staff?

"Qian" said to "Sun": It's sunny, why not wear a straw hat?

"Bing" said to "Qiu": Look how cruel the war is, and both legs are blown up!

"Zhan" said to "Dian": Did you buy a car?

"Tian" said to "Yue": It's time to lose weight.

Man said to Cong: Why haven't you had the separation operation yet?

"Inch" said to "Guo": Grandpa, did you buy a recliner?

"You" said to "A": Is it tiring to practice one finger meditation like this?

Mu said to Shu: If you have a mole on your face, consider yourself a beautiful woman.

Question 4: What is the content of the poem Magic Way? Guess what, dear children:

Some words in the world are extremely magical.

As long as you make friends with them,

Your life will be very beautiful.

If you knock down a little girl in the street,

She will cry loudly at once.

As long as you say those magical words in her ear,

The little girl will get up from the ground with a smile.

If you run into someone in a public place,

You try to say these magical words;

The uncles will immediately answer: hey! It's okay, it's okay.

Aunties will immediately answer: Oh! It's okay, it's okay.

You don't believe it, you don't believe it? Kids,

Look, your eyes are full of doubt.

In fact, they are common words,

They are: please, thank you, sorry.

If you talk with a lovely smile,

Then people will become very close! !

Please, please, please!

Thank you, thank you,

Sorry, right-no-get up! !

Question 5: What are the magic powers of men? During this time, we traveled around the kingdom of Chinese characters together, studied comprehensively, felt the fun and magic of Chinese characters, learned about the culture of Chinese characters, learned about the long history and magic of Chinese characters, and Chinese characters are the treasures of our country! I know that Oracle Bone Inscriptions was first discovered by Wang during the period of Yin Shang and Guangxu of Qing Dynasty. Bian Xiao was very popular in the Qin Dynasty. Chinese character

Question 6: What are the magic words like "big"? Forbearance: A knife in my heart. Love: the rise and fall of the word pervert.

Question 7: What are the wonderful examples of Chinese characters? "Say to" money ":son. If you put on a doctor's hat, you will be worth a hundred times.

The "ruler" said to "do": Sister, the results have come out. You are pregnant with twins.

The minister said to the giant: the same area as you. I have three rooms and two halls.

Jing said to Pin: Didn't you decorate your house?

Lu said to Chang: Compared with you, my house is a fence.

"Zi" said to "Mu": Did your company lay off staff?

"Qian" said to "Sun": It's sunny, why not wear a straw hat?

"Man" said to "Man": Unlike you young people, you can hardly walk without crutches.

"Do" says to "Do": Balance is the last word!

"Bing" said to "Qiu": You see how cruel the war is, and both legs are blown off!

"Zhan" said to "Dian": Did you buy a car?

"Dan" said to "Dan": timid, but also hire bodyguards?

"Da" said to "Tai": It's actually very simple to do hernia surgery.

"Tian" said to "Yue": It's time to lose weight.

Man said to Cong: Why haven't you had the separation operation yet?

"Earth" said to "Ugly": Don't think that wearing a shawl will look good, but it is still old-fashioned in the bones.

"Inch" said to "Guo": Grandpa, did you buy a recliner?

"You" said to "A": Is it tiring to practice one finger meditation like this?

Mu said to Shu: If you have a mole on your face, consider yourself a beautiful woman.

The fork said to you: When did you get your face fixed? What is the mole on your face?