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The most wonderful coach in the Water Margin was cut in half by the enemy general in order to show his prestige. Who is he?

In the Water Margin, there is a familiar title-800,000 imperial coach. It sounds as if the 800,000 imperial coach is a big official, but in fact he is just a dummy post with no real power, which is probably equivalent to the battalion commander in the current army. His main job is naturally to train soldiers.

Speaking of 800,000 imperial coaches, everyone must think of Lin Chong first. This title is simply tailored for Lin Chong. But Lin Chong's martial arts are no matter how high. As the head coach of the 800,000 imperial army, he had to grovel before Gao Qiu. There is also Shi Jin's master Wang Jin, who is also the coach of the 800,000 imperial army; Including Wang Jin's father Wang Sheng, who is also the coach of the 800,000 imperial army; Then came Zhou Ang and Moon, both of whom were eight hundred thousand imperial coaches.

The next eight hundred thousand imperial coaches are the jokes of the whole novel. Yes, I want to talk about Wang Wenbin. Do you remember? Next, let's take a look.

When Wang Wenbin appeared, Shi Naian introduced him like this: "The imperial court sent 800,000 imperial guns and social coaches to practice in Zhengzhou. His surname is Wang, with a double name. This person is both civil and military and full of respect. " Listen to this tone, seems to be in praise of Wang Wenbin, both civil and military, are full of respect, such a person, how also won't be underwhelming lot. But after what Wang Wenbin did, we fully understood what "death" really was.

Words Wang Wenbin was ordered to escort coat to sung river barracks. At that time, it was the last stage of Song Jiang's confrontation with Liao General Wu. The Liangshan army was blocked by the Taiyi mixed sky array under Wu, and Song Jiang and others were helpless. Wang Wenbin said, laughing at Liangshan incompetence. So, in order to show off his skill, he led troops to attack Taiyi's mixed array, but the result was embarrassing. Let's see how the novel is written:

Wang Wenbin thought, "If I don't show my skills here, where can I show my skills again?" He jumped out with a gun, didn't talk to Fan Guan (Quli Chuqing), but suddenly got on the horse. Wang Wenbin put down his gun and repeatedly greeted him with a knife. After less than twenty battles, the generals turned around and left. When Wang Wenbin saw this scene, he shot his horse and left straight away. It turned out that Fan would not lose, so he had to sell a flaw to prevent him from coming. Fan turned to cover the knife, looked at it, turned his back, cut his shoulder and chest in two, and died under the horse.

Wang Wenbin, who is both civil and military, can never break the plan of fraud and defeat. Is it because he is not good at martial arts or lacks practical experience? Later QuLi out of the qing dynasty, was captured by Zhu Tong. Zhu Tong's martial arts should be considered second-rate, slightly above the standard, so Quli's clearance should be second-rate or second-rate, below the standard. And Wang Wenbin lost to QuLi, which is probably a third-rate standard. How can such a person say that he is both civil and military and is respected by Manchu?