Jokes suitable for school activities

In chemistry class, the teacher explained the relationship between solvent and solute: "A certain solvent can only dissolve a certain solute. For example, if you eat a bowl of rice, eat another bowl, and the third bowl is full, can you still eat? "

A student asked, "Is there anything to eat?"

2 chemistry class

In a chemistry class in high school, the teacher copied the book "Natural Relationship between Metal Elements and Periodic Table of Elements" on the blackboard, but the teacher accidentally didn't write the word "quality" on the blackboard. As a result, the words "the sexual relationship between metal elements and the periodic table of elements" on the blackboard were so big that everyone fainted, especially a girl in the front row who smiled at the table for half a class.