Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - Write a diary

Write a diary

Summer Sun

In the morning, the sun rises slowly over the east, and the earth is covered in red. The gorgeous clouds bear the light and glow with color. The morning sun shines its rays on the lake. The breeze picks up, and the small waves jump, stirring up the lake full of broken gold.

At noon, the sun is no longer as gentle as in the morning. It shines dazzling light onto the earth. The weeds fell asleep helplessly in the heat, and the flowers lowered their heads feebly. The wind is like a fan coming from a stove. It is hot and blows on the body, burning people.

In the evening, the sun condensed its dazzling light and turned into a golden disc. The red light spread on the lake, and a few pink clouds floated gracefully, glowing magnificently. When it shines on the lake, it becomes golden; when it shines on the green trees, the green trees look even greener.

The sunset gave its last ray of afterglow and passed away with a smile. However, tomorrow morning, a red sun will rise from the horizon again!

Making dumplings

Today, our family is making dumplings. I jumped up and down with joy.

I started making dumplings. Seeing my parents making dumplings, I was a little unconvinced. I walked over and said to my mother, "Mom, can I make them?" My mother said, "Can you do that?"

I said: "Why not?" Just like that, my parents and I made dumplings.

I picked up the dumpling wrapper, put the stuffing inside, and squeezed it with my hands. Oh, the wrapper broke. My mother said, "Can't you do it?"

I'm embarrassed. Said: "I am a fighting hero - a warrior with colorful colors."

After hearing this sentence, everyone gradually started laughing, and I started laughing too.

Well, making dumplings is not easy. It seems that there is knowledge in small housework and should not be taken lightly.

Bringing a younger sister to me for the first time

My younger sister is only three years old. She is very naughty and always behaves like a young lady. Sometimes even the parents can’t do anything about it.

Today, I went to my grandma’s house. As soon as I got home, I saw my sister playing on the sofa in the living room, and I didn't pay much attention. But when I take a closer look, eh? Why is my sister playing with my notebook? I was furious and ready to snatch it back. But I thought about it again. My sister is young and ignorant. As a sister, I should treat her well. So, I stopped paying attention to her.

At this time, grandma came over and said that she was going to the market to buy vegetables and asked me to play with my sister at home. I patted my chest and said, "Don't worry, grandma!" After grandma left, I asked my sister what she wanted to play with, and she said she wanted to play with dolls. My sister and I went to pick up some dolls. I dressed up the dolls first. Seeing that my sister was still struggling, I went over to help her. But my sister wouldn't let me, so I snatched the doll away, fearing to waste precious time. However, my sister started crying loudly, and I had no choice but to return the doll to her. But, who knew, she would beat me after she turned into a rag doll.

When I went home after taking my sister with me today, I thought about it and realized that I had treated my parents this way before. So I decided that I would not treat my parents like my sister in the future.

I am a computer fan

I am a computer fan. I play games online almost every Saturday. Of course, I also often check information online, studying and playing games. error.

Because I love the Internet, I made many jokes. For example: One day, I was surfing the Internet at home, and before I knew it, it was time for dinner. My mother asked me to go to dinner, and I just said "Oh "After a while, my mother asked me to eat again, and I still said "Oh". Finally everyone had finished eating, and I felt hungry, so I asked casually: "Mom, do you have food? "My mother said: "Everyone has finished eating!" Only then did I know what my mother had just asked me to do.

There are also benefits to using the Internet. For example: one day the teacher asked us to look for information about changes in our hometown. I looked through all the books, but I just couldn’t find the information. I was anxious and didn’t know what to do. At this moment, In my haste, I came up with a good idea - to search for information online. I turned on my computer, checked on the Internet, and found it in a short time. It was like "you can't find it anywhere even if you break through iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it."

Now, I have another QQ pet online. I won’t say more, I have to feed it. Goodbye!

Picking fruits

Yesterday afternoon, my grandma drove her motorcycle back to her hometown in Longdu to clean up the house while we were not paying attention. I haven’t come back for lunch today. The weather was already very cold, and it was drizzling outside. We were very worried about grandma being frozen, so we decided to drive to pick her up.

As soon as I entered the village, I saw patches of green guava. The second aunt asked, "Are there any guavas now?" "Yes!" Mom said. I asked: "Second aunt, do you want to eat it?" Second aunt said: "Yes, and we have to pick it ourselves, okay?" We all said, "Okay!" When we arrived at grandma's house, we asked if there was anything we could help with. Grandma said: "No, I have already done everything." "Then let's go buy guavas quickly." We said in unison. Grandma said, "Then let me talk to the guava grower." As soon as grandma and aunt finished speaking, we ran over quickly and said to aunt, "We want to go to the field to pick it ourselves." Auntie said, "Okay, I'll take it. Just put it in a bucket." Then, we went to the guava garden with my aunt. The aunt opened the door and said, "There is a lot of moss inside, so be careful."

You can see it as soon as you enter the guava garden. We saw guava trees, which were full of many big and round fruits, as if they were saying to us: "Want to try it? It's delicious! It's sour and sweet." Looking at these guavas, , my mouth watered, and I wanted to take a bite of it first. We picked them separately, sometimes picking here, sometimes picking there. After a while, I picked a lot. At this time, because the ground was slippery, I accidentally fell and it hurt so much. Later we went to our aunt’s house to weigh the fruit and asked my mother to pay for it. Then we went home.

When we got home, my mother took a few guavas, cleaned them and cut them into small pieces, and then gave them to us to eat. We ate them with gusto. Although I was covered in mud and my hands were as cold as ice, I was very happy. Next time if I have a chance, I will pick the fruit myself.

Looking for spring

Humming a little tune, running on the grass, and throwing myself into the embrace of nature. This is me who is looking for spring.

Sitting on the grass with bare feet. Xiaocao has already stuck out his head and caressed my feet, as gentle and kind as a mother. My whole body felt itchy and very comfortable. Little Beilei was whispering on the branch. Under the breeze, the little flower next to me nodded slightly to me, as if she had put on a new set of clothes to celebrate the New Year with us.

I came to the river, and the willow tree girl was no exception. Mother-in-law Chunfeng was also combing its long and thin hair. The willow girl danced with joy, and the birds on the branches also sang the beautiful song to accompany the willow girl. What do you think this willow tree looks like? Like jasper, no, it’s too old-fashioned; it looks like emerald, no, it’s too tacky. It is a kind of fascinating, but indescribable greenery. It is fascinating; it is intoxicating; it is fascinating! I am intoxicated in this scenery...

I walked to the field and saw farmers sowing seedlings. There are green wheat fields and green wheat seedlings. I can’t help but think of the smiling faces of farmers in autumn, which are all the result of spring. I can’t help but sigh: Without spring, how can there be autumn? It means: If we don’t sow seeds in spring, how can we have the fruitful autumn? of fruits. Friends, do you think so?

Outside the window, in the sky, several wild geese flew past. They were arranged in a herringbone formation, as if to say: "Hardworking people love spring!" The scenery of spring is far away. It's more than that.

The spirit of spring is hidden by the lake, and the love of spring is hidden in the fields. I will grab Miss Chun’s braid and go to the world with her!

Look at the sea

Listen Dad said that the sea is boundless and there is no end in sight. My curiosity makes me want to see it very much. After asking my father over and over again, my father finally agreed to take me to see the long-awaited sea on Sunday.

Is the sea exactly what dad said? With questions in my mind, I got into my father's car and drove slowly towards the seaside.

About half an hour later, we arrived at the beach.

I stood on the beach and looked up into the distance, and saw a red sun gradually setting. Suddenly the rays of rays of light reflected the sea and the entire sky. The tide began to rise, the waves kept coming, and the calm sea became rough. The sea seemed to be angry, like a pair of huge hands, roaring and slapping the sea surface, rolling up rows of waves, like thousands of horses galloping, rushing onto the beach with lightning speed, and the beach was swallowed up by the sea water in an instant. I was so frightened that I quickly retreated to the shore.

Looking at the boundless sea, I suddenly understood why the writer compared the broad mind of mankind to the sea. That is because the mind of the sea is indeed so broad.

The sea is so beautiful, I love the sea.

Cute silkworm babies

This week, my father bought me two large silkworms and six small silkworms. I feel like I have found a treasure, and my heart is filled with joy.

I observed them carefully: It turned out that the silkworm's body was divided into six or seven segments, and there were small black spots like stars on both sides of each segment. At the front is its head, with small star-like eyes and a small brown mouth. There are six or seven pairs of small feet under the body. The feet are covered with downy hair and can stick to walls and leaves.

Their food can be said to be the simplest and most common, which is fresh mulberry leaves. Unlike other animals that have to eat big fish and meat all day long.

Silkworm babies eat non-stop all day long. You will definitely say that they are greedy, but I always feel that they are saving energy for making cocoons and spinning silk.

A few days later, I found a big silkworm motionless, as if dead. There was also a black line on the body. I thought it was dead, and it was as anxious as an ant on heat - spinning around. But my father said that it would not die, so I held on to a glimmer of hope that it would "live". I observed it for a few more days and found that it moved. The yellow "clothes" all over its body fell off and put on a "big white robe". Only then did I wake up and said, "Okay, you! You are so cunning! How dare you pretend to be dead to deceive me."

The history of sericulture in our country has a long history, and our country was the first to raise sericulture. country, because our ancestors discovered that silkworms could spin silk, so they raised silkworms and made full use of them to benefit mankind, making silk into gorgeous and noble clothes.

Ah, silkworms who work silently, your spirit of not asking for anything in return, isn’t it the ideal state that human beings pursue?

I learned how to stir-fry beef with satay

During my golden childhood, I have left behind many memories of the past, which are as countless as the stars in the sky. One of the brightest stars is the time I learned how to stir-fry beef with satay. To this day, I still remember it vividly.

That day, my parents were not at home. By noon, my stomach was playing "Empty City". I remembered there was some beef left in the refrigerator and rice in the kitchen, so I decided to cook it myself. But for a "little princess" like me, it is simply more difficult than reaching the sky. But I believe: Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as there are people who are willing.

I know how to cook, but after a while I led the rice to a dead end - the rice cooker. And what about fried beef? I know nothing about it! I had no choice but to call my mother's phone number and ask her for advice.

I first sliced ??the beef, then mixed it evenly with a little cooking oil, loose meat powder, sand tea, MSG, soy sauce and other seasonings. After marinating for 10 minutes, I turned on the hot pot. After that, when I poured the cooking oil into the pot, it was too little. I didn't know it at the time, but when I started stir-frying over high heat, I realized that there was less oil and the beef was burnt. I had to fry another plate. This time, I learned the lesson from last time and poured a little more oil, which gave me peace of mind. But when I was frying the meat, I accidentally burned it and got a big blister on my hand. This time, I started to back off. But I also think that where there is a will, there is a way. Besides, I couldn't waste beef and gas, so I continued to fry meat. Finally, the meat is finally fried. I tasted it, it was delicious, I made it!

Since then, no matter what I do, I can’t help but think of this experience. Especially what my mother said to me later: "Looking at flowers is easy, but embroidering is difficult. Only by learning with an open mind can you succeed.

Fishing

Today, my parents and I went fishing at the fishing ground.

We first went to the seaside ferry to take a sea boat. The boat left shortly after boarding. The cool sea breeze was blowing in the face, and the seagulls were flying around on the sea. Seeing this, I really wanted to become a seagull and fly to the fishing ground. Soon, we landed. The family walked to the fishing ground.

We walked to the river, and my mother took out the bait and put it on the hook. After a while, the red dots started to rise and fall. The ground started to move, but it stopped moving after a while. I pulled up and saw that the bait was eaten by the fish, but the fish did not take the bait. Dad also had a "bad record" and let the fish run away again. Put the bait on and put it into the lake. This time, my mother put more bait. After a while, I not only saw the red dot moving up and down, but also saw the fish spitting bubbles while eating. I accidentally forgot about the danger and took a bite. Go down. "Hooked!" "I shouted when I saw the red dot sinking, and hurriedly pulled it up. Unfortunately, the fish was too heavy and I pulled it away. I was so angry that I picked up the fishing rod without bait and rowed around in the river. I lifted it up and took a look. I caught it. I caught a shrimp fry. I hung the shrimp fry on the fishhook. At this time, my father shouted from the side: "Booked!" Hooked! "Dad pulled up the fishing rod, and mother put the fish into the fish basket, but accidentally let the fish jump into the river. Our family was so angry that there was a fish spirit in the river!

We Don't be discouraged and continue fishing. I put down the fishhook, and the fish in the river were rushing to eat the shrimps. I took the opportunity to pull the fishing rod and kill two birds with one stone - my mother carefully caught two fish. Put the fish into the fish basket. In the end we caught 11 fish!

I am so happy today!

Washing the dishes

Have eaten today! After breakfast, my parents went to work, and I was the only one doing my homework at home. Suddenly, I saw some bowls in the sink. I thought: "Mom goes to work, or I can help my mother wash it!" ”

I picked up the rag, put some water in the sink, added a little detergent, picked up the bowl, and washed it from the inside out. When I washed the first one, I didn’t wash it. I was careful not to drop the bowl. When I was washing the second one, I was afraid that I would drop it again. Fortunately, I didn't drop it. I washed it the first time. Pour out the dishwashing liquid, replace it with clean water, and continue washing. I washed the dishes and put them in the sterilizer. I was so excited to see how clean they were.

I thought: Mom has to cook when she comes back from work. How hard it is! I will help my mother do more things in the future.

Choose Spring Festival Couplets

This morning, I Braving the biting cold wind, my father came to our store and said, "New Year is coming. You can go to the nearby place that sells Spring Festival couplets to choose them. "I felt very strange. My father usually chooses the Spring Festival couplets in person. How come I choose the Spring Festival couplets now? I thought about it, maybe my father is testing my talents. I can't let my father down.

I walked to a place selling Spring Festival couplets nearby. The Spring Festival couplets there were in various formats, including horizontal and vertical couplets. They were so diverse that each one had its own meaning. I counted carefully. How many Spring Festival couplets were there, and then I started to choose the Spring Festival couplets for the toilet, because I hope the toilet is always clean, and I often remind my family to pay attention to hygiene when going to the toilet. I chose the one for the kitchen. There is a reason why I chose this picture, because I have Emperor Siming in my kitchen, and we hope that generations of descendants can have prosperous wealth and prosperity. I chose the picture "Changchun Yongle" for my own room, because I hope that I can have it every day. Grow up happily. I chose a pair of vertical couplets for the door: "The home will always be safe, and the people who live in the beautiful house will always be prosperous." The meaning of this pair of vertical couplets is that living in this house will always be safe and prosperous. After a long time, I finally selected the Spring Festival couplets. My father said that some of the Spring Festival couplets I chose were not appropriate and he hoped that I would continue to work hard.

I am so happy today and hope that my father will continue to ask me to choose Spring Festival couplets next year.

Dad taught me how to save.

In life and study, there have been many people who taught me how to study and live. .

My mother taught me how to cook, and my teacher taught me how to be a good person. Among them, the one who impressed me most was my dad, because he taught me the true meaning of saving.

One day, my father said to me: "Chuangbiao, do you only know the idiom 'accumulate a little and make a lot'? Knowledge is accumulated bit by bit. Money is also accumulated bit by bit. When my father first came into this world, he saved as much as he earned. He told me the benefits of saving, and I wanted to save, so he said, "Dad, can you help me open an account to save." Money?" Dad readily agreed.

So, from that day on, I had the concept of "savings". Unexpectedly, this savings gave me a lot of inspiration, which I will benefit from throughout my life.

Ten days, twenty days, one month, time passed like this. When I went to make a deposit again, ah! Unknowingly, I have accumulated a lot of money, which is a huge sum for me! At this time, my father said: "Chuangbiao, what truth have you learned from saving?" I looked at a loss and asked in confusion: "What's the truth? It's just about saving money!"

Dad said sincerely: "You are wrong. People have been saving and accumulating all their lives. If you accumulate a little money, you can do great things; if you accumulate a little knowledge, you can become a learned person; if you accumulate a lot of life experience, you can become a learned person. Less money can make more money, so saving is a big thing and a good thing."

Dad's words showed his good intentions in letting me save. Not simply asking me to save money, but teaching me how to save, saving knowledge and experience. I thought: Yes, people save all their lives, it can help you gain more, and it can help you overcome the stumbling blocks in life.

This "savings" will benefit me throughout my life.

Washing the dishes for the first time

One day, my mother was sick and asked me to help wash the dishes. I was worried and thought: I have only known how to serve dishes and eat, but I have never washed the dishes. How can I wash them well?

I thought again: If the dishes are not washed well, my mother will be angry. When my sister saw my frown, she covered her mouth with both hands and whispered into my ear: "Don't be afraid. If you don't know how, I'll teach you!" I mustered up the courage and thought: OK! I must wash the dishes.

I got a basin of water and put the bowl in to wash. Unexpectedly, I washed it three times, but it still couldn't be cleaned. It always felt sticky to the touch. My sister touched the water and said, "Don't bother, cold water can't wash away the greasy stuff, you have to use hot water." I looked at the basin and smiled sheepishly. I changed the basin of hot water. At first, I just turned the rag twice in the bowl and thought it was washed. My sister touched the bowl and said, "No, there's still oil, so I have to wash it hard!" I muttered unhappily, "Why do you have to be so serious? You can do it carelessly. No matter how clean you wash it, you still have to use it at night!"

My sister tapped my forehead with her hand and said: "Little lazy boy, let me teach you! Soak the bowl in water, grab the handle of the bowl with your left hand, hold the rag with your right hand, and wrap the edge of the bowl , turn it while washing. In this way, the inside and outside of the bowl will be clean!" My sister said as she washed one for me to see. I followed my sister's instructions and sure enough, the bowl was washed. Then I washed the second one, and the third one... The more I washed, the cleaner and cleaner I became, and the happier I became.

Finally, my sister said: "We need to dry the bowls and wipe the table clean!" My sister is really good, so you have to listen to her. I filled another basin of water, wiped the bowls one by one, and wiped the table.

Looking at the dishes I washed, each one was bright, I was so happy! I didn’t expect that there is so much knowledge and so much fun in washing dishes!

I learned to ride a bicycle

Ever since I saw my mother riding a bicycle so well, I secretly said in my heart: I must learn to ride a bicycle, and I can learn to ride a bicycle even better than my mother. good.

A few days ago, my mother bought a bicycle for me to practice on. At first, I didn't know anything. The next day, my grandfather helped me for a while, but after he let me go, I still couldn’t ride. I practiced and practiced slowly by myself. Slowly, I gradually learned to ride.

On the afternoon of the third day, I "charged" myself with courage, stepped on one foot, and then another, and succeeded! Then, I learned how to act like an adult, slowly at first, then quickly...

I learned it! yeah! It's just that the front of the car was a little unstable, which caused me to fall down today. But I'm also happy because I learned to ride a bike!