Who can tell me the funny classic lines in Sichuan dialect "Tong Pak Hu Dian Qiu Xiang"?

The following are some classic lines in Sichuan dialect "Tang Bohu Dianchouxiang":

1. Tang Bohu: Hey, isn't this Mrs. Hua? Long time no see, you have become more absolutely beautiful!

Mrs. Hua: Gee, Tang Bohu, you are really getting more and more stylish!

2. Mrs Hua: Chou-heung, do you think Tang Bohu is very handsome?

Chou-heung: I think he is a little sissy.

Tang Bohu: Sister Chou-heung, I gave up the whole forest for you!

Chou-heung: Then you'd better look for that forest first!

Tang Bohu: Chou-heung, do you believe in love at first sight?

Chou-heung: I believe it was love at first sight, that is, you never left me once you met me.

Tang Bohu: Sister Chou-heung, can you lend me some money?

Chou-heung: Why borrow money?

Tang Bohu: I'm going to complain to Dali Temple. It's so sad to tell you.

6. Mrs Hua: Tang Bohu, do you like Chou-heung?

Tang Bohu: Do you like it? She is my goddess! I've been chasing her for so many years just to let her know that I'm not just a fan.

7. Chou-heung: Oh, I can't stand you, Tang Bohu.

Tang Bohu: What's the matter, Chou-heung? Am I not as good as those three useless scholars?

I hope the above classic lines can bring you happiness and joy!