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My girlfriend says I'm so tired. How can I reply to her?

1. Give your girlfriend a red envelope

When your girlfriend complains that she is tired from work, she is actually asking you for comfort. You can give her a red envelope directly. The first red envelope reads "buy delicious food for the baby"; The second one buys a small skirt for the baby; The third one is to buy lipstick for the baby … a few more (the amount is not too big).

if you don't want to give a red envelope, just send a message when your girlfriend says she is tired: wait for me, and I'll be right there. For example, my girlfriend will give her a midnight snack if she doesn't add it. When she is waiting for the bus, she will drive or take a taxi to pick her up. When her girlfriend is on her way home, she will cook a meal or cheer for takeout and wait for her to come back and eat together. Nothing can't be solved together.

2. Funny reply

In fact, many boys don't understand that my girlfriend and girl say that I am so tired, but it doesn't mean that she doesn't want to work and wants you to support her. Her subtext is that she is depressed and needs comfort. At this time, what boys need to do is not to let her have a good rest, but to say something funny to reply to her with high emotional intelligence, such as:

A, female: I am so tired from work!

M: What a stupid job! It makes a delicate little fairy so tired. Call 11!

female: ha ha ha, you are really good at talking.

B, female: I'm so tired from work today!

m: my shoulders are always open for you! If you are tired, you can make an appointment in advance to take a nap!

female: ok, you need to make an appointment!

man: if it's you, come over anytime!

C. W: Hey, I'm really tired!

m: if you really feel tired, don't go to work. Although my conditions are not good, I can afford to raise your pig.

female: I want to die. Who are you calling a pig? Hit you! Laugh and you'll forget your fatigue.