Ask to tell a joke in class

1. Meet someone who is too proud: Who says I have no money? Wait a minute, I'll look again.

2, the light is not good, I met my girlfriend, but fortunately I brought a mask: Brother, calm down, don't hurt me, I will give you all the money, here are several thousand yuan, my boyfriend just gave it to me yesterday.

3. Meet a groupie: Wow! Big brother! The way you hold a knife is absolutely cool, so handsome!

4. Meet Sister Furong: Are you glass? When you meet a beautiful woman, you will know that you want money.

5. Meet someone who is too rich: Boss, how can you rob me? Find someone else. We have too much money for you to rob. You rob others for a few days at most, and rob me for more than ten years!

6. Meet the stockholders: I stopped searching, all in the stock market, and came back at 6000.

7. I met a lawyer who practiced martial arts: you didn't rob with a knife. As you are now, if I hurt you, I will bear civil liability. If only you had a knife, killing you was self-defense.

8. Meet more unlucky people: Hey! You are late. I just got robbed once.

9. Meet the police: First time? Look at you shaking. Take it easy. Today is my first time on duty, and I'm a little nervous.

10, Meet the most unexpected person: Son, how did you put on my pair of nylon stockings and make two holes? I just bought it yesterday.

1 1. Meet someone who is too nagging: What did you say? Don't worry, take your time. Robbery? Who robbed you? Do you want me to call the police for you? I don't have my cell phone, or I'll call the police for you. I know you have no money, but my wife just searched my money. Actually, my wife is a robber, too. Why don't I make a public phone call for you?

12, I met a man who just came out of the plastic surgery room: You robbed me like this? Even without a mask, it's still so loud. If the police come and see my face covered with gauze, they will think that I am robbing you.

13, see the creditor: Boy, I made a promise to you. I don't mind you robbing other people's money. Isn't robbing me a waste? I want to charge interest.

14, meet a tougher person: don't run, take off those leather shoes on my feet.

15. I robbed a bank and met a very serious staff member: "Big Sister"? Who is your sister? Don't make friends blindly, please line up, or stand one meter away.

16, met Jia: Your mother called you home for dinner!

17, met a thief: Dude, we are in the same trade. You are a manual worker and I am a mental worker. Now my knowledge has really depreciated. I haven't opened it yet.

18, meet Liu Xiang: If you run faster than me, don't do this.

19, meet Liu Qian: Now look, do you still have the money in your pocket?

20. Meet Yao Ming: The money is in my coat pocket. Help yourself. Is it not high enough? Why not bring a small bench?