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A thousand words, three-character classics, disciples' rules and hundreds of surnames make up a humorous joke! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

The door of a thousand bamboos, the home of ten thousand rolls!

The door is as short as a thousand bamboos, and parents keep it in thousands of books!

The door is short of thousands of bamboos, and the home is long!

It happened in the Ming Dynasty.

In Shuiximen Street, Nanjing, there is a tofu mill. The owner's surname is Xie, a native of Shandong, in his fifties. Only one wife, no children, no women.

One day, the old couple were both sick. No one pushes the mill, and business can't be done. A bitter said to his wife:

"You see, there is a daughter who has a half-life experience. I am in my fifties and have no children. What can I do in the future? If you are not angry, raise one! "

This matter is not angry.

When Lao Xie was 55 years old, he got a white and fat son. Needless to say, the old couple are happy. Love this child as much as you love the apple in your eyes. Time flies, and I will be six years old in a flash. The child is very clever. He reads when he sees others, and reads letters when he sees others. But one thing, the child can't talk. Lao Xie was very annoyed, thinking: Don't push if you don't have children, and you will be dumb if you have a son.

On this day, Lao Xie asked someone to help him calculate the tofu account. As usual, the children came to see it endlessly. A bitter was in a hurry and gave the child a mouth. Bang!

"What are you looking at?"

The child was in a hurry and spoke:

"I see people writing."

Listen to the old solution; Strange, strange, the child spoke.

"Well, good! You like reading, I'll buy you books and send you to school! "

As soon as I was happy, I forgot to pay the bill, picked up two tofu buckets and left. How come? Send children to school and sell tofu. On the way, I bought three books, namely Saint Amethyst, Qian Wen Zi and Hundred Family Names. Went straight to the study. The teacher in the study is surnamed Luo. Arriving at the door of Teacher Luo's house, Lao Xie shouted to open the door for fear of delaying business. He shouted and called:

"Tofu teacher, tofu teacher ..."

The teacher listened: Why, I became a tofu teacher. When I opened the door, it was an old solution.

"Old solution, I lack your tofu money?"

"No, I sent my children to school."

As soon as the teacher saw that the child was handsome and smart, he took care of it.

"Well, come in!"

A bitter took the tofu bucket to the yard and put it down, and went into the study. The teacher said:

"What's the name of the child?"

"Call it dumb."

"People are called dumb?"

"He can't speak, but he is called dumb."

"This is not an input! Can the dumb read? Take it away quickly. " After all, there was no school for the deaf at that time.

"He can talk now." "good! Let me ask. What's your name? "

"My father didn't read the book and didn't give a name."

As soon as the teacher heard it, the child was not dumb, but it made sense to speak. He was happy: "I'll give you a name, Jie Jin, and the large name is Hong Kui."

The old street was beside him and said, "Sir, don't let the child relax!" "

"What ah, you go your way! At the end of the month, you send two cranes to repair money. " "Sir, we are poor and can't afford so much tuition." "Then, I will teach for nothing." The teacher still really likes the child and is willing to teach for nothing. "That can't call you white teacher. This child studies with you all day, and I will give you two pieces of tofu. "

As soon as the teacher heard this, I changed my teaching to tofu: "You, don't make trouble here. I want nothing. If you come to see me, you will have everything. " Laojie left happily.

The teacher called the child, "Jie Jin, come here and I'll write you a book."

The first book says "Hundred Family Names". The teacher said; "On the last three trips, Qian Sun, Zheng Wang, Chu Wei, and Zhang. Read it! "

Jie Jin said, "Give me three trips, and I won't look." "Then take two trips!" "I don't watch it twice." "Travel? ! ""I don't want to go once. " "Then don't go to school and go home!" "Teacher, why do you let me go to school here?" "yes! If you refuse to learn only eight words in one trip, can you say that you are still in the first half? " "no! Teacher, you give too little, so I'll read more. "

The teacher listens; I have been teaching for many years, and I have never met too few. "Small, right. I'll give you four trips. " "I won't read it four times." "Then the first half, eight trips!" "I don't read half an article." "What about you?" The teacher is a little puzzled. "I won't see it until you give me the last one." "A book? Where do you have to go back in the future? " At that time, learning was reading, reciting and typing. After reading it, I didn't talk, but I typed if I couldn't recite it.

The teacher was afraid that the child didn't know, and he also reminded him directly. The child said, "I can't recite it. If the teacher hits me, I don't complain. " "Well, give you a book! Come here: Qian Sun Zhao Li, Wu Zhou Zheng Wang ... Situ Sikong, a hundred families have the last name. Read it. "

The man said, why so soon? No, I'm reciting a copy of Hundred Family Names here, and everyone is asleep.

The child picked up the book and went back to his desk. He put the book on the table, but he didn't read it At that time, the child was studying and his upper body was shaking. This is called "being busy with his health and forgetting his tiredness". What happened at that time? I didn't know how to speak when I was studying, and I kept reciting it. When I read it. When the upper body is still, eyes are fixed on the book, and when reading, they don't listen. ....