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Seeking ghost stories and cold jokes
A student pointed to B and asked the teacher discontentedly, "Why do I have to hand in my homework every day, while B only hands it in once a month?" ! "
The teacher helped her eyes and smiled gently: "Because the instant noodles you eat are Nissin, and B eats all around (weeks)! ! "
2. Abnormal landlord: I really want to go to Korea. then ...
Violent reply: die over there …
3. Landlord: Ma Yili gave birth to a daughter. Because she is nine years older than the article, her daughter's nickname is "Jiu-Er".
Reply: Wu Bai's father is so miserable that …
4, are we learning chemical drip, or can we distinguish the taste of drip fear and detergent? tnnd in the canteen uses drip fear!
5, forum landlord: I bought a new manor, how scared you-I drove around for two and a half hours! ! !
Forum sofa: well, I used to have such a broken car ~
6. A man was starving in the desert when he found the magic lamp.
Magic lamp: "
I can only give you one wish. Hurry up, I'm in a hurry. "
Man: "I want a wife.
……"
"The magic lamp immediately conjured up a beautiful woman, and then said disdainfully:"
I am hungry and greedy for beauty! Pathetic! "Say that finish and disappeared.
Man: "... cake."
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