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Two-part allegorical saying that good flowers are stuck in cow dung
Xiehouyu:
Good flowers in cow dung? Waste; gratifying
Explanation:
1. Flowers are brighter.
2. The flowers are polluted
3. The flowers were smoked to death
4. Flowers die alone
The flower was trampled to death by the cow.
There are so-called flowers inserted in cow dung. There should be several results. * * * Divided into three categories and six projects. First of all, if the flower is female, there are three situations in which the cow dung is soaked. 1. Fresh cow dung, 2. Semi-fresh cow dung and 3. Dried cow dung There are naturally three kinds of results, which will be discussed in detail below. But if this flower is male and this pile of cow dung is female, there are usually only two situations: 1. Break up, and 2. Do not break up. (This is not nonsense! Anyway, in the final analysis, these two results. Finally, if flowers and cow dung are of the same sex, there is generally only one judgment result? Break up, why? We'll talk later.
Let's talk about the first case, the flower is a woman and the cow dung is a man. This is the most popular version that we used to say that flowers are inserted in cow dung. There is nothing new, except insults and malicious attacks, that is, well-meaning jokes and jealousy.
If this watery flower is inserted into a pile of fresh cow dung, people's comments will always sneer at this man's lucky enough to enjoy such a moist and stunning beauty. That kind of feeling, similar to a beggar covered in lice holding a fashionable and enchanting woman, is equally strange. On second thought, although this ugly man with a beautiful girl is a bit shocking, it is at least an adolescent turmoil, and it is no big deal. At most, it belongs to the wrong family Lai hamachi swan meat, no one can hinder anyone. That's the blessing of ugly men and the eyes of beautiful women. It is so unique.
However, if this enviable flower is inserted in a pile of semi-fresh cow dung, it is equivalent to a beautiful woman sitting next to a middle-aged man. Moreover, this kind of man never has the youthful beauty and temperament of working body, but some middle-aged men often waste time and vicissitudes. However, what makes everyone suspicious and suspicious is probably how much money this person has in order to turn such a beautiful scenery into a unique resource. Love of beauty is better than money? Almighty? Hate, because of the infinite charm of this money, such people and such things have been shrouded in a despicable color.
In the last case, it should be that the cow dung has dried up and cracked, and the nourishing ingredients have long since disappeared. Winter can only be used as a raw material for heating, and there is a foul smell in the room. Men are older and women are younger. Apart from loving money, we seldom use more words to define such stories. Therefore, behind the love of many celebrities, in addition to a peeping eye, I am afraid that more is a malicious smile and the expectation of ugly results. This is not a simple metaphor. Lai Binchi doesn't eat swan meat. It's just how long this flower can grow on cow dung. Is it because after the cow dung disappeared, she found the foundation and nutrients to grow on the ground?
The reason may lie in why men like a bubble of cow dung. Love money and love color? It seems that she has been defined as an ugly girl, and there is nothing to talk about. ) in order to satisfy the most primitive human desire for victory? This is not impossible. ? Is it dark when you close your eyes? Adu has been singing loudly. What is the world like after closing your eyes? I'm afraid it should be the same scenery except that it's dark and opaque. If this woman thinks that she relies on a first-class handsome guy and pushes her luck and doesn't want to go in, then after a little enthusiasm and brain-burning chips return to normal operation, the result is just a silent ending? Break up.
I'm afraid the advantage of this girl is that she can't help being moved by it. That is the sweet milk that every man needs to suck on the softest sponge in his heart. Yeah, a handsome man? Flowers? To describe this man, it must be exquisite, and it is simply unbearable to let such a beautiful woman appear in the hall and kitchen at the same time. If you want to catch such a big fish in your hand, it is estimated that the best way is to influence him with diligent hands and considerate heart, just like melting lard with a bowl of hot water, so that he can become a rhyme floating around you, and you can know the hot feeling through your body temperature.
The last category, gay flowers and cow dung. The final result, I don't want to say more, at least under the condition of China's thinking, the possibility of ending is far greater than integration. Homosexuality, whether it's flowers or cow dung, is used for habit. Normal? People who observe the world with their minds don't care too much, so such love is relatively undisturbed without sunshine. Flowers can bloom under the nourishment of cow dung, and cow dung can also have higher eyeball efficiency because of the blooming of flowers. However, flowers can also be burned by the high nutritional value of cow dung, just as cow dung is never the same flower. Eventually, cow dung will dry up and flowers will wither.
More related allegorical sayings:
Buffalo treading on the pulp? hasty
Buffalo stepped on the mud (d? Ng puddle)
Buffalo hair? Complete
Buffalo eat water chestnut (bi? Qi)? I don't know what I'm eating when I eat-I don't understand when I read.
Buffalo eat live crabs? Power has no place.
Buffalo wars? Intrigue against each other
The life of a buffalo? Suffer humiliation in order to perform an important task.
Buffalo crossing the river? Start showing your talents.
Buffalo meets camel? We're still half short.
Buffalo catching fleas? Being strong can't do it.
Buffalo walked into the herd? One head is missing.
Say cattle and horses lay eggs? Full of jokes
Kill a cow with a knife? Make unnecessary moves
Sun monkey fights the devil? Hit you with a horn
Horned bamboo shoots? customized
Tang Sanzang meets Niu Wangmo? Tongue stump
Natural bezoar? dear
Iron cow? Can't move the force (plow). Sometimes it means lack of strength. Sometimes it means there is nothing you can or can't do. )
Iron cow's ass? Cann't push
Cast iron cow? Can't plow
Rabbits as cattle ambassadors? a chaotic state
Rabbits are chasing cows and setting traps? Something is wrong; a chaotic state
Psoriasis on the leg? Is not teachable
Is it acne? It's too late to regret; It's too late to regret
Warm beef? standard time
Dwelling? Rest in bed
Snails for dinner? unexpected guest
Sleep in a snail's shell that is difficult to turn over.
Snails climb grape vines? Just want to have high taste.
Snail race? Crawl slowly
Snails walk? unhurried
No cows and dogs pulling carts? Make do with it
No cows lead horses to plow the fields? Use more and use less-use less and use less talents.
Himalayan selling bezoar? Tall and expensive; noble
The blind cow hit the haystack? Touch and eat.
Blind people herd cattle? there is no room for
Flowers in cow dung? Not worthy; mismatch
Xiaodingguo wants to stew the cow's head? What an appetite.
Embroidery mother loves needle and thread, and shepherd loves cattle and sheep? Do one thing and love another.
Ducks eat snails? Eat without knowing its taste; I have no idea what this smells like.
Bison broke into the fire? A life without hair
Two cows tied to a pile? Sooner or later, you will get into trouble.
Two cows tied to a pile? Beyond each other
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