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Who has a joke riddle?

1, how did Lin Daiyu die?

Master's answer: I fell dead! Because: "Sister Lin falls from the sky" ...

Riddle 2: Once upon a time, a man named Cai Xiao was put in prison for one night. What happened afterwards?

The master's answer: rotten.

Puzzle 3: Why do geese fly to the south for the winter?

Master's answer: because it's too tired to walk there!

Riddle 4: Why do foxes often wrestle?

The master's answer: Because the fox is very cunning (his feet are slippery).

Riddle 5: What line do monkeys dislike the most?

The expert replied: parallel lines, because parallel lines don't intersect (banana)!

Riddle 6: If there is a car, the driver is a prince and the passenger is a princess, whose car is it?

The master's answer: "If"! ! !

Riddle 7: The teacher randomly checks the text in class. Piglets, puppies and kittens all raise their hands. Who will the teacher call?

The master replied: puppy-because Wangwang Xianbei (the first time Wangwang)!

Riddle 8, What color is celery dung?

The master replied: yellow, Qin Shihuang (Qin Shihuang)!

Riddle 9, the only difference between you and Superman?

Master's answer: You wear underwear inside. ...

Riddle 10, what else will others know about you if you praise yourself?

The master's answer: Know that you are not stupid. ...

Cold joke riddle 1 1, 4 people are playing mahjong in the house, why did the police come and take away 5 people?

The master replied: Because "Mahjong" is being played. ...

Cold joke riddle 12 Besides fragile things such as glass and porcelain, what else should be handled carefully?

The master replied: Bullshit! !

The little white rabbit skipped to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?" Boss "Oh, sorry, not so much" "I see. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay. The next day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?" Boss: "Sorry, I still haven't." "Well," the little white rabbit walked sadly for the third day. The little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?" The boss said happily, "Yes, yes, we have a hundred buns today! The little white rabbit took out the money: "Great, I'll buy two! " "