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1. So the king of Qin didn't think it was a blow, so he didn't think it was a blow.

So the king of Qin was very unhappy and knocked the tile for the king of Zhao.

This sentence comes from Sima Qian's Biography of Historical Records, Lian Po and Lin Xiangru.

..... When the king of Qin was drinking happily, he said, "I heard privately that Wang Zhao likes music. Please ask Wang Zhao to play the piano! " The prince of Zhao played the harp. Historians of the State of Qin stood up and wrote: "On a certain day, a certain month, the king of Qin and the king of Zhao joined hands to drink and ordered the king of Zhao to play the piano." Lin Xiangru stepped forward and said, "Wang Zhao has heard privately that he is good at playing Qin Le. Please allow me to present a pot to the king of Qin for dinner! " The king of Qin was angry and refused to knock. At this time, Lin Xiangru came forward to offer tiles, and knelt down and asked the king of Qin to knock. The king of Qin refused to hit the tile. Lin Xiangru said, "If the King refuses to knock, I can spill blood from my neck on him within five steps!" The attendants around the king of Qin tried to kill Lin Xiangru with a knife. Lin Xiangru glared at them and shouted at them. They were all scared away. So the king of Qin was very unhappy and knocked the tile for the king of Zhao. Lin Xiangru called the officials of Zhao back and wrote: "On a certain day, a certain month, a certain year, the king of Qin beat the king of Zhao." The ministers of the state of Qin said, "Please use the fifteen cities of Zhao to celebrate the birthday of the king of Qin." Lin Xiangru also said: "Please give Xianyang, the capital of Qin State, to Zhao Wang for his birthday."

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Excerpt from Baidu

2. What is "strike" and what did it represent as a crock in ancient times?

Earth musical instrument

There are only two kinds of native musical instruments in China's Eight Tones, one is Yi and the other is Yi. The hammer is shaped like a small jar or a fire bowl, and it is a rare musical instrument. Lian has a long history. The oldest company discovered so far has been more than 7000 years ago. At first, there was only one mouthpiece and one sound hole, and then it gradually evolved into eight-hole company, ten-hole company and semitone company. Yan's timbre is soft and round, and there is a desolate beauty beyond things.

This is a pottery vessel for holding wine. When you beat it, it becomes music. During the Warring States Period, the kings of Qin and Zhao drank in Mianchi. In order to help drunkards get drunk, the King of Qin asked the Prince of Zhao to knock at the door, for he was afraid of Qiang Qin. The king of Qin had no choice but to knock, but he didn't knock himself. Lin Xiangru, the minister of the prince of Zhao, couldn't stand it. He insisted that the king of Qin knock, and he would try his best if he didn't knock. The king of Qin had no choice but to knock at the door.

What is the "strike" mentioned at the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games? A story about "strike"

In 279 BC, in the name of enhancing the friendship between the two countries, the King of Qin sent an envoy to meet the King of Zhao in Mianchi (now Mianchi County, Henan Province). In fact, he wanted to blackmail the prince of Zhao, who knew that the king of Qin was fragile and worried about a plot against Qin, so he didn't go. However, Lin Xiangru, the counselor, and Lian Po, the general, thought twice, and advocated that the prince of Zhao should go to the meeting. If he didn't go, Qin laughed at him and killed himself. The prince of Zhao thought that the two ministers were right, and decided to meet the king of Qin at Mianchi, and ordered Lin Xiangru to accompany him. General Lian Po arranged heavy troops at the border to prevent accidents. At the banquet, the king of Qin was full of domineering, pretending to be drunk and teasing the king of Zhao by innuendo, saying, "I heard that the king of Zhao is good at playing the harp, and I want to invite him to play a song today to entertain me." The prince of Zhao dared not disobey and managed to play a song. Unexpectedly, the prince of Zhao was trapped, and Qin historians quickly recorded it: on a certain day of a certain month, the king of Qin ordered the king of Zhao to play drums. Lin Xiangru was very angry when he saw this. He walked up to the king of Qin and said, "The king of Zhao heard that the king of Qin was good at fighting, and he won today's meeting. He also asked the king to beat him. " The king of Qin refused, with a firm refusal. Lin Xiangru asked again, "If your majesty doesn't obey, I'm willing to spill blood from my neck on your majesty within these five steps." The king of Qin immediately drew his sword to kill Lin Xiangru. Lin Xiangru deadpan, loudly reprimanded, the crowd was dumbfounded with fear, and the air was extremely tense. In order to alleviate the immediate crisis, the king of Qin had to knock a few hammers. Lin Xiangru immediately ordered the Zhao Historian to write down: On a certain day, a certain month, a certain year, the king of Qin attacked the king of Zhao.

The jar struck by the king of Qin here is the jar in the word kiln, which is the pottery used to hold wine in ancient times. It was used as a musical instrument in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. Chinese characters are hieroglyphics at the earliest, and the formation of the structure of "kiln" has a certain foundation. This leads to our research from a certain aspect. The most primitive cave dwelling is to use ready-made caves, or dig caves, build them with stones, and fire pottery such as "utensils" in them. Until the later Dragon Kilns, Ban Kilns, and even today's inverted flame kilns and tunnel kilns, there was a "cave", which was a firing chamber for firing various products and was made of various refractory materials. The products fired inside are not ancient and simple, but all kinds of exquisite ceramic products.

musical instrument

Earth musical instrument

There are only two kinds of native musical instruments in China's Eight Tones, one is Yi and the other is Yi. The hammer is shaped like a small jar or a fire bowl, and it is a rare musical instrument. Lian has a long history. The oldest company discovered so far has been more than 7000 years ago. At first, there was only one mouthpiece and one sound hole, and then it gradually evolved into eight-hole company, ten-hole company and semitone company. Yan's timbre is soft and round, and there is a desolate beauty beyond things.

4. What do you mean by beating? It was originally an ancient pottery, similar to a crock and shaped like a small jar or bowl. This is an ancient container for water or wine. Round belly, covered, with hoop ears on the shoulders; There are also square ones. Popular in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. There are Luan Shu in the Spring and Autumn Period and Caihou unearthed in Shouxian County of Anhui Province and Yicheng of Hubei Province. This kind of wine vessel can become a musical instrument because people beat the wine vessel full of wine at a grand banquet and sing loudly at the same time, which is quite like modern karaoke. So it evolved into a kind of musical instrument, and the other is Yu. Ancient Chinese people began to classify musical instruments very early. Anyone who has read the sacred amethyst should know that "gold, stone, earth, skin, silk, bamboo, treasure and wood" are collectively called eight tones. It's about materials for making musical instruments. According to this classification, Yi and Yi are local musical instruments.

The most primitive pottery hooks are almost invisible because they are fragile, and most of them are bronze hooks. Hope to adopt

5. What does "Gou" mean? "Gou" is actually an ancient wine vessel.

During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, people often used this bronze wine vessel to drink at grand banquets. When they arrived at places of interest, they smashed the glass full of wine and sang loudly, especially when entertaining VIPs, in order to express the joy of "friends coming from afar". 1 "Shuo Wen Jie Zi": "It is a pottery vessel, so it holds wine pulp, which Qin people can use to save songs."

Hey, knock; Festivals, and beats; A strike is also called a strike. People in the Qin Dynasty used a hammer as a musical instrument to beat time.

2 "The Book of Songs Chen Feng Wan Qiu": "Qi Qi strikes it, the way of Wan Qiu, no winter and no summer, when it is worth its heron"; "Three Debates on Mozi" records: "In the past, princes were tired of listening to politics, resting on the music of bells and drums, literati were tired of listening to politics, resting on the music of singing, and farmers plowed in spring and harvested in winter, resting on the music of singing"; Huai Nan Zi Ling Xun: "In today's society, poor and despicable people are also knocking on pots, singing in harmony and thinking it is fun", which shows that "beating" is a low-level form of folk entertainment. The Book of Changes contains 93 words: "If the sun is not there, it will be big and fierce if it doesn't drum or sing."

It means the afterglow of the sunset, and the song is the elegy of the old man in his twilight years. "The Joy of Zhuangzi" contains: "When Zhuangzi's wife dies, Keiko hangs it, and Zhuangzi sings."

Prove that the "drum" is the content of the funeral. There is a saying in Li Si's "Order of Persuasion" that describes the backwardness of Qin's music culture.

Before the Warring States period, Qin was in the western frontier, with low culture and no music teaching materials. When he was half drunk, he played with tiles and sang with his hands patting his thighs. In the middle and late Warring States, the State of Qin introduced Zheng's folk music and classical court music.

Qin people are ashamed of "knocking on the urn and playing the piano" and dare not mention it. 5 "Historical Records Biography of Lian Po and Lin Xiangru" records that the king of Qin drank too much and said, "If you hear the good voice of the king of Zhao by chance, please play the piano."

Zhao Wang played the piano, and the book before Qin Jian said, "One day, Qin Wang and Zhao Wang drank wine to make Zhao Wang play the piano." Lin Xiangru said: "Zhao Wang secretly heard that the king of Qin was the voice of the king of Qin. Please give him a bowl of entertainment."

The king of Qin was furious and refused. So they went forward and knelt down to invite the king of Qin.

The king of Qin refused to strike. Xiang Ru said, "Within five steps, Xiang Ru please spill blood on your neck."

Think left and right like a blade, and think right like a slap. So the king of Qin is not worried at all, just preparing for a blow; For example, the ancient Proposal said, "One day, the king of Qin attacked the king of Zhao." .

This famous diplomatic allusion is a powerful measure for Lin Xiangru to counter the humiliation of Zhao by the King of Qin. Because Qin people are not good at instrumental music, the sound of elegance is difficult to rise, and they will only fight for vulgar entertainment, so they fight with each other to force the king of Qin to fight back against humiliation and defend the dignity of Zhao. 6. The blow is knocking on the crock. "Playing and singing" is not excellent orthodox music, but is derogatory in China culture.

6. What do you mean by "drumming" and "blowing" in ancient times? Drums and harps: 龙. Play the harp. 2. Mr. and Mrs. Yun are very affectionate, and they said in the newspaper Sun Shu: "The family is Qin, but it can be Qin Sheng, Fu and Zhao. Looking back at the sky, calling for Wu Wu. " Later, I used "drum instrument" to describe the harmonious relationship between husband and wife. Clap your hands: jοfǒu 1. Also known as "striking tiles". The ancients used tiles as a musical instrument to beat time. They all sing with the harp. From the Warring States to the Qin and Han Dynasties, "the joy of playing the piano" prevailed. During the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties, the harp was often used to accompany the chorus. During the Sui and Tang Dynasties, it was used for pure music. Later, it was only used for court music and festival music. In ancient times, they were containers for water or wine. They have a round belly, a lid and ears on their shoulders. There are also square ones. They were popular in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. They are usually pottery and can be used for percussion.

7. When did the king of Qin attack the king of Zhao? According to the history book Biography of Lian Po and Lin Xiangru, the king of Qin was drunk and said, "I overheard the good voice of the king of Zhao, please play the piano." Zhao Wang played the piano, and the book before Qin Jian said, "One day, Qin Wang and Zhao Wang drank wine to make Zhao Wang play the piano." Lin Xiangru said: "Zhao Wang secretly heard that the king of Qin was the voice of the king of Qin. Please give him a bowl of entertainment." The king of Qin was furious and refused. So they went forward and knelt down to invite the king of Qin. The king of Qin refused to strike. Xiang Ru said, "Within five steps, Xiang Ru please spill blood on your neck." Think left and right like a blade, and think right like a slap. So the king of Qin is not worried at all, just preparing for a blow; For example, the ancient Proposal said, "One day, the king of Qin attacked the king of Zhao." .

This famous diplomatic allusion is a powerful measure for Lin Xiangru to counter the humiliation of Zhao by the King of Qin. Because Qin people are not good at instrumental music, the sound of elegance is difficult to rise, and they will only fight for vulgar entertainment, so they fight with each other to force the king of Qin to fight back against humiliation and defend the dignity of Zhao. ("Percussion" is not excellent orthodox music, but derogatory in China culture)