Are there any jokes about environmental protection?

NPC deputies: What did the State Environmental Protection Administration do last year? State Environmental Protection Administration: All our staff have devoted themselves to Yuanmingyuan. NPC: What did you do in Yuanmingyuan? State Environmental Protection Administration: Deputies to the National People's Congress on Demolition of Seepage-proof Geomembrane in Yuanmingyuan: Why? State Environmental Protection Administration: Because of the leakage and water conservation in Yuanmingyuan, NPC stands for: Isn't water conservation beneficial to environmental protection and ecological environment? State Environmental Protection Administration: If you want to save water, the income of the water conservancy department will be less, which will directly reduce GDP. NPC representative: It makes sense, but it is not the root cause. State Environmental Protection Administration: Yes! You think everyone saves water. With the investment of 600 billion yuan in the South-to-North Water Transfer Project, water is drawn from the south, and the water price is high. Who can use it? Deputies to the National People's Congress: Oh, this is the most fundamental truth. Support ... but the director still has to be accountable and was removed from the post of director of the State Environmental Protection Administration: whoops ... (crying)