Send funny sentences in a circle of friends

First, the world is so big, where can I go without money? To buy a globe, you should not only have a look, but also look around.

Second, why are you nearsighted? I blurred my eyes in order to look down on the world.

Thirdly, when I am pursuing Happyness, I am afraid that I am not at home, so I am always at home.

Fourth, don't expect to lose weight. Bajie walked hundreds of miles and didn't lose weight. Besides, he is a vegetarian.

5. Look at the gesture of swallowing mountains and rivers when you tear the express parcel by hand. Not at all like a weak woman who can't even unscrew the bottle cap of mineral water. 6. Whether you live well or not is unknown to others, but everyone knows when you gain weight.

Seven, other people's faces are destined to be seven points, three points depend on dressing up, your face is destined to be one point, and nine points depend on filters.

Eight, you are gold and I am coal, you will shine and I will be hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

If I meet you, I need to spend all my luck. Please stay away from me. I want to make money by luck. Thank you.

10. Life never makes me comfortable. It always slaps me every once in a while to remind me that if I make another mistake, I'm dead.

Eleven, good-looking can be called foodie, ugly can only be called gits.

Twelve, rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk, for a long time, in fact, no day is suitable for work.

I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you must reflect on yourself and why others can.

Fourteen, when I was a child, I went to the zoo to see tigers and vowed to raise one when I grew up. After 20 years, my dream has finally come true. Anyway, it's time to cook for my wife.