Collect some jokes

1: One day, the police station called, and the man across the phone shouted for help, and then the phone was cut off. The police stopped when they called again, so the police collected 20 yuan in a hurry. When they called again, the man sighed and said, "It's all right!" " "

2. I have a husky at home. Today, when I fed it dog food, I picked up a piece and tasted it out of curiosity. Unexpectedly, after looking at me affectionately, the goods moved silently and gave me a place next to the rice basin. . .

3: The eight-year-old son asked her husband: What is Zhang Fei's mother's surname? Husband: I don't know. Son: Stupid, surnamed Wu, who knows nothing about much ado about nothing. The son asked again: What is Zhang Fei's father's surname? Husband thought for a long time and patted his forehead: name trouble, trouble! The son laughed wildly: silly! Last name is Zhang! You don't have your father's last name ~

4: My daughter is six years old and very smart. One day, my mother and I had a quarrel, and turned to my grandparents and growled, "Look at you two, why did you find a wife for your son?" Bully me all day! "