What's the story of being bitten by a dog?

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Why do some people like to listen to cross talk? Crosstalk can make people laugh. No accompaniment, no makeup, go on stage, wear a gown, shave your head and face. Speaking of shaving, I remembered a joke. When I was young, I once shaved my head. The barber can't talk, which makes me very angry.

When I was young, there was no barber shop. What if I shave my head? Find a hairstyle to choose from. This is a shaving handle, a shoulder pole and a stool. If you have a haircut, you can shave there. There is a small drawer under the stool for shaving tools. There is a washstand over there with a copper basin on it, which is used to wash your hair after shaving.

At noon that day, after lunch, I went out and met a corner. There is a barber in the alley. When I touch my hair, I should shave it. I said, "Hey, give me a shave." The barber is sitting on a stool, with a big pancake and meat in his hand, eating. He stopped when he heard me shout. "Wait a minute, Sir. I'll shave you after eating. Do you like it? " As soon as I thought about going to the garden later, I said, "That's impossible. If you don't want to shave, I'll find someone else. " The barber couldn't bear to let me go: "I won, I'll shave you first, and then eat it." I said, "How much is it?" "Twenty cents."

He agreed to the price and gave me the stool. I sat there and he was embarrassed. Why? There is no place to put the pie meat in your hand, just in the small drawer under the stool? It's too dirty. I'm afraid of falling on my hair. Put it in a copper basin? I have to wash my hair later. After shaving, there is a stone step. He blew away the dirt, spread out the paper, put the big pancake roll on the steps, shaved his head and ate it.

Put a white sheet on me first, then hit the pancreas, changed the steel (gdng) knife, shaved my head and complained, "It's no use doing our work. I can't wait for other people's work. I can't stop eating. I can't help it If I can do something, I won't shave this thing. " "hey!" I stood up at that time: "What did you say?" "Sir, why are you angry? I'm not talking about you. Please sit down. " Pervert, I'm so angry! I don't shave, do I? I've shaved several times. Shave it. I sat there again.

At this time, a dog came and saw this set of big pancakes on the steps at a glance. The barber was afraid that the dog would take the pie away, so he quickly went to fry the dog. This dog, if you fry it, it will go, if you don't fry it, it will come back. The barber had no choice but to bang the dog and shave my head twice; Shave your head twice and then blow the dog off. "I said, Sir, it is not easy to earn your twenty cents. If I care about your head, I won't care about dogs. If I want to care about dogs, I can't care about your head. " I fell: "Hey, what do you mean?" "Nothing interesting. Turn around. My face is facing the dog, so I don't have to be busy at both ends. " My heart is blocked. "All right, turn around."

This time, the dog can't come. But he didn't leave, squatting there at a distance. Thorn, thorn, in a short time, I finished shaving. I have to wash my hair after shaving. Just as I was washing my hair, the dog dodged, jumped forward and took the pie away.

The barber looked back and saw that the pie was gone: "Hey, what a waste of time. This twenty cents was scraped by the dog! " "