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I’m looking for the original version of a joke
After returning home in the afternoon and having dinner, I went out to prepare for duty. As soon as I arrived downstairs, I saw a young man in his early 20s, dressed as a student, squatting on the ground with his head pulled down, using a hand in front of him. A line of chalk was written on the ground: I’m too hungry, I can’t find a job, I haven’t eaten in a few days, please give some money to buy something to eat! I believe everyone should know that this is another scam that takes advantage of the compassion of kind people! He only needs 1 yuan from everyone, but if you add up a little, I believe his income in a day far exceeds that of each of us! But this kind of scam often fails him, because in form he is just begging and does not seem to be committing fraud. But~~~~The sky has eyes! ! ! Let him meet me! ! !
Hehe~~~ I frowned at that time, and I immediately became concerned! I immediately ran to the nearest restaurant with lightning speed (before he even asked for the money) and bought 5 large steamed buns for 1 yuan (I wanted to buy buns, but I didn’t want to give him meat!) , then ran to him and said to him in a very sincere tone: "Brother, you are really suffering, it's not easy. Come on, come on, there is some food here, you need to fill your stomach first! Hungry? It’s been here for a few days~ Let’s eat it while it’s hot!” He raised his head and looked at me and the five big steamed buns in my hand in great surprise, and didn’t react for a long time. But from my firm eyes, neat clothes and my thin beard, he saw my determination to let him eat these 5 steamed buns! He had no choice but to take it, and several aunties passing by said over and over again: "This young man has such a kind heart! Brother, hurry up and eat! Only when you have eaten enough can you have the strength to find a job!" Finally, with our unanimous encouragement, he swallowed the 5 big steamed buns in one bite, and then thanked me at the request of the passing lady (who definitely did not cooperate with me), and left with his luggage.
Do you think this is the end of the matter? wrong! It’s not over yet! Hehe~~~ I figured that this guy didn’t get a penny from him and even stuffed me with steamed buns, so I definitely didn’t want to give up, so I followed him quietly and waited for him to change places. The result was exactly what I expected. After crossing two streets, he chose a busy street and pretended to be lost. He wrote on the ground again, "I haven't eaten in a few days! A kindhearted person can give me some money to buy it." Eat something!" Then he squatted on the ground and stretched out the dirty hand that just took the steamed buns I gave him! Dear comrades! At this moment, all I could hear was: The rooster sings and the world becomes white! Brother Can brings steamed buns again!
I saw a spring breeze on my face, and I was in high spirits. Like a timely spring rain, I made a shining appearance again carrying five bigger steamed buns! (I even rubbed the steamed buns on the ground!) The same sincerity! Same expression! Same dialogue! I couldn't help but pick up the steamed bun and stuff it into his mouth! At the same time, there are striking similarities in history! More passing ladies appeared next to me to support my "good deeds"!
Facing our eyes full of eager expectations, this comrade who had just eaten five large steamed buns and been hungry for several days started eating steamed buns again! The first one ate relatively fluently, the second one felt a little jerky, and the third one seemed to be eating very hard from his expression! You will frown every time you take a bite! Dear viewers, please pay attention! Now it’s the fourth one! The exciting time has come! One bite! Two mouthfuls! Three mouthfuls! Wait, why did his eyes bulge when he stopped eating? Why is he covering his stomach with his hands~~~Oh my God! He vomited! ! ! ! This comrade, who had been hungry for several days, vomited after eating nine large steamed buns donated by Brother Can! I immediately asked with concern: Brother! Why are you eating in such a hurry? Are you hungry? Do you still want to eat?
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