Blizzard's humor.

The death knight went to the mercenary camp to recruit mercenaries, and wanted to go to the bathroom halfway. I don't know where is convenient.

But I can't hold it any longer, alas, this is urgent.

Finally, there is no way out ... alas, there is! ? The death knight's hand is the sadness of ice, so he pulls it on the sword, then throws it up, and whoosh-throws it up the tree.

Just then, an elf came to hire him and looked up, huh?

Embarrassed, the death knight quickly pulled the elf aside, took out a heavy gold coin of Warcraft and whispered, "I'll give you a gold coin." Don't tell anyone about it. "

The genie also whispered, "I'll give you ten gold coins, and you tell me how to pull them up."

have a bath

A new night elf druid will do something practical for hunters, arrange to visit the ancient tree of knowledge and bathe in the moon well. So he called all the male and female hunters to talk.

"Attention, tomorrow, Huntress take a bath in the morning, male hunters visit. In the afternoon, the male hunter took a bath and visited Huntress.

Be disciplined. Ah, just look, don't touch it. It is absolutely forbidden to take pictures. "

There was an uproar under the stage.

calm

One night, the altar of the old man caught fire and many heroes ran out. The demon hunter is coming. "You don't need to be so flustered. Hearing that there was a fire, I got out of bed, lit a cigarette and dressed very calmly. I didn't think the blindfold was suitable, so I took it off and changed it. I didn't panic at all! Whenever there is danger, remember to be calm! "

"Great," said the watchman. "Then why don't you wear pants?"

4. No foresight

One day, after the opening, a demon followed the priestess all the way and pestered him.

After arriving at the base, the old deer saw that the demon was still standing not far from the door and volunteered to blow him away.

When the old deer went out, he shouted, "No eyes, I have a crush on my wife!" "

5. Not to the point

An orc base was attacked by bloodmage. The coolie panicked and called for help.

"Fire! Fire fighting! " There was an urgent and panic cry for help on the phone.

"Where is it?" Asked the operator of the fire brigade.

"At my base!"

"I mean, where is the fire?"

"In the bunker!"

I know, but how can we get to your base?

"Don't you have a fire truck?"

6. Too precise

"Shorty, why did you quit your job in the factory?"

"They are too accurate! ! Last time I loaded gunpowder, it exploded. I fell down after being blown up in the air, but the factory director deducted my salary and said that I didn't work in the air for 6 seconds! "

7. stuttering

Prophets stutter when they are nervous. Once, he led an army to fight the night and found an archer anemic, so he wanted to solve her with a flash of lightning: "flash, flash, flash, flash! Just as the words were finished, six archers fell to the ground and died.

8. ibid

An immortal banshee courted a two-headed ogre and said, "If you don't promise me, I will be the most painful person in the world!" " "

The two-headed ogre said, "If I promise you, the same as above."

9. Damn it!

One night, the prophet left his wolf outside to urinate, and then forgot to let him in while watching TV. When he thought of opening the door, he was startled because his dog was holding his neighbor BM's pig, which was already dead.

"Dead Wolf! Smelly wolf! Bad wolf! ! "After cursing for a while, the prophet calmly thought about what to do.

He was afraid to tell his neighbors, so he decided to clean up the pigs and put them outside BM's base, pretending nothing happened.

So he took the pig to the bathroom and washed the blood and mud off the pig. He washed it repeatedly and washed it four times before it was clean. Then he dried the pig and dressed it up beautifully. It took three hours to finish. Then he took advantage of the night and the strong wind to put the pig outside the base of the BM without anyone knowing.

The next day, when he went out to MF, his neighbor BM stopped him: "Hi! Prophet, last night was a ghost. "

The prophet was so nervous that he sweated and said, "Oh! Is it? What is it? "

"My pig died yesterday morning, I buried it, and this morning I was lying in front of my house as usual. . . "

10. Wedding night

On the first night of their wedding, the night watchman put on a beautiful silk robe and lay in bed in an attractive posture in order to "do things".

But an hour later, the devil still looked out of the window dressed. The night watchman impatiently reminded him, "Why don't you take off your clothes and go to bed?" He replied: "Go to sleep first! Leave me alone, because my mother told me that tonight is the most wonderful night I can see, so now I don't want to waste any second to see the night view. "

1 1. Looking for hair

The blade master went to the barber's for a haircut. Blade Master: How much is the haircut? Barber: 10 yuan.

Blade Master: It's so expensive! You know, I'm going bald.

Barber: Of course I know. 1In 0 yuan, only 3 yuan is a barber, and 7 yuan is looking for hair.

12. a: "why do you always like to use fire phoenix?"

B: "What do you say?"

A: "Oh, I see, Fire Phoenix was originally cooked at 94, so it can provide food directly to the team."

(B is killing monsters with the lightning of the Naga witch)

13. A: "What's she doing with so many fishing lines?"

B: "Get rid of it, it's forked lightning."

A: "Oh, I thought she was going to fly a kite for help."

14, at night:

Tiger Sister: What are you looking at?

Observer: I'm waiting for a meteor to pass by. It's so clever to hear the blind man say that it would be beautiful to wish on a meteor.

Tiger Sister: That's easy. * # # ............................................................................................................................................................................

A moment later

Tiger Sister: What's the matter with you? Why are you covered in injuries?

Night watchman: Me. . . . Me. . . . Hit by a meteor.

Hu Mei: Can't you shine?

Night watchman: . . . . . . . There are too many meteors. . . . . . .

15, orc:

Coolie: Report, the construction site is short of manpower. Can you help?

Prophet: Let the blade master go.

Call the blade master.

Shadow Hunter: Blade Master, let's go.

Blade Master: Why do you only call me a coolie?

Everyone: You will be in two places at the same time, and one person is in the top three.

16, undead:

Lich: You are disgusting. Don't take your cockroaches out all day, okay?

Crypt lord: What's wrong with me? The Lord of Fear is surrounded by a group of stinking flies.

Lord of Fear: What's wrong with me? Donkey-faced man still shits all day.

Death knight:. . . . . . . .

17, Terran:

Dafa: Actually, fighting is the most cost-effective way to go out. Isn't it just playing with two little people? Save the soldiers.

Shorty: Yes, yes!

Paladin: Yes, it will be more important if I add more blood.

Blood method: more practical than my Phoenix.

Dafa: Right? My sailors are cheap and abundant, and they are really the first choice for killing people. . .

Knock, knock (knock)

"Old man, give me out, we are water plants, you haven't paid the water bill for several months? If you still use that much every month, we will kill your horse if you default. "

Shorty:-_-!

Paladin:-_-!

Blood method:-_-!

18 A boy loves basketball and Warcraft. After the chemistry exam, in the office ... teacher: "did you listen to the lecture in class?" You can't do such a simple topic? " ! "

Boy: "Back to the teacher, I'm sorry I'm not smart, so ..."

Teacher: "Besides, why didn't you finish the problem?" ? I'm still sleeping in the middle of the test paper!

Boy: "Oh, well ... I can only blame myself for not being agile enough, and then I was exhausted." "

Teacher: "Then how come you play basketball so well? Can't you study? ! "

Boy: "Because I am a strength type."

Teacher: "..."

19 one day in the chat room

A rookie: "I just started playing Warcraft, using UD. What tactics does UD have? "

A master of NE: "Well, explosive dogs, and ..."

Rookie: "Oh, it turns out that Warcraft also has a pet system."

20 points in politics class

Teacher: "This classmate, what's the name of the illegal person?"

Student: "Is a lawbreaker a lawbreaker?"

Teacher: "You can also explain it this way."

Student: "Oh, it's called breaking the law."

2 1 just started school at the school gate.

Teacher on duty: "Why isn't this classmate wearing a school uniform?"

Classmate: "I heard that there is a make-up exam today."

Teacher on duty: "Oh, you don't have to wear it if you have an exam?"

Classmate: "The school uniform has no additional attributes, but my clothes are JP, which are +6 intelligence, agility and strength respectively."

22. In Chinese class, the teacher asked everyone to discuss their views on the article.

Boy A: "MM in Warcraft is haunted."

Boy B: "Yes, Yullian is the most handsome."

Boy A: "The blood elf mage is very handsome, with yellow hair. How fashionable. "

Boy B: "Who says Yullian is the most handsome!" "

Boy A: "Blood elf mage is the most handsome!" " "

A class is so noisy.

When I play TFT single player, when I play the battle of human blood elves.

Classmate: "Who is she? Mermaid? "

Me: "She is the Naga witch."

Classmate: "Then what is this?"

Me: "speed boots, you can run very fast in them."

Classmate: "What about her feet?"

Me: "..."

24. One day, a boy's computer crashed in the electronic reading room of the school. At this time, there were many people in the reading room. Without thinking, he shouted, "Boss, change the computer!" "

At a relative's house

A little girl naively asked, "Brother, why can't people come back from the dead?"

Brother: "It's simple, because we are not heroes."

One of my classmates is crazy about Warcraft, so there must be Warcraft in three sentences. One morning, I saw his eyes bloodshot.

I asked, "Did you play Warcraft for another night?"

This classmate: "No, I watched cartoons all night last night, which was very touching ..."

I think, the sun came out from the west today. There is no word Warcraft in the three sentences, but this classmate added: "Call beauty and Warcraft."

Send some jokes about others, I hope you like them.

In order to compete for the penultimate position, the second rookie in our class decided to fight one-on-one, fearing that the scene would not be fierce, so everyone added 1 computer, and I was the referee next to him.

The scene went on in an orderly way, and then I went to WC because of a stomachache. When I came back, I found that both of them were sitting in front of the computer strangely, and kept shouting that they would not operate. At the sight of the screen, two people were all killed by the computer, waiting for the computer to decide the outcome ...&;

28

; My classmate asked me to teach him Warcraft, so I started from the basics.

In actual combat, he asked, "How to be a hero?"

Me: "Build an altar."

After a while, he asked, "How can you be a hero?"

Me: "Build an altar."

After a while, he asked, "How can you be a hero?"

Me: "Build an altar!"

He: "How much is it? I have built three. "

In my freshman year, I took a computer class, and all my homework was done in class. Once, everyone had to make a FLASH, and * * * did five classes. suddenly ...

Several boys: "Teacher, where is my homework? Didn't you hand it in? "

Teacher: "I didn't see it. Please send it again."

A boy: "This will do."

Another boy: "why didn't mine?" It was there just now. "

After tossing for 10 minutes, the boys crowded in front of the teacher's computer like sardines. This is an epiphany: it turns out that everyone has set the file name to LOSTTEMPLE.

In analytic geometry mathematics class, a boy is talking.

Teacher: "What line is AM?"

Boy: "Teacher, A and M should be said separately."

Teacher: "Do you have any other good methods?"

Boy: "A is attacking and M is moving."

3 1 rookie: "What's the difference between spider stream and spider sea?"

Another rookie: "Well, there are more spider seas than spider streams."

Rookie; "Why?"

Another rookie: "which stream contains more water molecules than the sea?"

32 rookie: "How to use the explosive dog?"

Master: "Gather around."

Rookie: "Still no, the skill bar doesn't seem to blow itself up."

Teacher: "Students, what do you want to be when you grow up?"

A boy: "Farmer."

Teacher: "Why?"

Boy: "Because farmers can live in castles."

Teacher: "Huh?"

34 physical education class Run 1000m.

Teacher: "What's wrong with you today? You ran for five minutes! " "

Student: "Sorry, I forgot to wear my speed boots today."

Master in driving class: "You must be extra careful when driving. What does this show about the car? " Student: "Cars have siege characteristics."

36. Girl: "What's GG's hobby?"

Boy: "I&; Like & Warcraft, "

Girl: "Terrorists!"

Boy: "Why?"

Girl: "WarCRAFT is the antonym of craft &; ; War is weaving war! "

Boy A: "Who is that guy with white hair and green eyes on the box?"

Boy b: "that guy is very similar to Arthas." Of course he is his father. "

This is just a joke. The guy with white hair and green eyes doesn't know if he took Arthas after Frostmourne.

A boy is playing the devil's gate in the battle of terran blood elves with TFT.

Boy A: "Why is the skin of the Orcs of Chaos Corps red?"

Boy B: "It was originally red."

Boy A: "Oh, I thought I was color blind." & ltBR & gt

39. A boy used NE, and Traxex just entered the sixth grade. He ran to the HUM base to charm a farmer, and after returning home, he began to build HUM buildings. He laughed hysterically with joy.

A friend is on the side: "What's wrong with you? What makes you so happy? "

Boy: "I just fell in love with a farmer."

Friend: "Ah? Men seduce men! "

One day when she was 40, a girl was waiting for BF.

Girl: "Where are you now?"

BF: "I'm in the shop."

Girl: "Which store? Where is it? "

BF: "The one in the middle of the map."

4 1; A: "Why is that guy called an ogre?"

B: "Because he has two heads and eats a lot, he can only eat people who have nothing to eat."

42A: "Is the lich a man or a woman?"

B: "Of course it's a man."

A: "Why? Did he extract DNA from the bone for testing? "

Sister of the zoo: "Brother, what do pandas like best?"

Brother: "wine, of course."

44MM: "Who is she? Lips are so sexy! " GG: "She is a tree demon."

MM: "Oh, the monster in the tree. Won't her size break the branches? "

A boy is playing with a friend next to WC: "Today is your birthday. What gift do you want most now? " Boy: "Go and get a bottle of invincible potion!" " "

The school hands in the exercise books in the morning.

Teacher: "This classmate, where is your exercise book?"

Student: "Which workbook?"

Teacher: "It's the yellow one."

Student: "Oh, it's a book of experience. I used it a long time ago last night. "

47A: "What is the greatest use of a repairman?" B: "tear down the house." & amp

A boy is playing WCIII, and a friend sends a text message to find him.

Friend: "Where are you?"

Boy: "I'm in WC TFT."

His friend looks at the ladies' room (he thinks the F in TFT refers to women).

Friend: "Hey! What are you doing in the ladies' room? "

Boy: "Oh, I'm in an Internet cafe."

An ugly girl is playing WARIII.

Boy: "Why do girls use UD? They should use NE. "

Ugly girl: "NE's are all beautiful, UD's are all ugly."

Boy: "What does it matter?"

Ugly girl: "Look at those UDs. I will feel ugly when I am 8 years old. "

50; Mother: "Why don't you sleep? Stay up late every day. "

Boy: "You can learn from them once in a while."

Mother: "Who is it?"

Boy: "It's the hero in WARIII. It is especially good not to sleep. "

Humans say he is strong, orcs laugh, trolls say he can shoot accurately, and hunters laugh.

The hunter said he was a dead shot, and the dwarf smiled. The dwarf said he was not tall, and the dwarf smiled.

The dwarf said he was ugly, and the undead laughed. The undead said he had a personality, and the bull's head smiled.

The soldier said he had a high physical attack, and the thief laughed. The thief said that he ran fast, and the plug-in laughed.

Plug-ins said he was not afraid of being blocked, and 9C smiled. 9C said he was a good agent, and I KAO, the whole world laughed.

A vest whispered to JJ: JJ, how can I leave the guild?

JJ whispers to [a vest ]: /GQUIT

Coral dance left the guild.

[guild] [good morning]:?

Coral dance joined the guild.

[Guild] [Kakayo]: Welcome back!

[Guild] [Good morning]: Hungry. .....

[Guild] [Kakayo ]: 355, why are you leaving?

[Guild] [Coral Dance]: Toilet toilet water! An idiot asked me how to quit the union.

[Guild] [Good morning]: What did you say?

Coral dance left the guild.

[guild] [good morning]:?

[Guild] [Everyone]: ... Khan! !

Coral dance joined the guild.

[Guild] [Kakayo]: Welcome back to 355:)

[Guild] [Good morning ]: JJ, why did you leave again?

[Guild] [Coral Dance]: Don't play dumb, it's not you who hurt me!

[Guild] [Good morning]: What have I done to you?

[Guild] [Coral Dance]: You asked me how to answer the instruction to quit the league!

[Guild] [Good morning]: What did you say?

Coral dance left the guild.

[guild] [good morning]: . . . . Isn't this for me? I went back to Mars.

Happy Morning is offline.

Coral dance joined the guild.

[Guild] [Kakayo]: Welcome back to 355 again. . .

[Guild] [Crazy Critical Strike]: Honey, what's wrong with you? Why are you retreating?

[guild] [coral dance]:. . . Someone hurt me. . .

[Guild] [Crazy Crit]:?

[Guild] [Coral Dance]: They asked me how to quit.

[Guild] [Crazy Crit]: What's your answer?

[guild] [coral dance]:. . . guess

Crazy crit left the guild.

[Guild] [Coral Dance]: Hairy. . . BJ is an idiot like me! ! I really didn't choose the wrong person.

Crazy crit to join the guild.

[Guild] [Coral Dance]: Haha, back? Remember to put a space in front next time.

[Guild] [Crazy Crit]: What should be preceded by a space?

Coral dance left the guild.

[Guild] [Kaka Yo]:. . . Take it! ! !

[Guild] [Kakayo]: Just add a space before /gquit.

Crazy crit opens the guild

[Guild] [Kaka Yo]:. . .

Coral dance joined the guild.

[Guild] [Coral Dance]: About: BJ, the dead man? ! ! !

[Guild] [Kaka Yo]: I ran away because I was afraid of sin. . .

Crazy crit to join the guild.

[Guild] [Crazy Crit]: Shit, the space bar is broken.

[Guild] [Ghost King]: What's the matter?

[Guild] [Coral Dance]: Someone tricked me into quitting the league.

[Guild] [Ghost King]: What did you say?

[Guild] [Coral Dance]: Don't fool me!

[Guild] [Kaka Yo]: Let me explain. These two may have to quit again if they want to talk.

Kakayo left the league.

[Guild] [Coral Dance]: Haha

[Guild] [Crazy Crit]:. . .

Kakayo joined the trade union.

[Guild] [Crazy Crit]: Quit and don't come back. . .

[Guild] [Kaka Yo ]: NND, my space bar is broken, too. I didn't notice.

[Guild] [Crazy Crit]: Haha, you also have today.

[Guild] [Crazy Crit]: Just one order, watch the toss. Don't type English orders next time, type Chinese.

[Guild] [Kaka Yo]: What is the Chinese command?

Crazy crit from the alliance.

[Guild] [Kaka Yo]:. . .

[guild] [coral dance]:. . . .

Go crazy and join the union.

[Guild] [Crazy Crit]: I will be angry if anyone talks to me again!

[Guild] [Ghost King]: Calm down. . .

[Guild] [Kaka Yo]: I won't talk about it. . .

[guild] [coral dance]:. . . Did you strike/quit the union?

[Guild] [Crazy Crit]:. . . You typed the wrong word.

[Guild] [Coral Dance]: Which word?

[Guild] [Crazy Crit]: It should be a "guild".

The ghost king left the union.

[Guild] [Crazy Crit]:. . . I had nothing to do with that. .

[Guild] [Coral Dance]: It has nothing to do with me. . . .

Good morning online.

Wang Meijun joined the trade union.

[Guild] [Gavin]: What a pig ~ ~

[Guild] [Coral Dance]: Up

[Guild] [Maple Dance]: ......

[Guild] [Gavin]: Actually, there are more interesting commands, such as /gdiband.

[Guild] [Coral Dance]: What order? I didn't respond at all. ..

[Guild] [Devil]: I didn't respond either. Ga, are you kidding?

[Guild] [Good morning ]:/gdiband

SilverTimes has been successfully dissolved.

[1- Comprehensive] [Augeri Ma] [Coral Dance]: Hungry. . . Ah ah ah ah ah ah.

[1- synthesis] [Orgrimmar] [Gavin]: = _ =

[1- synthesis] [Orgrimmar] [Maple Dance]: =. =

Thank you ~ ~ That's all I found ~ ~