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How to flirt with women

An attractive man can always "mix" with a woman. You keep hitting her, making fun of her and even "abusing" her, but she likes your hitting and making fun of her more and more. So what can make her happy? An interesting phenomenon I found is that couples often flirt by "hitting" and "cursing". I often see that boys scold girls, girls kick boys' legs, boys spank girls, girls pinch boys' arms, boys turn around and pretend to ignore girls, and girls lean on boys' backs and kiss boys' faces from the side ... This process is called "flirting" as the saying goes. From the grammatical point of view, flirting is a phrase with four words, two verbs "hit" and "scold", and two nouns "love" and "Qiao", among which "Qiao" is an adjective used flexibly as a noun. I really admire the insight, analysis and expressive power of my ancestors, and invented such an imaginative phrase to express this playful mode between lovers, which is vivid and dynamic. If you have experienced this kind of fake and fake abuse with cute girls, you will know that this kind of experience is silly and witty, vulgar and subtle, implicit and warm, private and open, which is simply wonderful ... When I first started studying, I read a lot of books and courses from dating science abroad, but I always felt that because of cultural and language differences, I didn't fully understand many subtle emotions. Later, I carefully recalled all kinds of words related to love in Chinese, and suddenly I was enlightened. In fact, these foreigners are all similar things in terms of speaking. (So far, I found that the best word in Chinese in dating science is "playing hard to get". Let's get back to flirting. ) The first weapon to pick up girls is to keep looking for opportunities to "mock and satirize" girls, but it must be in a humorous and funny way. This is a kind of "flirting" or "flirting", which is a joke, not a real ridicule. In fact, women like to be molested. Being molested is a woman's role in love, and women get a feeling of "being a woman" when being molested. At first, I saw the method of pride and humor, and I felt that this technique was really subtle, and the skill of picking up girls was beyond words. After reading some examples, I feel even more ridiculous. For example, when I see a girl, I have to find her shortcomings to laugh at, laugh at her clothes, laugh at her hair style, and laugh at her temper tantrums ... Is this really possible? Don't girls vomit blood with anger? I read a lot of books and examples, and it took me a long time to fully understand the pride and humor method. Hug mode Later, when I saw the idiom "flirting", I felt really stupid and spent so much effort to study it. The so-called pride and humor method is not flirting to a large extent! It seems that the grafting of Chinese and western languages and ideas is not flexible enough. The key to flirting or being proud and funny is an atmosphere, a feeling, and a feeling of fooling around with girls. As long as you have this feeling, you can scold her for eating too much as a pig, you can accuse her of being lazy because she can't do housework, and you can laugh at her for not knowing that computers are old-fashioned; You can trip her up while walking, you can twist her arm, you can spank her, you can pull her hair, you can push her into the crowd when she is not looking ... In short, you can beat her at will, scold her and abuse her, and she will only like you more and more!